"Ugh that mother-chucking bass-terd!" Blair paced around her bedroom
"Blair!" Serena began, "You tricked Eva into finding out his secrets, you told him his girlfriend was a prostitute and you're torturing him with Jack, he was bound to fight back."
"But messing with Columbia?! That's off-limits."
"Oh really, Blair? And I suppose trying to sabotage his personal life is totally fair." Serena mocked
"You know.." Blair continued, ignoring Serena's remark, "I've been completely civil, but if he wants to play dirty. We'll play dirty!"
Chuck and Eva were having breakfast when his phone buzzed
-Text message
BW: Give up the assistant position.
CB: Wouldn't it be easier to just answer the question? :)
BW: You have 12 hours to give up the position...
CB: Or what?
BW: Or I release this. (attachment)
CB: What is that?
BW: That's your humble honey's hooker price list. :)
CB: Leave her out of this, Blair.
BW: It's too late for that. I wonder how the board, let alone Manhattan feel about Chuck's new sweetheart being a whore.
CB: Blair, you wouldn't destroy an innocent girl.
BW: Wow, you really have gotten soft.
CB: Blair don't do this.
Blair!
Answer me.
Once Nate and Chuck were home alone, Chuck confided in him.
"I doubt she'd go through with it though, she's bluffing" Chuck assured
"Well, Chuck. If I were you, I'd want to be sure."
"Blair, won't go that far. She's just trying to throw me off from finding out about Jack."
"Oh my god, Chuck. Have you lost your mind? Let the damn Jack thing go, before you ruin everything with Eva!"
"I need to know, Nathanial! It's driving me insane."
"Well, you're right about that." Nate rolled his eyes.
"You switched the blind date?!" Blair snapped at Chuck
"As cunning and devious as your plan was, date night is not going to get you off the hook." Chuck smiled
"Drop out of the position!" Blair yelled
"But I like it here." Chuck smirked
"Chuck. I'm warning you."
"All you have to do, sweetheart, is answer the question."
"Aargh!" She groaned, stomping off
"Oh my god!" Nate said, as he and Chuck stared at their screens
"I can't believe she did it." Chuck shook his head
"Sorry man, good thing Eva doesn't have gossip girl access."
"But all of Manhattan knows!" Chuck snapped
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to see Blair. Just keep Eva away from this till I get back."
"Blair, are you crazy?" Chuck stormed into her bedroom
"Thanks for the heads up, Dorota!" Blair called out, sarcastically
"I can't believe you posted this!"
"I warned you, Chuck."
"You've gone too far. Even for you! What the hell is wrong with you, Blair?!"
"Me? You had it coming, Chuck."
"Really? This is revenge?"
"Oh it's not nearly enough compared to what you've done."
"What I've done?! Oh my god, you know, I can't even look at you right now! All this time, I have constantly defended you, I can't believe I misconstrued this whole situation so badly to believe that you still cared about me... After this, wow... you must really hate me."
"Of course I do. I hate you! There's nothing between us but hatred! Because there's nothing I could possibly do to you that even comes close to what you did!"
"Wow... I can't believe I ever thought you could still love me..." Chuck whispered to himself, his worst fear being realised.
"Well, finally you're catching up." Blair folded her arms, Chuck shook his head in disbelief. Blair observed him closely.
"I should go.." He cleared his throat. Just about to walk off
"...I didn't sleep with Jack." She finally breathed out
"You didn't?" He turned around to face her.
"I only found out where he was because I was desperate for news of you."
"You were?"
"Hired a PI but your uncle was the only Bass he found."
"Blair..." Chuck began walking towards her
"I set up the blast... to rattle you." She quickly interjected
"Wait... what? You'd actually do that? Of all the things Blair, you'd use Jack to hurt me?! Blair, that's despicable even for you!"
"Well, so was Jenny Humphrey." Blair scoffed
"I can't believe this... You had me believe you slept with Jack, Blair? Jack! How could you do that?"
"Because I hate you! I hate you and everything you've done."
"So, everything you've done since we got back from Paris, was just to torture me?! Blair, I will never let this go. In fact, I don't think I've ever hated anyone more in this moment!"
"My hatred for you burns up more and more everyday. Just looking at you, electrifies my body with hatred."
"There's a fiery pit of hatred burning inside me ready to explode!"
"Oh it would bring me great pleasure to watch that." Blair hissed
"Not as much as the excruciating joy I'll feel when I get you back for this." Chuck made his way towards her
"What are you going to do?" her voice now breathless by the lack of space between them
"Whatever it takes to watch you squirm." His voice raised as the frustration he felt rushed through his body
"Bring it." She sighed... and in one swift notion he pulled her into a passionate embrace. Aggressively kissing her as he carried her to the bed. Throwing her on it before forcefully slumping himself on top of her. Ripping each other's clothes off, they got lost in the embrace, allowing all the pent up energy and frustration finally free.