Naruto: *rides in on the T-rex for the first time* Hey guys! Look what hatched from that egg!
Kakashi: ... well thats scary ... even from him
Naruto: I think he called me mom earlier... can I keep him?
Sasuke: b-b-big ... lizard ... b-b-big big lizard *wonders if pissing ones pants while running away from a walking eating machine is worth surviving or if he should just let the monster eat him and save him the embarrassment*
Naruto: Say hi Tiny! *watches 'tiny' bow down and let out a roar*
Sakura: *meeps and sits down with a squishy sound*
Naruto: *smiles as the dino licks the other three* Tiny likes you!
Kakashi/Sasuke/Sakura: *covered in dinoslobber* great ... just great ... can we run for our lives now?
Naruto: Umm... Tiny likes to chase things that run...
Sasuke: *nods* of course it does ... its a giant killing machine!
Naruto: Yeah, he kills at ramen contests
Sakura: ... you feed it ... ramen? *sweatdrops* figures
Naruto: Ramen... ice cream, the Hokage let him visit the prison daily...
Kakashi: *blinks* that explains the overcrowding problem being resolved...
Naruto: Isn't he beautiful?
Sasuke: yeah ... if you like things with teeth bigger around than your forearm
Naruto: Want a ride?
Sasuke: *shakes his head frantically* NO! no thats ok ... I prefer my own two feet *mutters* and not getting too close to the wrong end of that thing ... either wrong end
Sakura: is ... is it safe?
Naruto: *leans back, almost carefree* I've been riding on his back all day
Sakura: *nods, swallows nervously and stands up* well it hasnt tried eating us ... yet ... so I guess I could give it a try
Naruto: Down tiny! *stands as the T-rex bends over, head next to Team 7* Coming Kakashi? Teme?
Kakashi: *looks over to Sakura as she climbs up* she has bigger balls than Sasuke *mutters to himself* and me too probably *sighs* yeah I guess
Naruto: *laughs* Come on Teme, we'll go get a mission
Sasuke: *mutters* kuso ... fine but if he eats me I will get even with you dobe
Naruto: *laughs as Tiny lifts them all up* Come on Tiny! To the old man! *clings on with his feet*
Sarutobi: *reaching for his tea, notices earthquake like tremors shaking it* please tell me that's not who I think it is
Naruto: *rides up next to the Hokage office* Hey old man!
Sarutobi: *doesnt even turn around* Do I need to have a defibrillator brought in if I turn around?
Naruto: Umm... well Sakura and Sasuke might need diapers... and we need a new potty area for Tiny...
Sarutobi: *still not looking* ... Tiny ... you mean the five story tall monster you call a pet?
Naruto: He's not a monster... he's housebroken...
Sarutobi: it can eat a bus load of people in a single swallow ... house broken or not its still a mon ... wait ... house broken? how the hell did you get it inside that apartment of yours?
Naruto: It wasn't always this big...
Sarutobi: *pinches the bridge of his nose trying to fend off the impending migraine* of course
Naruto: Got a mission for us?
Sarutobi: sure *digs through his files* here ... its an A rank escort mission ... there's this rich bra ... kid who needs a ride home ... try not to let him get eaten
Naruto: An A-rank! Cool!
Kid: wow is that thing real? *points to Tiny* ... how much for it?
Naruto: Not for sale. Ever.
Kid: yeah right ... everything's for sale ... a million ryo?
Naruto: *points at the kid* Tiny... FETCH!
Sarutobi: NARUTO!
Naruto: What? *is riding Tiny as he chases the kid home*
Sarutobi: 'not get eaten' also includes not get chewed on!
Naruto: Not even a little?
Sarutobi: *thinks for a minute, shakes his head to get rid of the thought* no not even a little *grumbles* though the brat deserves worse
Naruto: Can I at least make him run some more? He's a bit thick...
Sarutobi: *shrugs* nobody said he couldn't be wore out or frightened severely
Naruto: *pats Tiny's head* Go on boy, fetch!
Kakashi: *sighs* this is not going to end well
Sakura: Should we help... him?
Sasuke: help Naruto scare the kid? sure
Sakura: I meant the kid... you know... point him towards Training Area 44...
Kakashi: *looks over to Sakura* and they say Orochimaru is evil....
Sakura: *blushes* Well... I mean he is... alright, he makes an Akimichi look skinny!
Kakashi: *looks to the kid* no ... he makes 3 Akimichi combined look skinny but *shrug* Sarutobi didn't forbid putting a good scare into him ... have fun *pulls out his book* I think I'll get some reading in
Sasuke: Are they running towards the new Icha-Icha shipment truck?
Kakashi: *looks up and pales* Naruto! Stop!
Naruto: *makes Tiny jump over the Icha-Icha, still chasing tubby*