Sasuke was once again running from his fangirls, this was the worst possible day for him to have run out of rice. Valentine's Day, the day his fangirls got incredibly bold in their affections. It wouldn't be that bad if they would just approach him one at a time to give him gifts, instead they swarmed like a stampede of bulls. So Sasuke did what any boy his age would do, scream like a girl on helium and run away.
Turning down an alleyway, he gulped as he noticed it was a dead end. However, just as the mob was about to round the corner, he was lifted off the ground and pinned against the wall, a hand over his mouth. He was about to fight back when a shock of orange alerted him to who it was holding him, and more importantly, that he had just been saved.
Naruto looked at the mob of girls down below milling about, searching for Sasuke. He knew that they'd have to move before the girls thought about looking up, but he had to make sure Sasuke could be silent. Shifting in front of Sasuke's eyes, he put a finger to his mouth before moving up the metal ladder of the fire escape. Sasuke watched him going up with nary a whisper of sound, admitting that the blonde might have something that he didn't.
Getting to the rooftop he followed the class's dead last carefully, marveling at how sure he was on the wire, barely causing a swing in the line over another alleyway. Finally Naruto turned around over the marketplace and smirked. "You owe me Sasuke, remember that." And with that he was gone.
Ten years later, it was Naruto running from a swarm of fangirls. Really, he hadn't ever trained for something like this. All these women chasing after him, and he couldn't use any of his regular tricks to get away. They knew them.
Suddenly he was yanked into the ground, watching as a clone he didn't remember creating continued leading the girls away. After the mob had been led away, he pulled himself out of the ground and looked at his savior, finding himself staring blackly into a pair of fully activated Sharingan eyes.
He's about to say something, when Sasuke cuts him off. "There dobe, we're even."
