This is a tribute to one of my all time favorite cartoons, Duck Amuck. Go ahead, I'll wait while you check it out... *waits* Got the plot? Let's get the show going then.
Sasuke was walking along, adjusting his huge purple bow on his backside to try and make it look less ridiculous. He knew it was a lost cause, but it was better than trying to challenging Orochimaru about it, at least until he had the power to defeat his brother.
Suddenly he noticed that even with his Sharingan active, he couldn't see any of the scenery his mind had subtly been enjoying. Scratch that, turning back around; he could see where he'd just walked though, and then nothing. It was as if he was in some anime where the artist had ignored drawing the scenery. "Well... this is odd..."
Suddenly a massive pencil appeared out of nowhere and drew something behind him. As it pulled back he felt a weight settle in on his belt. Reaching back, he pulled forth a sign that read "Hi, I'm Sasuke Uchiha, boys call for a good time."
Feeling his eye twitch, he tossed the sign away and glared at where the pencil had apparently been held. "Alright, whoever's out there, show yourself immediately!"
As silence reigned, he let out a sigh and indicated behind him. "How about some scenery then wise ass?"
This time a paintbrush appeared, and Sasuke found himself standing in the middle of the snow country. "WHERE I WAS!"
The paintbrush popped up again, this time nudging him away towards the left, where he was back in the familiar forest again. Only this time it was merely pencil drawn trees without any color. "That's better... now... how about some color moron?"
Again the paintbrush appeared, painting his head orange, his neck blue, his clothes some shade of pink that looked like Sakura's hair, his pants were now purple, and his shoes were jet black. Looking down at himself, and his multi-hued hands, he felt rage burning deep inside. "NOT ME YOU JACK OFF!"
The pencil's eraser appeared and removed his body, leaving only his mouth and eyes. After a five count, he blinked and snarled. "WHERE'S THE REST OF ME?!"
The pencil appeared and drew in a watermelon for his head, a chicken's body, and the legs of a horse. "Thanks..." Sasuke stated calmly as he started clopping off, "Something doesn't feel right..."
The paintbrush appeared and drew up a mirror, where he found himself staring into the reflection of the abomination of nature that he had become. Sharingan spinning wildly he glared at the source of the pencil and paintbrush. "YOU KNOW BETTER!!"
The mirror and his entire body were erased, this time being replaced with exactly how he looked at the beginning. "You done goofing around yet?" as he didn't get a reply, he sighed loudly and started walking along again, this time the forest returned to normal around him. "Finally..."
Meanwhile back in Konoha, Naruto looked up from the pages he'd pilfered from the others. He knew exactly what they had done, but decided against calling them on it, instead using it for his long forgotten pranks.
"That's for the hole in my chest teme..." Naruto smirked victoriously, before looking at the book he had drawn for himself. 'The Perfect Plan to Return Sasuke Uchiha to the Village, and De-Emofy Him' was the wonderful title he'd given it. And as he read, he found that all he needed to do was keep doing things he usually did, and say the right things at the right moments. In fact, it had given him the time to say and do things down to the exact minute of the day. He liked this book more and more that he read it.
The only part he didn't like was where it broke down step-by-step how he was supposed to knock Sakura into Ino, the same way that he and Sasuke had been knocked together. But he was willing to accept that loss, for the veritable harem of girls the book had listed for him.
For now however, he had to run into Shikamaru and slip the pages he edited into the stack while helping him pick up the resulting mess. Indeed, this book was great.