So even though everyone in the group was upset that crap bag was dead, they were happy that they were going to have a road trip to Quefa's Magical Crystalline Castle! What an adventure! And even better, they were eventually going to get to resurrect Crap Bag. Oh crap bag, his rotting carcass smelled like grandpa earwax. So off they went, everyone seated in his or her spot on Dorothy's little ratchet carriage; they barely had any space, it was like the slave trade in the United States. Unfortunately, at a certain point Quefa (the other Quefa [she's a horcrux]), said "Yo, on the real, I GOTTA PEEEEEEE". When they got down, Pit flew out of the sky and said "YOU CAN'T STOP HERE, THIS IS ONLY FOR REAL NIGGAS", so Quefa looked at Pit for a good ten seconds, then she just burst out laughing, "HAHAHAHAHA, and what? You think youre a real nigga? GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU PIECE OF SHIT WANNA BE ANGEL". Pit was enraged and he took out his lil shiftmake bow and arrow and enchanted it with his little angel juice and he shot it at Quefa (the one in the carriage). Little did Pit know that he killed a horcrux! If all the muggles found out what Pit just did, he would become the new Harry Potter.
So Pit was like "yo fuck these stupid ass muthofukers."
To be continued…