"I try to do one nice thing for you and you have the nerve to die? This bitch thinks she's royalty or something, I didn't kill her father for this class" yelled regina very angstily
snhoe looked down at regina from the clouds. She squinted really hard but she still couldn't find where she asked her opinion. God asked her "whats wrong babe?"
"She replied "oh nothing" but it wasn't just nothing. Regina and Emma's relationship was a sin. Or was it? She needed to remember for the class project she and peter pan were working on.
"Baby, can you send me back in time 40 years to see my girlfriend?" She asked. He nodded
"Just be home by last supper. If you see our boy, Jesus, tell him come home soon!" He told her warping her through time and space.
She was a younger version of her ageless beauty and regina wasn't born so that was definitely great she enjoyed it. A young woman who looked like older regina ran over to her. She tackled her like a lion eating a Minecraft youtuber.
"Baby pls thats kinda gay." Said young snow
"No homo?" Replied the regina looking bitch
"I love u Cora lololol suck my pussy." Replied young snow. She smiled in appreciation, even 40 years ago she was a player which is all she could have asked for.
the two lesbians walked into the bushes and did satans tango. Satan then appeared to join and then lucifer from the show lucifer joined and then lucifer from supernatural joined the satan orgy.
"Oh noe im preg" said cora as soon as they finisheded
""Unfortunate I don't love u anymore" replied snow leaving like my dad.
old snow looked on, her first love just ran away from her forever. How could cora leave her like that? When she was pregnant with her child?
She squinted really hard and time warped a day forward
Cora was giving birth and she birthed a teen aged girl she named regina bone apple teeth the third after her father. Snow watched from a distance as her only child was born. Her least favorite.
Jesus then appeared and said "you're not even my real mom". It was true so she didn't know why he said it. "I'm gonna go stay with uncle Karen in hell." He said vaping away to see satan.
"Yo honey im ready to go home" yelled snow really angryly.
"K" he said sitting in his woodland cottage in the middle of the sky
She sprouted wings and flew up into heaven greeting all of her children-not-children. They were angels but she knew she was gods only angel and these were just hoes trying to get attention from their dad.
"Ok so I got none of the info I needed but lmao its what ever" she said getting an F in her math class with Peter Pan.
"Nice I'm gonna make the next chapter centric on the main charas cause ngl u a boring hoe." Said god with finger guns.
She looked over offended at him and she decided she was gonna become interesting. She resurrected herself in front of her daughter and flipped her off.
"Snow what the actual fuck." Said her least favorite daughter, regina vape nash the fifth. She rolled her eyes calling her pet. Out of the trees flew a hippogriff version of Donald Trump. It had his head and hair but the body of a flying hippo. Reginas eyes grew 13 sizes large because she saw something she liked but when she saw snow the shrieked back to normal.
"Donaldgriff!" She commanded "take us to the… car lot." She commanded looking very sexy.
"Tonight we duel!" Commanded Mary Marjory