Sasuke sighed as he settled into his new home. After killing his brother, he decided against going on a stupidly suicidal rampage of revenge against the elders of Konoha, and had returned to the village he had once abandoned. His punishment wasn't as bad as it could have been, mostly thanks to Naruto defending him. He had spent the six months in prison, gave his ANBU parole officers a room in the remote house he'd chosen to live in instead of that haunting main house, and now he was about to settle down for the final stipulation.
He had to marry and produce some offspring within the next year. It wasn't that bad; after all, he'd built up a dossier on all eligible females, and even picked the most likely candidate. One of the girls from his class had excellent chakra control, and was training to be a chuunin instructor. She was one of his former fangirls, but still indicated interest in him, unlike his two biggest fangirls, Ino and Sakura. He was very shocked when he found out that they had started dating shortly after he and Naruto left on their respective Sannin training trips.
Putting those thoughts aside, he decided it was time to read that secret family scroll that he had put aside until such time as he was ready to start the family. Rolling open the scroll he felt something twitching on his face. There, before him, in faded black and yellow parchment was something that caused his annoyance level to triple.
The Sharingan was a matriarchal favored bloodline, meaning as a male he had only a 1 in 10 chance of bearing a Sharingan using child, while if he was a woman that ratio would have been 5 in 6.
Thumping his head against the wall in sheer futility, he wondered if maybe committing seppuku wouldn't be the best route. Just as he was mentally berating himself for being such an idiot, Naruto's Oiroke no Jutsu popped into his mind.
Snorting a laugh, he dismissed it as a juvenile use of the henge. But then the memory of his first C-rank mission came to mind, in particular how Naruto had changed from his annoyingly bright and idiotic self into a fuma shuriken. That could only happen if Naruto altered himself.
Grinning, Sasuke pulled out a blank piece of parchment and began scrawling a detailed plan that he would produce to the Hokage tomorrow morning. After all, he needed her help in finding just the right guy to rebuild the clan. He had to be strong, have great stamina, high chakra reserves, not a doujutsu user, and preferably loyal to the village. Another thing that would be good is that he was about the same age as Sasuke, that way there wouldn't be too great an age difference. As he continued listing out preferable attributes on another scroll, he made a mental note to beg, bribe, or get orders for Naruto to allow him to copy that jutsu.
Thinking back on his clan, he frowned at the part where he requested that it wasn't a male in a clan already. The Uchiha clan seemed to have a bad history to it, so maybe it was time to make a new clan, and leave them dead in the past. Setting the pen tip to the paper again, he scratched out the requirement firmly. If he was going to rebuild the Sharingan users like the council demanded, he would damn well raise them as loyal to Konoha as Naruto himself.
Leaning back, he decided that if he was going to leave Sasuke Uchiha behind, he'd take a new name and live as that woman entirely. Sighing he looked over at his mother's picture, and a childhood memory flashed to the front of his mind. His mother was talking to another woman about him while he played with his ninja toys on the floor. "If he'd been a girl, we were going to name him Saki..."
Smiling sadly he stood up and took his mother's picture off the wall and hugged it close. Sasuke Uchiha was no more, starting tomorrow there'd only be Saki.
