So Dorothy and Flitzer went back to Hogwarts to get dead crap bag.
(Hoping to resurrect him somehow and also to put his dick back).
So all of them then crossed realms to OZ. This was possible because Flitzer
was part mermaid.
So they appeared In a shitty version of OZ. This wasn't
OZ it's... THE WIZ! Omg these faggots panicked so hard that they
Were gonna get raped by ghetto munchkins. So Dorothy was like "I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON, STAR POWER!" Nothing happened.
Then the stupid ball sack realized that her powers didn't work in THE WIZ. So she was Like "FUCK BALLS" Dorothy and Flitzer ran (carrying Crapbag)
From the ass hungry munchkins. They appeared cornered in a dark alley.
All of the munchkins were inches away from catching their bitches. But
Suddenly a kick ass sassy black woman appeared and said " I WILL ROCK YOUR WORLD". All the munchkins were pussies and ran away. Dorothy thanked the lady and asked who she was. She responded "IM QUEFA
THE QUEEN OF THE QUEFFINS. I AM SASSY AND SEXY.
"Hey so can you resurrect our friend and put his dick back?
Queffa responded "sure but if I do I have to travel with you guys and you guys
Have to be my sex slaves for anonymous sex. Also if you get aids its not my
Fault. Flitzer was like "Yea sure, we're already cheap prostitutes and have aids and other STDs already"
To be continued
