Kakashi looked over his new genin squad curiously as they sat on the roof, soaking up the sunshine. To say they were not what he expected upon reading their files would be something of an understatement.
To start, they were supposed to fawn over the pure awesomness that is his mere presence, he was THE Hatake Kakashi, their teacher, and most importantly pretty damn sexy. That much perfection should be admired by the brats, not completely ignored.
No, instead Naruto Uzumaki was reading some book called Lord of the Rings, with two clones playing some card game behind him. That particularly stung that the brat hadn't even spared one clone to pay attention to him. Not to mention that the kid had obviously no taste in literature. Oh, but it got worse as he went on down the line.
Next came Sakura Haruno was gabbing on something that looked like a phone to someone named Mabel. She was also painting Sasuke's fingernails some shade of blue that the boy had provided. He felt a twitch building as they continued painting his finger nails. Boys weren't supposed to wear nail polish, right? At least he was fairly certain that they weren't, especially not with tiny pink hearts and flowers getting stuck on the nails in an alternating pattern.
And Sasuke... Oh by all that was holy, Sasuke... The boy had several mirrors set up surrounding him, primping his hair with the hand that wasn't being painted. He had also started playing music from some group called Backdoor Boys or something... Kakashi hadn't really been listening after the first minute of his rant about how they were the best band ever, or some rot.
But the part that was the biggest insult of all, was that they had all come up here, took one look at him, and then proceeded to ignore him completely, shushing him at every attempt to start the introductions like he had planned.
Looking at the setting sun, he guessed they'd been ignoring him for about six hours now. Hell, Naruto had even used a squad of clones to bring the three of them lunch an hour ago; completely ignoring the fact that Kakashi was even there. Oh they were going to pay, he was going to wake them up at two in the morning, and then force them to train until they fell over dead. If any of them quit before he was vindicated, then they would all fail.
Continuing his plans for vengeance, he left them instructions on where to meet up tomorrow. Naruto barely glanced up from his book long enough to pull the paper out of Kakashi's hands and return to his novel. Kakashi planned to give him an extra set of weights for that.
Oh yes, they would pay... or he would go to the Hokage and kiss him full on the lips, in front of the entire village, and then forever swear off masks.