A/N- Sorry for the delay (AGAIN) but I was RPing Sherlock with a friend (details to rp with me are in my profile description) and lost track of time to post this.

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Chapter 5 Flights and Fights.

Paris. 19th October. I have already booked the tickets. –SH

OK… can I ask what for? –JW

It is our one year anniversary next Tuesday. According to Molly this is an important celebration and I should take you somewhere 'special' so Paris. –SH

You remembered I wanted to go to Paris? –JW

John, you're my boyfriend and best friend I remember everything you say. –SH

You're the best boyfriend ever. I love you. –JW

I love you too. Now come home and pack. –SH

-X-

[Later that day]

You're not taking that jumper. –SH

Watch me. –JW

Nor are you taking those brown trousers. –SH

I am. –JW

And you're definitely not taking those shoes. –SH

I'm wearing them on the flight. –JW

John, we will be staying in Paris for five days. You do not need two suitcases full of clothes. –SH

You're a fine one to talk. How many suits do you need? –JW

It's not the same. –SH

I mean, do you actually own any casual clothes? –JW

You never complained before. –SH

Yeah well I'm complaining now. –JW

Fine. Be childish. –SH

I will. –JW

[picture_002_ open?] –SH

Don't. You. Dare. –JW

[No reply]

I mean it, Sherlock. Don't you dare cut up my jumper. –JW

[No reply]

Sherlock. –JW

[No reply]

SHERLOCK! –JW

[No reply]

Fine but I think this will change your mind: [picture_003_ open?] –JW

John no. –SH

[No reply]

No. –SH

[No reply]

Please don't break my skull. –SH

Why do you even have my skull? –SH

[No reply]

You stole my skull! –SH

[No reply]

You stole my skull and now you're going to break it. –SH

Correct. –JW

John, please don't. –SH

John, I'm sorry. Let's talk about this. –SH

Put the scissors down and then we'll talk. –JW

OK. –SH

Show me. –JW

[picture_004_ open?] –SH

Good. –JW

Get the hammer away from my skull. –SH

I have. [picture_005_ open?] –JW

Good. –SH

So… what now? –JW

We both agree to compromise. You don't take the jumper, the trousers or the shoes and I will only bring five of my suits. –SH

No you bring three of your suits and I take the jumper and the shoes. –JW

No I will pack four of my suits and I will allow you to bring the jumper. –SH

Sherlock this isn't fair. I want the jumper and the shoes. –JW

You can only bring one. –SH

But you're allowed four suits?! –JW

Correct. –SH

I'm not going to continue this argument, Sherlock. You can bring three suits and I will bring the jumper AND the shoes. –JW

I'm afraid that's not possible. –SH

UGH! Fine you can bring three suits and I will only bring the jumper. –JW

That's my final offer. –JW

[No reply]

For sanity's sake Sherlock just say yes! –JW

[Delayed] I have thought about your offer and I'm willing to agree. –SH

Thank you. –JW

I still hate that jumper. –SH

Whatever. –JW

-X-

Gregory, I have the cream and strawberries. Tonight will be like no other. –MH [picture_001_ open?]

While I'm flattered Mycroft I am in fact not 'Gregory' but John, the man who is dating your brother and I'm not sure how said brother would feel about you sending me images of you with cream all over your genitals. –JW

John I sincerely apologise for sending you that text, had I known that I was texting you instead of Gregory I would have refrained from pressing send. Please accept my apology. –MH

No need for you to be so formal now, Mycroft. –JW

Not after what I've just seen. –JW

Again, I apologise and I would like this little incident to be kept between you and me. –MH

Of course Mycroft, I accept your apology. –JW

Thank you. –MH

[A few minutes later]

Why are you sending John indecent images of yourself? –SH

-X-

Your mother just phoned me, she wants us to go round for dinner tonight. –GL

Not possible, I have other more pressing things to attend to. –MH

C'mon Myc, we haven't seen them since Sherlock announced to your mother that we are dating. –GL

Plus, I enjoy seeing your parents. –GL

As opposed to seeing me? –MH

That's not what I meant. –GL

My apologies Gregory but it is simply not the best time. –MH

You're lying. –GL

That is absurd, what would make you think that? –MH

Last night you said work is becoming tedious as there are no urgent matters that require your expertise. You don't want to go to your parents with me because of the last time. –GL

I have no idea what you are referring to. –MH

Don't play dumb with me, Mycroft. You don't want to visit them because you think they are an embarrassment. –GL

Firstly, Gregory, I have no idea what you mean by 'playing dumb'. Secondly I do not think my parents are an embarrassment I am simply just busy. –MH

Busy my arse, you're just afraid they're going to show me your baby photos again. –GL

I am most definitely not. -MH

I think you look rather cute as a baby. –GL

One might go as far as saying adorable. –GL

Do shut up, Gregory. –MH

Only if we can visit your parents tonight. –GL

If that is what it takes for you to stop pestering me then yes, we can visit my parents tonight. –MH

Great! By the way I think you look pretty cute as an adult as well. –GL

Yes, back to work, if you don't mind. -MH

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