As requested by Alyondria, not sure if I got everything right, but I hope you enjoy it. ^.^

Kakashi looked over his new genin squad curiously as they sat on the roof, soaking up the sunshine. To say they were not what he expected upon reading their files would be something of an understatement.

Instead of the kill-me orange he was known for, Naruto was wearing a more reddish-orange sleeveless uniform with his trademark spiral over his left chest, and a blue undershirt, that Kakashi could tell was weighted just by looking at it. On his wrists were two more weighted pieces of the same dark blue material, and his boots seemed to be made of the same material, with a yellow stripe running up the center of the front, and around the outer seam of the sole, the entire ensemble was tied with what looked to be a braided cut-off of his uniform.

Sasuke was another shock, as he had on what looked to be a white and yellow breast plate, some sort of light blue spandex bodysuit, and loose white boots. And for some reason he decided to change his hair from the duck-butt style of his picture in the file, to a more upright spiked mess. He also seemed to be glaring at Naruto constantly.

And Sakura... Kakashi just watched as Sakura stared uneasily at the two boys. She was almost identical to the picture in her file. He'd have to train her up some.

"How about some introductions?" Kakashi asked cheerfully, nearly ruining the tense atmosphere. However, the two boys seemed to only double their glaring after that.

"Excuse me sensei..." Sakura spoke up nervously, "Why don't you start? After all we know nothing about you..."

"Maa... I'm Hatake Kakashi..." the silver haired jounin started, before pausing as though in thought. "I have no desire to tell you my likes and dislikes... Dreams for the future... Hmm..." again he paused as though thinking before continuing, as though he just answered. "And I have lots of hobbies..."

Pointing to Sakura he chose her arbitrarily to continue. "You're up pinkette."

"My name is Haruno Sakura. The thing I like is... well the person I like is..." Sakura began before ducking from a wave of energy, "YIPE! I really think I'm on the wrong team sensei, let's go to the hokage to figure that out, huh?"

Kakashi smiled his trademark and annoying eye-smile at her, waving her to stay put. "No, no, you're fine... You're the right one for this group. Will the black haired porcupine go next?"

"I am Uchiha Sasuke," the last Uchiha ground out through gritted teeth without breaking his glare at Naruto. "I am the last descendent of the great Vegeta, and I plan to use the Dragon Balls to get the power to kill my brother and rebuild my clan."

Kakashi raised an eyebrow at the plan Sasuke had just laid out. Last he checked it took training and hard work to get power, and nothing could bring back the dead, least of all the fictitious reproductive organs of an equally fictitious reptilian being.

Naruto decided to not even wait for Kakashi to pick him, instead introducing himself with a smirk to Sasuke. "I am Son Naruto," Naruto began, catching Kakashi's attention instantly, that last name struck him as familiar, as it was the last name of one of his sensei's great times something ancestor, "and it's recently been revealed to me that I have been using Super Saiyan level all my life, and lacked the control to properly use it. I've gotten some scrolls to help train with, as well as one of the dragon balls, which I intend to keep hidden away until a wish I deem worthy comes along."

Kakashi was pretty sure that the two male students of his were completely nuts. But he figured they'd just fail to pass the test and he'd be rid of them. "Alright, meet me at Training Grounds 7 at Ten tomorrow and we'll go through your final initiation right into gennin level... oh and I'd suggest not eating breakfast, you'll only throw it up."

With that he vanished, and made his way to the Hokage. If what he was sensing off the two was accurate, their power levels were over nine-thousand, but that was impossible. But if his suspicions were correct, he was going to fail them any way possible tomorrow and then sign up for a nice leisurely mission somewhere safer... like the heart of a volcano. Yeah, that sounded nice, just dive right on into that mission. Maybe he'd see if Sakura wanted to join him. It'd be fun.