Reason #11: Spam E-Mails

Kakashi yawned as he opened his e-mail account, taking a sip of coffee while waiting for the e-mail to load. He didn't mind the wait, it allowed him to wake up a little more after all. He blinked as he found out that he had over three hundred messages waiting for him. And then he saw exactly the reason. One name escaped his lips when he saw that each and every one of the messages were about the power of youth. "GAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIII!!!!!"

Reason #12: Chain Letters

Sasuke looked over his mail with a bored countenance; it didn't surprise him that the mail nins could catch him even on the lam like this. After all, only the best hunter nins became mail nins. Only one missive caught his attention. Reading it, he smiled broadly as he began writing a reply, and getting the money ready. For the power to finally destroy all his enemies, he'd gladly send any amount of ryuu this Steven Unwin Chris Kerr asked for, so the 1000 that he stuffed into the envelope seemed like petty cash.

A few months later, Naruto laid the list of addresses of various villainous elements, and Sasuke on Tsunade's desk with a huge grin. "See Baa-chan, I told you I'd get all their addresses, so now you just send some ANBU to take care of them, right? Oh, and I paid off your debts."

"How?" Tsunade asked stunned as she held up the list, more that her debts were paid off at the same time.

"Simple, I used the SUCKerr program, and it worked beautifully!" Naruto bragged proudly.

"Where'd you find this program?" Tsunade asked her eyes gleaming brightly.

Naruto chuckled playfully as he tucked his net enabled palmtop computer back into his kunai holster a little further. "I can't really say Baa-chan..."

Reason #13: Giving them ideas is a REALLY BAD idea

Tenten licked her lips as she set up the latest contraption she'd read about online. She and Naruto had finally gotten off their month long ban from the Internet, and now they were back at it. "Alright Naruto, we've moved out to the abandoned training area, well away from everyone that could possibly be hurt, right?"

"Right, and we've got signed verification by Tsunade to test improvised munitions..." Naruto answered, waving the paper in front of the camera.

Tenten smiled slightly maniacally before letting a glee filled giggle, which would have been a lot less disturbing if she was holding what basically amounted to about a hundred explosive tags in her arms like a little baby. Setting it down, she and Naruto got to the Minimum Safe Distance and released the explosives force. It blew up beautifully, sending tons of dirt and rocks into the sky.

Meanwhile, across the village, Sasuke walked out of the hospital hale and hearty once again. It was amazing what medical jutsu could do. In fact he felt like whistling, he could even hear it now. Wait... that wasn't him. Looking around, he finally found the whistling noise, and let out only one word that was censored by the impact of a rock into his face.

Half an hour later, someone dragged him into the hospital to get healed again.

Reason #14: Three words: Online Anarchist Cookbook

Tenten licked her lips as she looked over the site she had just stumbled upon. It was beautiful, it was destructive, and most importantly it was a site dedicated to making fun fun boom booms out of things laying about the house. She just had to show Naruto this next time he came over.

In his bed, Sasuke let out a whimper of fear, waking nightmares of explosions haunting his mind.

Reason #15: Online Gambling

Tsunade giggled as she logged in. With Naruto having paid off all her debts, Shizune finally allowed her to log into the gambling website. She felt lucky tonight.

Three hours later, Shizune dragged the weeping Tsunade away, who had somehow managed to triple the debt Naruto had just paid off in the matter of those three hours. Whoever was KitsuneKage, she feared for his health should Tsunade get her hands on them.