Reasons why ninja are not allowed on the Internet

Reason #6: Rick Roll

Naruto looked at the woman before him, leaning in he sang softly, "We're no strangers to looooove..."

Pulling up her chin he smiled that warm foxy smile of his, still singing lovingly. "You know the rules and so do I..."

Spinning her around he still sang along with music that his had started to play in the background. "A full commitment's what I'm thinking of... You wouldn't get this from any other guy."

Pulling her in close, he smiled continued dancing with her as he sang. "I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling... Gotta make you understand..."

"Never gonna give you up!" the blonde cried as he lifted her up into the air.

"Never gonna let you down," Naruto sang boldly while dipping her down low to the ground.

"Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry," Naruto reached out and wiped her cheeks as though removing a tear. "Never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie, and hurt you..."

His song was cut off as the woman kissed him deeply, his clones all high five'd each other before disappearing in plumes of smoke. When the woman broke the kiss, she smiled at the blonde man. "You had me at love..."

"I love you too Anko," Naruto said tenderly as he kissed her again gently.

Reason #7: Giving them ideas is a BAD thing...

Tenten looked at her partner with a wide smile on her lips. They had spent several hours setting up this, and now it was time to see it all come to fruition. Her partner held up a camera and started filming. "Hello, and welcome to Konoha most insane stunts. Today we're going to use our friend Sasuke and prove that fire jutsu users are just as flammable as the rest of us..." Tenten began before looking up and off to the left, "Shit, hide Naruto, he's coming!"

The camera feed shook as they dove into the trees, and then focused on a slightly discolored patch of ground. Sasuke walked casually onto the discolored dirt, only to be sent into the air by a huge explosion. Tenten looked at the fuel she had used and giggled nervously while the camera focused on her, "Uhh... well it looks like we'll have to wait a while until Sasuke comes back down... and I need to check how much of this stuff I put out..."

Tenten rushed off to the right, only for the camera to jerk as Naruto was presumably yanked away. The camera landed on the ground. As the sound of two ninjas running away faded from the camera, a smoking and charred Sasuke fell out of the air, landing in the crater where he had been standing. Crawling away down the road, he moaned out a call for a medic.

The Hokage paused the video and turned to Tenten and Naruto who were trying to look anywhere but at her. "Now... I'm going to ask that you explain this..." Tsunade stated calmly, "And do keep in mind that Sasuke is now in the hospital with third degrees burns over ninety percent of his body..."

Unsurprisingly, it was Naruto that spoke up first. "It seemed like a good idea at the time Baa-chan..."

Tenten just slammed her face into her palm with a groan.

Reason #8: Fanfiction

Sakura smirked as she continued typing away at her latest epic masterpiece. It was beautiful, loving, touching, and endearing. But most of all, it was yaoi!

Hearing a knock on her door, she minimized and peeked out, wincing slightly at the bright sunlight stinging her eyes, reminding her that she hadn't slept in over forty-eight hours. Blinking she focused on the purple blur directly in front of her. She held out her hand to accept whatever it was that Ino was offering her, feeling the familiar warmth of a cup of tea. Taking a sip she indicated for Ino to come in.

"Working on that Kakashi-Iruka fanfic of yours again?" Ino asked casually as she walked over to the still powered up computer.

"Yeah..." Sakura answered blearily, "Why are you here again?"

"You forgot..." Ino answered turning to face her with a pout. "It's our anniversary..."

Sakura's eyes nearly bugged out of her skull before she zipped off to her room to change. "Be right back!"

Ino chuckled softly to herself, before pulling up the fanfic that Sakura was working on. Hey, her girlfriend might be a bit spacey at times, but her writing was HOT!

Reason #9: Bad Advice

Sai wasn't certain, but he was fairly sure that he wasn't meant to be embedded in the ground after complimenting a friend. It would appear that those helpful suggestions from that 4-chan place had been wrong.

Maybe suggesting that he could see himself in Sakura's pants, with the new moniker of bitch wasn't the right way to get along with her.

Reason #10: Mapquest

Kakashi looked at the directions, and then at the surrounding area curiously. Turning to his squad he chuckled nervously, rubbing the back of his head. "Maa... sorry about that kids... but we seem to be lost on the road of life again..."

"I told you not to let him use Mapquest Sasuke..." Naruto groaned while Sakura just pulled out her GPS locator and began mapping out their way back to where they should be. Sasuke glared at Kakashi mutely for a moment before storming away after the pink haired girl.