Naruto looked over the mass of clones repairing some massive wall that stretched from horizon to horizon. He didn't know what it was, but some guy named Misashi Kishimoto had commissioned for a ninja to repair it, and he got the lucky pull for this S-ranked mission. He and Kakashi, that is. But Kakashi promised him the full payment if Naruto was able to do the entire thing alone.

At the thought of the sheer amount of cash that was, Naruto gladly agreed, not realizing that due to the wall being clear, he had to search by feel where it was broken, and then patch it without knowing how big the hole was. Even with his legions of clones it was going to take the entire time of the assignment just to even know if he'd found all the holes. It occurred to him that peeking up and around a hole might help him find holes, but the scroll said that he wasn't supposed to enter the holes at all cost.

Grumbling he picked up another one of the special bricks that vanished as soon as put into place. Sadly he didn't see a pile of debris from the collapsed wall in his path and went for a tumble through a small hole in the wall. Looking around he knew that he was in trouble. After all, he'd never known good to come from floating in an endless gravity free expanse of white. That's when the voices started. "Welcome Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze, to the Fourth Wall."

"The Fourth Wall?" Naruto asked curiously while trying to find the source of the voice. "What's that?"

"A space between your dimension and the realm that sees your life as fiction," The voice answered with a sigh. "Don't try to find me, for I am everywhere, and nowhere..."

"Could you just... ya know take a form so I can talk to you? What's your name anyhow?"

"I'll take one that you are comfortable with," There before Naruto formed the Third Hokage himself. "I am what is known as the guardian of the void. You are the first to have actually made it this far... and by tripping no less..."

"Yeah... lucky me... how do I get out of here to finish that wall thingie?" Naruto asked while hiking a thumb over his back. "I mean I'm not supposed to be here right?"

"No... you are not, but the problem is, your clones finished patching the wall, and one of them was designated Naruto Prime in your absence..." Sarutobi answered, "Meaning that I cannot send you back, and yet I cannot leave you here..."

"You're not going to kill me... right? I mean it was an accident..." Naruto asked nervously, feeling that if the voice said otherwise, he'd have absolutely no method of defending himself.

"No, but I am going to send you into another universe, if you aide the key players in enough dimensions, I may help you return to your own world..." the voice stated before a strange device appeared on Naruto's wrist. "This is a dimensional reader, it will tell you what dimension you're in, who the key players are, and what you must do to correct the dimension."

"So... if I use this thing, and fix the places I end up... I can go home?" Naruto asked just to make sure.

"Yes... however there is one small catch..."

"I know I'm going to regret this... but what's that?" Naruto inquired while his body spun lazily from his looking at the new watch device.

"You'll be taking on the form of characters in that dimension... to maintain the balance."

"Oh... well fuck..."

"Bye."

Naruto felt a pull and suddenly sped into the distance away from the old man. He really should have punched him, but there was no way to move in that blank space. So instead he just braced himself for impact.

Opening his eyes, he found himself staring up at a ceiling done in light blue hues. Stretching his arms, he wondered about the odd dream he'd had. Blinking he realized a few things, his hair was a lot longer than he'd gone to bed with, he was wearing the watch, and he had breasts.

Biting back a curse, he looked around to try and get a size of what his life was like in this body. Apparently he hung his clothes on hangers for the new day, as a white dress shirt and green plaid pants were hanging off to the side, a matching green striped tie looped lazily over the shirt with a brown belt sticking out from under the shirt.

Sitting up, he used a bit of the bed sheets to cover his new breasts while his inspection continued. He apparently had a very large bed, and if the aquamarine hair in the hair brush on the other side of the bed was any indication, not alone. Hearing a three beep message from the watch he finally decided to give it a look.

Name: Haruka Tenoh

Gender: Female

Age: 16-17

Universe: Sailor Moon

Mission: Press Green Button to read Mission.

Biography: Press Blue Button to read the Biography.

Girlfriend: Michiru Kaioh

Alternative Identity: Sailor Uranus

Further Information: Press Red Button to download knowledge into your mind.

Deciding that having all the information would be best, he just pressed the small red button. The assault of information being downloaded to his mind suddenly made her very glad that he'd use shadow clones obsessively. Stretching her arms again he gave her mind a quick review, and decided that for the sake of her sanity he'd better start just using physically appropriate pronouns.

Her mission it seemed was to find out why this Mamoru character seemed to be stifling the development of the Moon Princess, and her Senshi. Already the Outer Senshi, including herself and her lover, suspected something was amiss, but couldn't act upon it. Her secondary mission, for some sort of bonus was to break the two of them up and set Usagi Tsukino up with someone more appropriate for her age and orientation.

The biography made her blush, and get the multi-verse's second most perverse grin, only to be supassed by the two tied for first, Jiraiya and Hipposai, but she didn't know that yet. Instead she only knew that Haruka Tenoh was a very active playgirl until such time as her current girlfriend and her started dating. Apparently, since then Haruka's never had the energy to look for more, though she still teased the younger senshi. She also seemed to have an issue with the leader of the Sailor Starlights by name of Kou Seiya, and she'd have to figure that one out as she went.

The rest of the information just continued filling her mind, but she had other things to test. Looking around carefully, she tried to access her chakra. It took a little bit of doing, but she found her reserves were accessible, and that the Kyuubi was still there as well. What was most disturbing was that the Kyuubi was still a giant demon fox, but now wearing the uniform she recognized as her Sailor Uranus uniform.

Returning to reality, she decided to get started, and stood up. Feeling the sunlight play over her naked body, she figured a shower was the first order of business, and then hunt down the delicious smelling eggs and bacon. After making out with her girlfriend, she might just go put on some clothes, after all her daughter Hotaru should be at school by then... right?