So after that Dorothy had an idea (Surprisingly she hasn't had one in a while kinda like never). She thought of Thomas Jefferson and got a weave of her sailer moon wig and attached it to a rusty ass penny. She told everyone to hold on. Crack whore Flitzer wasn't sure because he was hairy as fuck and has climidia.
The zombies were coming fast. Dorothy held on to Crapbag, Flitzer, and Toto.
Suddenly a huge ass lightining bolt hit the penny and they teleported into a tornado. It was getting cray cray all up in dis crib. Naruto then appeared and teleported them out of the tornado.
Dorothy was all like "Nigga u suck, imma cut a bitch". Naruto then bitch slapped cunt-ass Dorothy and left. They were in that place from Star Wars where Yoda was at but Yoda's dead so Flitzer was all like " I'm so FRIKIN PISSED. I told the doctor to make me look like JLO but I ended up lookin like FRIKIN SHREK!" Dorothy tried once again to teleport so they did and this time it was a huge ass, fast as fuck, tornado. When the tornado stopped they were in OZ.
Although they did realize they did need to go to the hospital because they were
All jacked up. The tornado ripped all their cloths apart so they were all naked and Toto was bald. They also had body injuries and They broke all their useful limbs so now they're all blobs just slithering on the ground
...To Be Continued...