Naruto savored the Sun spilling over him, as he clawed his way out, inch by painful inch. His entire body felt like one massive bruise, and the fox had given up trying to heal him a few hours ago. It had taken all his stamina, chakra, strength, and more shadow clones than he cared to try and count, but he had won through the night.
Looking up at the rising Sun he remembered seeing it rising twenty-four hours ago, before he had gone in to that... torture chamber! Letting out a small victorious chuckle he saluted the Sun, and began crawling out again.
His victory was short lived however, when he felt four pairs of hands on his legs, and a female voice purring. "And where do you think you're going Naruto?" Without looking back, he could identify each set of hands.
The soft and tender ones on his left knee were Hinata's pleading him to return with her touch. The rough and calloused ones on his left ankle were Anko's, she wasn't about to let him go now that she's caught him. The ones tugging lightly on his right ankle were Princess Haruna from the Land of Vegetables, she had come to Konoha just for him, and now she wasn't quite ready to let him free. The final set was the priestess Shion, who had shown up for him to fulfill a promise he had made with her long ago.
The spokeswoman for the group appeared in front of him, naked as he had left her sleeping on the bed, smiling like a cat that had eaten a canary. "We're not finished yet Naruto-kun..." she purred as her long delicate finger traced his whisker mark. Naruto had known that she was going to be trouble, being another jinchuuriki, but he had thought returning Yugito Nii's life to her would have had her grateful, not out to kill him. "After all, we still have another 26 days in this moon, and a lot of honey to go..."
As he was dragged back into the room, his fingers clawing furrows in the marble, he wondered why most guys couldn't wait until their honeymoon. It was as Yugito locked the patio doors that he realized the answer. Most men only had one wife.