Disclaimer: Never mind, never. Can you leave a soul to mourn in peace?

Characters/Pairings: Mayuzumi Chihiro, Izuki Shun.

Warnings: grammar errors, genderbending, crack-pairing and where the hell are the puns?

i, rest

Her surprise at catching his sight soon turns into understanding. Izuki has been (best) friend with Hyuuga before she could even remember, so she can read boy accordingly.

The sight of him made her recall the past event: the basketball match between Rakuzan and Seirin. (she was from Seirin and he was Rakuzan's point guard and they were considered to be opponents). Honestly speaking, Izuki is pretty sure that Mayuzumi Chihiro doesn't like her much.

But it doesn't have anything to do with his falling asleep in the corner of the library.

With her fingers in his hands and his hands on her shoulder, Izuki smiles a bit.

Guess all Mayuzumi-san needs is an good sleep to brighten his mood.

ii, arachnophobia

"What's that?"

Izuki immediately regrets turning her head to look at Mayuzumi-san, curse her and her curiosity and his questioning tone.

Fat body like an hourglass, big and black and shiny. Long, creeping legs laced with hair that skitter and scramble, try his best to escape from the grey-haired man's hands. She can see fang from this angle, and oh-my-god, those-bloody-eyes...

The thing almost looks innocent as it stares at her with those eyes, but who's it kidding? She's got the eyes that as sharp as an eagle, and she will never let it have its way with plotting murder.

"Mayuzumi-san, it needs getting rid of." She says.

Mayuzumi raises his eyebrow at this, but obliges. "I see."

And he throws it out of the window. Izuki closes her book, still shuddering.

She needs to eat something.

iii, beach

Izuki always loved the beach. She loved to sit by the ocean and the waves, the sunrise and sunset and literally everything (she told him that she had the eyes that see everything.) She loved to pick up the seashell and build the sand castle and soak up the sun. (She spreaded her arms, inhaled the smell of the sea, and imagined she was an eagle and, 'Mayuzumi-san will have to try hard if you want to catch me,")

She loved to jog barefoot across the sand (Do you know that Riko used to make us train on the sand, it was good for our jumping ability.)

Sometimes, late at night, he thinks he sees her, with her ever smiling face and bright eyes, leaving footprints in the sand.

iv, crab

"It's so so cute!" Riko coos and Izuki nods her head repeatedly in agreement.

"It's a crab." Hyuuga says blankly, as if he didn't understand.

"That's not it. That's a he." Izuki tells him, as though she was trying to teach a two-year-old boy. "And you're just annoyed because he's got more actions than you."

"What the hell does that mean, Izuki?"

"I see no beauty in... him," Mayuzumi remarks, noticing Izuki's glare directed to him. "And no one wants crab as their pet. I don't understand why you think him cute."

"Mayuzumi-san, my father said the same thing about you."

Hyuuga snorts, but covers it with coughing, Riko scolds Izuki to hide her amusement and Mayuzumi rolls his eyes skywards.

"Whatever."

Tag: I can't believe. Izuki and no pun at all? No, it's impossible.