This is dedicated to Alyondria, who called me out on only giving the lesbians a happy ending. Hope this makes you happy! The other part is coming soon.
Iruka looked at what had once been his kitchen, and reminded himself that yes he really did love his boyfriend to have put up with him for this, yet again. My gods in heaven and hell the man was a jounin for crying out loud, how could he live that long and not know how to cook? There was batter for what he assumed was a cake on the ceiling, and every inch of the walls seemed to be coated in a light blue frosting. And yet there was no sign of his boyfriend.
Finally he found him, completely plastered to the ground by more of the batter, and sprinkles, an ungodly, sinful amount of sprinkles. He'd almost assume that there were more sprinkles than batter, save for open spaces of nothing but batter. Chuckling he looked down at his hopeless love's exposed eye tenderly. "You're taking me out to dinner and then cleaning this up... right?"
"Right..." Kakashi groaned from under the layer of batter, "Help me up please?"
"You're a big boy... you can get out yourself..." Iruka replied teasingly, before whistling for their pets to come and lick Kakashi free. Who knew Iruka's cats and Kakashi's dogs could get along so well?