Kakashi looked over his new genin squad curiously as they sat on the roof, soaking up the sunshine. To say they were not what he expected upon reading their files would be something of an understatement.
First there was the simple fact that he could have sworn that he was supposed to have two boys and a girl... not two girls and and a boy. He was also fairly certain that the pink haired one was supposed to be the girl of the group, not the boy.
Looking at the group, he sighed seeing the Uchiha was currently wearing a very disturbingly frilly black and white gothic lolita dress, the pig tails were a nice touch though. While the other girl was like nothing he was expecting, first she was brown haired and green eyed, not the blonde hair and blue eyed boy like he'd been expecting. The only one that was remotely close to his expectations was the gender-bent boy with pink hair and green eyes.
He hadn't actually checked in the trio in the room were the ones he was supposed to be teaching after all, so maybe he just took the wrong set. He just needed to check and see if they were the real ones or not. "Let's start with introductions, mmkay? I'm Kakashi Hatake..."
"Hi sensei, I'm Saki Uchiha, it's a pleasure to meet you," the pig-tailed black-haired girl answered quietly, so much so that Kakashi had trouble hearing her. "I hope to be a brave and loyal kunoichi to Konoha, and that I might find the man who'll help me rebuild my clan."
The brunette girl leaned over to hug Saki gently around the shoulders before speaking up, "I'm Mokoto Umino, Iruka's little sister... You're that major pervert he's always warning me about, aren't you? Anyhow, I used to be Naruto Uzumaki, but I decided that if I could enjoy life, then being turned into a girl for the rest of my life wasn't a bad thing. Also, only you three, Iruka, and the Hokage know my true identity. So... please don't say anything. Okay?"
Kakashi could only mutely nod his agreement at the insanely impossibly pleading look in her eyes. Sakura and Sasuke nodded their agreement mutely.
"Great!" Motoko proclaimed happily, "You're up Haruno-kun..."
The pink haired boy twitched violently, something that promised a lot of hurt to Mokoto if she ever said that again. Instead of hitting the girl, he just cleared his throat and waved to Kakashi. "I'm Sakura Haruno, a girl. Though with these two I can understand how you might mistake me for a boy," Sakura explained indicating the two very feminine girls next to her. It was true, compared to them, Sakura did look very masculine. "So, I'm just wondering... when are you going to change your gender sensei?"
"Maa... I'm happy as a guy..." Kakashi answered while scratching his masked cheek. "We'll have a little test to see if you have the right stuff to be kunoichi, mkay? Meet me at training ground 7 at ten tomorrow morning, bye bye."
Kakashi left the roof before they could respond, and decided to go ask Kurenai if she wanted to switch, since he couldn't figure out the mentality of women for the life of him. If he couldn't do that, maybe he'd just go read his Icha Icha Paradise novel in front of preschoolers with Iruka watching him. He'd either get arrested or killed by Iruka, so he'd not have to teach the girls. Yeah, that sounded like a great plan.