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by TheShallowGamer

John and Sherlock are always together, even when they are not they text nonstop. Nothing could tear them apart. That is until a strange man becomes involved in their lives for the not so greater good and the boys find that holding on to each other is going to be harder than it seems. John/Sherlock and Mycroft/Greg.

15. Chapter 15- Autocorrect is a bastard

A/N- Chapter 15

Here's the next part of the third day. I'm actually on time!

WARNING: This whole fanfic has changed to M rating because of the language in this chapter and for something that may happen in a future chapter. We'll see if it does though.

If anyone has any suggestions for what they want in the next chapter/s (preferably to be about Christmas) then that would be really great!

IMPORTANT: This story does not follow the original timeline of the show. John and Sherlock meet before A Study in Pink and have been together for a year.

Hugs, hugs and more hugs to those who have liked/ followed/ reviewed this story so far.

DISCLAIMER- I don't own anything. All characters you see in this fanfiction belong to BBC Sherlock. All I own is the plot and my OCs. I don't own the song All I Want For Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey.

Any mistakes are my own so please tell me if you see any grammar mistakes.

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On the third day- Autocorrect is a bastard.

On the third day of Christmas my Mycroft gave to me an autocorrected Christmas song.

I don't want a lot for Christmas. –MH

As you said earlier. Although, I'm still going to get you a gift whether you like it or not. –GL

There is just one thing I need. –MH

Which is?-GL

I don't care about the presents. –MH

Right…-GL

Underneath the Christmas tree. –MH

Oh! I know what you're doing now! –GL

I just want you for my own. –MH

The feeling is mutual. –GL

More than you could ever know.-MH

I bet I can guess ;) –GL

Make my wish come true. –MH

I'm trying ;) –GL

All I want for Christmas is poo, yeah. –MH

Um…Mycroft…-GL

I don't want a lot for Christmas. –MH

Didn't you see…-GL

There is just one bing I creed. –MH

And me don't bare about the presents. –MH

…-GL

Underneath the Christmas wee. –MH

I don't need to bang my cock in. –MH

MYCROFT!-GL

Where coupon the fire palace. –MH

Please stop my stomach hurts! –GL

Fanta Claws won't rake me yappy. –MH

With a boy on Christmas Yay. –MH

Are you doing this on purpose? –GL

I just want you for my own. –MH

More than you could ever know. –MH

Make my wish come true. –MH

All I want for Christmas is poo. –MH

Oh god. –GL

Poo, baby. –MH

Oh, I won't fuck for much this Christmas. –MH

Oh my god! –GL

I won't ever kiss more plow. –MH

And me just gonna beep on gravitating. –MH

Underneath the mistle hoe. –MH

I won't bake a list and bend it. –MH

To the Fork Hole for Saint Dick. –MH

I'm laughing too hard. –GL

I won't even pray a rake to bear these tragic render flick. –MH

Because I just want poo bare toga. –MH

Holding on to my fro kite. –MH

What noir fran I scoop? –MH

Baby, all I want for Christmas is poo. –MH

Poo, baby. –MH

Oh, all the kites are lining. –MH

So frightfully anywhere. –MH

And the sound of children's slaughter fills the air. –MH

And everyone is filing. –MH

I hear those sack meatballs binging. –MH

Santa, won't poo binge me the one I rarely creed? –MH

Won't poo please binge me baby to my? –MH

Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas. –MH

This is crawl I'm asking for. –MH

I just want to kneed me baby. –MH

Landing wright onesie me floor. –MH

Oh, I just want you for my own. –MH

More than you could ever know. –MH

Make my wish come true. –MH

Baby, all I want for Christmas is poo. –MH

Poo, Baby. -MH

All I want for Christmas is poo, baby. –MH

All I want for Christmas is poo, baby. –MH

All I want for Christmas is poo, baby. –MH

All I want for Christmas is poo, baby. –MH

I hope you enjoyed that because my fingers ache from typing so much. –MH

[Delayed] Oh no…-MH

Gregory, my phone…-MH

I didn't mean to type any of that! –MH

[No reply]

Gregory? I apologise my phone must have replaced my words. –MH

Answer me. –MH

Gregory! –MH

Mycroft, oh my god! This is the best laugh I've had all week! My stomach hurts so much. –GL

I'm glad you find this so amusing. –MH

It's hilarious! –GL

That's the last time I try to be romantic and send you one of your favourite Christmas songs. –MH

It's the thought that counts. –GL

Thank you. –GL

[No reply]

Mycroft, I mean it. That was actually quite sweet of you to send that to me. –GL

I'm not sweet…-MH

You're adorable. –GL

Please don't call me that. –MH

You love it ;) –GL

Enough with those wink emoticons as well. –MH

You love them. –GL

You love me as well. –GL

Do I? I haven't checked. –MH

Oi! Don't be cheeky. –GL

You love it. –MH

Mhm. I do. –GL

I do though, love you I mean. –MH

I know. I love you too. –GL

Even when you send me messages like 'To the Fork Hole for Saint Dick.' –GL

[Delayed] This is highly embarrassing. –MH

It's highly entertaining. –GL

For you, yes. It's mortifying for me. I will never even attempt to send you any song messages again. –MH

That's a shame. Everyone at the Yard thought it was funny. –GL

The Yard? –MH

Forgot I typed that. –GL

You didn't show anyone did you? –MH

[No reply]

'Baby, all I want for Christmas is poo.' Really Mycroft? –SH

Sherlock. –MH

I think my favourite is 'And the sound of children's slaughter fills the air.' –SH

Sherlock, stop this. –MH

Oh, we both know that I'm never going to let you forget this. –SH

Mycroft, ignore Sherlock. The texts were hilarious though. I can't believe you did that. –JW

Who else knows? –MH

[Delayed] Only my department at the Yard, Sherlock and John. –GL

I think Sherlock may have sent it to your parents as well. –GL

[Delayed] John has just put it up on his blog. –GL

So not only does the whole of Scotland Yard, my parents, my brother and his boyfriend know but now even my brother's 'fans' know! –MH

Mycroft, I am so, so sorry! –GL

You do realise that my colleagues read John's blog? –MH

How was I meant to know he would put it up on his blog? I only sent it to them because I thought it was funny. –GL

It won't be so funny if I lose my job. I have a reputation to uphold. –MH

A reputation of being a stroopy git who can't take a joke. It's your fault you didn't read the texts you sent me. –GL

[No reply]

Look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. I'll get John to take the post down. –GL

Thank you. –MH

Do you forgive me? –GL

I find it tedious to hold a grudge so I suppose you are forgiven. –MH

Good. I'm glad. –GL

Mhm. –MH

Mycroft? –GL

Yes? –MH

The text where you said 'Oh, I won't fuck for much this Christmas.' I hope you didn't mean that.–GL

Of course not. I plan to do plenty of that. –MH

Excellent. –GL

I plan to start at this very minute actually. –MH

I'm already out the door. –GL

A/N: I nearly died laughing writing some of the texts.

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