Kakashi had seen many things in his life, and so he thought that he'd be more than ready to face off against a trio of gennin in a simple test to see if they were ready to become his pupils. He was wrong.
The first clue should have been when he saw Sakura twirling around a sword easily seven feet long like a feather. The second should have been that instead of her normal outfit she was wearing what looked to be a solid metal breastplate, her left arm was covered in a plate mail sleeve and gauntlet, with her right arm less armored. Her feet were also encased in plate mail. She was also wearing a pink skirt to match her hair.
After that should be the small fact that Naruto was standing next to Sasuke with an evil smirk on both of their faces. There was also the faint smell of unidentifiable elements in the air. But he'd chosen to ignore all these subtle little warning signs, and explained the rules of the test to his pupils. After the word 'go' had passed his lips, hell had broken loose.
He didn't know how Naruto could summon huge fireballs, bolts of lightning, tentacles that got too close to violating him in uncomfortable ways, and creatures that he'd only heard about after a person had taken some poisonous mushrooms on a mission, all without using a single drop of chakra, but he was certain that the reason Sasuke and Sakura were currently blurring around him, hitting like Gai, and dodging like hyperactive monkeys could be traced back to the smirking blonde.
Focusing on the two offensive players had been his downfall in the end, after all he had thought he'd moved out of range of Naruto and his weird powers. Oh, how wrong he was.
Now instead of eating lunch in front of them, he was watching as the three of them munched away on the bentos he'd brought, debating over which of the three got the bells. All the while he couldn't move so much as blink his eye.
Oh, he was going to make them pay for what they'd done to him while he was paralyzed in a defensive block. The pulling down of his masks to see what he looked like he could understand, as he could the taking of the bells and some ninja tools they couldn't buy yet. But did they really have to dress him up in a tutu as though in the midst of a ballet?
No, no they didn't, and thus it would be hell for all three of them. Just as soon as he could move again. He'd torment what this weird 'magic' was as Naruto called it out of them, and after that, he'd make them beg to go back to the academy. BEG DO YOU HEAR ME?!