Planetary Guardian Escapades

Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon, Naruto Vampire Knight or Shokugeki no Soma

Au prompt: Did you seriously just fuck around with dark magic and then come to me for help

Note: This story is set in Crystal Tokyo with vampires from the night class visiting her and is inspired by me considering having people visit Crystal Tokyo post reveal but I may change my mind on that later

Warning: language

"Did you seriously just fuck around with dark magic and then come to me for help?" Raven deadpanned looking at the two blonde idiots in front of her from where she was lying in bed sick.

'How in the name of Hades exactly did you guys do this to yourselves in the first place?" she asked as she began further examining the mess that they had gotten themselves into.

2 hours earlier

"And this is the main living room/library" Hotaru announced as Hanabusa and Takuma followed her as she escorted them on a tour of her mansion.

The entire mansion is quite modern and has a homey feel to it on the inside a contrast to the gothic outlook of the outside. The living room is covered in a soft dark carpet with a modern looking dark brown couch facing the TV which is located at the back wall. And a second one on the left side of the TV facing the right wall, facing opposite the second couch on the other side is a comfy blue armchair with a purple cushion. Connected to the TV are a variety of game consoles and karaoke machines in a giant entertainment unit. Behind the armchair is a wall covered in bookshelves filled to the brim with DVDs, games and books in between large tinted windows looking outside to the front of the property. On the other side of the living room there is a set of sliding glass doors leading out to the garden behind the mansion.

All of a sudden Hotaru's communicator began to vibrate and Hotaru apologised as she opened it to be met with the face of Sailor Mercury.

"Hotaru where are you?! You're late the delegate from Chuu is arriving in half an hour!" the blue haired ice warrior exclaimed causing Hotaru to pale as she realised she had forgotten all about the diplomatic talks she was supposed to attend this afternoon.

"Oh my god I'm so sorry I'll be there right away sorry" she apologised profoundly before closing her communicator and spinning around.

"Sorry guys I really have to go Usa-mama is going to kill me for being late again. You guys can just hang around in the living room if you want just be careful I haven't fully sorted through all of the stuff in here. Raven is upstairs in her room so just call her down if you need help with anything" she said before quickly taking out her transformation wand and transformed into Eternal Sailor Saturn "I'll try to be back as soon as possible bye guys."

With that the senshi of death and rebirth disappeared in a violet light leaving the two young vampires alone. Takuma and Hanabusa turned to each other after she disappeared not really sure what to do now. Shrugging they both trotted over to the bookshelves and began searching through them for anything interesting to do. Takuma rejoiced as he found the latest volume of a manga that Hotaru had recently introduced him too called 'Shokugeki no Soma'. All of a sudden Aido called Takuma over with a small charcoal coloured book in his hand. The leather cover was faded and had no writing on it. Scratched on the thick pages in ink were instructions for various spells and enchantments in an unknown language.

"Look Takuma it's a book of magic!" he pointed at the various rituals and enchantments. Together they began to pour over the pages trying to decipher them with the help of several other books they snatched from the shelves.

"I think that this sentence translates to 'out of body experience'" Takuma said pointing at a particular ink stained page.

"Yeah I think you're right I think that spell is meant to invoke visions of out of body experiences so maybe it shows past lives or the future" Aido agreed excitedly.

"You thinking what I'm thinking?" Takuma asked mischievously to which Aido nodded in return. Glancing around to make sure that no one would disturb them they began to haltingly chant the words scratched onto the page eager to find out what would happen as they became surrounded in a violet light.

Back to the present

"And that's what happened" Takuma said scratching the back of his neck awkwardly as he handed the book to Raven to let her take a look at it.

"Damn she's going to kill you" Raven whistled recognising the faded leather bound book in her hand "that's Hotaru's personal book of shadows."

"What are you talking about? Look can you please help us?" Aido begged desperately his puppy dog eyes pleading at her.

"Ok fine" Raven conceded "a book of shadows is a witch's personal book of spells that she has gathered and created over the course of her life. They are very protective of them. Hotaru in particular, she must have forgotten to renew the protective enchantments over it. So which spell were you trying again?"

Takuma silently opened the book to the page that they had been translating and Raven began to read the details of the spell that they had cast before bursting out laughing.

"Well the good news is that you guys actually performed the spell correctly which is actually pretty cool considering that this is written in Saturnian. The bad news is that when she wrote 'out of body experience' she meant it literally. This spell is based on the Yamanaka mind transfer jutsu except instead of simply having your soul leave your body to take over the target you swap souls. It says here it's mainly meant to be used to help escape capture by swapping souls with a guard so that you can get a layout of the base that you are being kept in or for reconnaissance" Raven translated.

"Ok" Aido's body projecting the mannerisms and speech of Takuma who was possessing it still unnerved Raven "but you can help us fix this right before Hotaru gets back?!"

"I'm not sure I mean this is Saturnian magic its generally pretty hard to reverse and I specialise in black and white magic that's used in combat. This is pretty ancient stuff not to mention you have to be Saturnian to use it so good news is that one or both of you are reincarnated Saturnians or have Saturnian blood in you so you did sort of learn something about you're past lives" Raven began pretending to furrow her eyebrows to mess with the two boys.

"Come on pretty please Raven" Aido said although his puppy dog pout didn't work nearly as well on Takuma's body "We need to fix this I mean I have a date with Yori tomorrow! She can't see me like this!"

"Look I'm sorry if I could help you guys I would but there's no counter spell written in here and I'm not a Saturnian so I can't just engineer a spell that would reverse this. You're just going to have to wait for Hotaru to come back and help you with this" Raven told them flatly in between a coughing fit.

"Well Hotaru said that she had to go meet the delegations from Chuu" Aido began desperately "so when do you think she'll be back?!"

"I'm not sure can you guys pass me my phone and the glass of water on that desk over there?" she said still coughing.

After Takuma passed Raven her phone she swiped through a couple of messages from friends telling her to feel better when her phone beeped with a message from Hotaru.

Hotaru: Hey Raven the boys probably told you but I needed to go to a meeting with the delegations from Chuu. Unfortunately I won't be home until tomorrow turns out I have to attend a banquet tonight as well. I hope you're feeling better and tell the boys I'm sorry they can stay in any of the guest rooms in the mansion there are blood tablets in the pantry. I hope you feel better soon the medicine that Ami prescribed you is in the kitchen and I'll see you guys tomorrow

"Well the bad news is that Hotaru won't be home till tomorrow" Raven read the message out loud to the two increasingly distraught boys.

"What?!" Aido exclaimed "but-"

"No buts" Raven cut him off angrily coughing "you guys got yourselves in this mess, messing around with Hotaru's stuff. You can wait until tomorrow for Hotaru to get home and help you guys. Now could one of you please get me my medicine? It's on the counter in the kitchen downstairs."

After that Takuma got Raven her medicine and the two boys left to go get some blood tablets downstairs to drink. Once they were gone Raven began to text Hotaru about what happened with the blonde idiots.

Hotaru: Serves those boys right for fucking around with dark magic and messing with my stuff in the first place I told them to be careful these are the consequences ;)

And with that heres another oneshot for Planetary Guardian escapades I haven't started writing the next chapter of Angel of Silence yet but it should be up soon and please remember to review guys

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