Kakashi looked over his new genin squad curiously as they sat on the roof, soaking up the sunshine. To say they were not what he expected upon reading their files would be something of an understatement.
First was the minor fact that all three of them were sunbathing nude instead of paying attention to him. But he was fairly certain that wasn't the worst thing going on here. Clones of Naruto were bustling about acting as butlers and man servants. One was standing next to him holding out a bowl of salt-broiled saury and another with miso soup with eggplant pieces floating around inside. It would seem that Naruto did his research on him at least. Taking the two bowls from the clone with a nod of thanks, he watched it take up a spot behind him, even offering to set up a screen so he could eat in private.
"Maaa... I suppose we should start with introductions..." Kakashi started before a clone stood up with dossiers on every member of the group, including Kakashi himself.
"Sir, allow me to do this so that the original and others may rest."
Kakashi looked lazily over the dossiers, noting with alarm that his was far too detailed and uncensored for his liking. Nodding his head to the clone it began a speech. "As you know, I am Naruto Uzumaki. My likes include ramen, training, gardening, and ninjutsu. My dislikes are traitors, the three minutes it takes for ramen to cook, being inactive, and... troublesome tenants..." it added carefully while indicating where the seal on him was. After a wave to continue, the clone began again. "My hobbies are training, finding new uses for my clones, infiltration, stealth, and escape and evasion training, and gardening. My dream is to one day have a family and become the Hokage to protect everyone in the village."
Kakashi raised an eyebrow as the clone henged itself into a perfect replica of what the profile stated was Sasuke Uchiha's usual look. "My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I hate a lot of things, and I don't particularly like anything. What I have is not a dream, because I will make it a reality. I'm going to restore my clan, and kill a certain someone," the henged clone answered in an exact replica of the real one, getting a 'hn' of approval from Sasuke, and a soft squeal from Sakura.
Kakashi nodded and waved for the clone to continue. He wasn't disappointed when it turned into a perfect replica of Sakura. "My name is Sakura Haruno. The thing I like is... well the person I like is..." it started off, before looking back and letting out a giggle that was a cross between a school girl's and Kakashi's own perverted one. From the lack of protest, and the agreeing 'hn' from Sasuke, he could tell that it was being accurate so far. "And umm... my dream for the future... uhm...?" the henged clone continued before letting out a squeal and blushing heavily, "OH YEAH!!" Shortly after the squeal died and hearing returned to his ears, Kakashi barely caught the finish. "What I dislike is Naruto! My hobby is..." With that it broke off again and this time began staring perversely at Sasuke's exposed backside, creeping nearer with twitching fingers.
Mercifully the clone was dispelled with a shuriken to the forehead sent forth from the real Sakura. Instead of making any attempt at protesting, she merely dropped her arms and began moaning softly at the back massage she was getting from two Naruto clones. Kakashi wasn't quite sure, but for some reason, he just knew that this group would be a lingering headache.
"Right... as you in particular Naruto know, I am Kakashi Hatake..." Kakashi stated calmly, before tilting his head in thought.
His answer was silenced however when the surrounding Naruto clones spoke up for him. "And that's all you're going to find out from him."
Kakashi nodded as he set down the two empty bowls from the food. "Right... I'm going to talk with the Hokage, bye."
Kakashi decided that he needed to volunteer for a nice long mission deep in Iwa, wearing neon signs saying he was the student of the Yondaime Hokage Kakashi Hatake.