Naruto leaped from branch to branch gracefully. He wasn't really in a hurry to go anywhere, he was just out for a little training. Alone. Away from all his friends. For they could never know about this secret training. Extending the leap of one of his jumps he brought his legs up into a perfect split, to land gently on the tip of his ballet slipper while his pink tutu rustled in the wind.
It was as he posed on the branch, gauging his next leap, that he saw the mambo ducks. He had wandered too far, and accidentally gone into their territory. This was a problem since the mambo ducks were vicious and bit hard. Turning around he began springing through the trees while the mambo ducks began mamboing after him, which was surprising since they were flying at the same time.
As he ran fr...m the ducks, he fund that he was heded to town, and couldn't quite lose them before he made it there. Leaping over two ones, he caught his on the third one and went tumbing down into a itch. While laying there disorented,found himself watch ducks fly ovr hed.
Staring up... found... leering at him. The... sannin tongue... out and... leaned down. … found him... and moan... while the... swallowed his... whole... and...
A ker-chunking noise sounded , before the entire area turned a smoldering brown, and started to burn. Eventually a white pin prick of light and expanded outward in a ragged circle. Eventually there was nothing, the ducks, the tutu, everything... gone.
Naruto looked around the blank white space he found himself in, wondering what the hell just happened, and how he got back to his usual orange jumpsuit. The form of Haku appeared before him with a small smile on his... her... their face. "Welcome Naruto, this is the film void."
"So... I'm dead... aren't I?" Naruto asked curiously while looking around the white area. "I guess... this is not what I expected..."
"No, you're not dead Naruto, merely in the white space when movies break. It's rather dull here..." Haku explained while indicating the white area surrounding them. "I got here after my 'death' I think... I just remember a flash of white light... and then this..."
"Oh..."
"What gender are you, by the way? I mean I never did manage to figure that out properly, but you said you were a guy... and your body swapped a few time..." Naruto started, before trailing off at the end.
"You know... I'm not sure..." Haku answered with a nervous laugh.
"And... you've been here for... how long?" Naruto asked in surprise, as he pulled out a deck of cards from his back pocket. When you have Kakashi for a teacher, you get very, very, very, VERY, good at wasting time. And usually stayed prepared at all times.
"I've checked... Four thousand four hundred and fourty-four times, each time was the opposite of the last..." Haku explained while holding out her hand. "Go fish okay?"
"Sure."
Half-way through the game, a new figure popped into the scene. As the figure was about to respond, there was a loud voice inarticulately mumbling something about a film. After the voice ended, the white void disappeared, returning to the film in progress, however Orochimaru found himself molesting air. Although Naruto was missing, no one noticed a thing.