Kakashi looked at his squad curiously, noting that they all seemed to be coming back from a trip to happy la-la land. Leaning forward he sighed and shook his head. "I'm Hatake Kakashi, Post-traumatic Stress Disorder... and you?"
Sakura groaned as she worked her jaw, probably trying to rid herself of cotton mouth. "Haruno Sakura, multiple-personalities, and anger management issues."
Sasuke was next, shaking his head as though to clear it, his eyes red in annoyance. "Uchiha Sasuke, pyromania, PSTD, repression, and apparently in desperate need of something called Prozac..."
The other two joined Kakashi looking at Naruto who seemed to be busy trying to chew through the strait-jacket he was in, matching the rest of the squad. Naruto paused in his chewing to look up and smile sheepishly, before answering. "Uzumaki Naruto, ADHD, multiple-personality, PSTD, homicidal tendencies, family issues, abandonment issues, and apparently in need of Ritalin and being kept drugged to my eyeballs."
Kakashi nodded with a heavy sigh before shaking his head. "Maaa... this is troublesome..."
"So... when do we escape Kakashi-sensei?" Naruto asked with teeth full of strait-jacket.
"Sometime tonight," Kakashi answered as he leaned back against the padded wall of their new cell, "And this is the last time we come in for monthly evaluations..."
The three gennin agreed with grunts as they settled in to wait. After all, this wasn't the first psych ward they had to escape, and most likely wouldn't be their last.