So anyway after that shitty nugget tea, Hagrid explained how some crazy ass
shit was about to go down. So naked bitch fuck Dorothy was like "I'm sailor moon BITCH!". Hagrid then pointed at all the scary ass dementors flying
Toward the shitty castle. Crap bag was like "FUCK THOSE NIGGAS"
Dorothy then started spinning like a bitch and she appeared with her sailor moon costume. She was like "I'm gonna go flip some bitches".
Dorothy flew out of dry hump's house and flew toward them. She was like
"STAR POWER. PONIES I COMMAND YOU NIGGAS TO COME OUT AND FUCK SHIT UP, BAAAAAAAAAAAA". A shit ton of ponies came out of fucking nowhere and fired their laser (lazer collection:pony edition)
...to be continued...