Dorothy and the others were hiding under their seats. The pirates came over their side of the ship. They were searching for something or someone? They went to Gertrude's pilot room. The walls were made of platinum, co-built with rubes, shifted by malifaca, enchanted by Gandalf, created by Anamanagucci, petrified with a balisk, glued with cat urine, and painted with pure bacteria. "DON'T COME ANY CLOSE- OR ILL GET MA SHEILAS ON YOU!" She said holding a double-barrel shotgun. "Where is Dorothy?" Davy asked (rather harshly, asshole!). "Who the fuck?" Lied Gertrude. "BITCH I KNOW YOUR LIEING" "Nigga chill, go look somewhere else". Davy then left his lackees with Gertrude while going back to the main plane area. Quefa was then tired of dealing with the hiding crap so she stood up. Davy then quickly chocked his claw around Quefa's neck. "Tell me where Dorothy is" "Are you the fucking janitor?" He clenched his claw, she let out an erotic moan. "This won't do will it?" Not really a question asshat. Davy then walked to the exit of the plane while still having Quefa in his claw. He opened the door and held Quefa in mid-air. "You will tell me or else I'll drop you thousands of feet down, hitting earth, although because of how fast you'll go, you'll die before your halfway to the ground. Now do tell shan't we?" Quefa had a smirk on her face not visible to Davy though. "You're a joke, do you really think im afraid of falling, nah nigga, IM REAL SHIT!". She quickly got off his hold. She got a weapon out of mid-air. 2 Uzi's was it? Aw yes it was. "I'M GONNA TRASH YOUR ASS!". Davy went in for a slap. Quefa quickly dodged by backflipping and shooting at the same time. "We're in a plane you know" Quefa responded "Thats why these are magic bullets". Davy turned his fat ass puke green squid head and so no damage at all, only that he was bleeding in his left arm. "Enough! Homeboys get yo assess in here!". His jocks went in the area from the pilot door. "Kill her". "Not so fast!" Flitzer came out of his seat and attacked them. It turns out he was a mutant!? He extended his wolverine claws and messed up every jockys face. All screaming in pain. They're gonna need more plastic surgery than Kristin Chenoweth (jk I loved her in wicked :P)
To be continued...