So any ways they needed to get off this shitty ass holly wood land. Cause fuck those midgets. Gertrude Told Dorothy and Cameron she would fly them to Oz if she made an unbreakable vow. Dorothy and Cameron accepted and called Neville to deal. Dorothy/Cameron promised to have a lesbian orgy whenever Gertrude pleased to. Seems reasonable.
Anyways Dorothy, Flitzer, Cameron, and Gertude hopped on to the Onyx encrusted, Jeweled with diamond, Created in Mid-Gard, Enchanted by Satan, Purified by Jesus, Made from the shittiest runes in Gilenor, Demolished by the Striders, Glued back together with 6 year old Elmer's glue, colored by stupid ass incoherent peasants, Made into pure gold by Kayne West, Air Plane. They needed fuel to get off since they wasted a shit ton getting to AHHHZ. Luckily enough since Dorothy was a crazy bitch-witch, she enchanted the ship so that instead of running on gasoline, it runs on human blood. So they murdered every midget in-sight. A few children but it don't matter. Finally the Shit plane took off. They had enough fuel to keep going for days.
Gertrude was manning the pilot and everyone else were fucking around. They made a few pit-stops, mostly to McDonald's and Fuddruckers because they were Greasy as tits and they like when they have a wound and they drink their own blood and it tastes like a chicken nugget, maybe root beer.
To be continued….