Bloopers no Jutsu
Episode 1: Sexy no Jutsu
Naruto growled angrily at his teacher, he'd show him. He'd show them all! "HENGE!" was all he shouted, before disappearing in a plume of smoke. When he returned, it was revealed him as a sexy, beautiful, simpering young woman, who was most of all naked. Iruka's response wasn't a surprise, as his twin jets of blood sent him flipping away, Naruko heard a scuffle going on behind herself.
Sakura and Ino seemed to be charging at her with oddly lust filled eyes and subtle trails of blood from their nose. Meanwhile Hinata was holding them back by the hair. "BACK OFF BITCHES HE'S MINE!" the normally quiet Hyuuga shouted out, as all the shaking about knocked a stack of papers off her desk, one of which looked like a manga page in progress.
"CUT!" the director shouted, as Naruto reverted back to normal. "Look ladies, we've been over this scene a dozen times already, can't you keep your hormones in check for a few minutes? Iruka can't take much more bloodloss..."
"Sorry..." Ino and Sakura intoned insincerely.
The director let out a sigh as he helped Iruka onto the medic cart. "Take ten while we get Iruka taken care of..."
Sasuke sat down on a chair, only to wind up flying through the air following a loud explosion. Naruto looked to where he had been sitting, to see a sizable crater in the stage. Somewhere in the distance he heard someone calling for the stage crew to repair the set.
"Is he dead yet?" Ino asked curiously, trying to see where Sasuke had gotten impaled into the wall face first.
Sakura pulled her head back into the room with a pout. "No... only passed out..."
Ino growled in annoyance and huffed, "Dammit!"
Sakura sighed heavily as she walked over to Ino, nearly in tears. "We have to still be his damn fangirls... want to go make out until he recovers?"
Ino didn't respond, save pulling her behind a row of desks, the only thing to come back out was their moans and giggles.
Everyone else who were standing around all sweat dropped in annoyance, and decided to go on break, for even the most diehard yuri fan was sick of watching those two. While the others all went to their dressing rooms, Hinata decided to take Naruto out for cinnamon buns and ramen.