Chapter 4- Ranger and Warner stew!
Skippy was Dot in 'Dottie the squirrel'. Slappy was with Wakko, Yakko, Max and Zack in 'the Pancake surprise', Rita, Pinky and Patch were together in 'Eat the Mouse match'. The Brain was with Mindy, Lith and Spot, Pesto was with Runt, Kenny, Tango and Buddy.
Pancake Surprise
I was with Wakko, Yakko and Slappy as we walked towards a pancake shop to order pancakes.
As we went up to the cashier, I had dropped my purse so I ran back outside to get. As I did so, a bright golden light in everyone's eyes as we were transported to another world.
When I opened the first person I saw was a monk with a yellow face and dots on his forehead.
'Hello, I'm Omi. Nice to meet you' Omi said while bowing respectfully.
'Hi, Omi. I know your name because I'm…er, Psychic and I'm Grace. These are my pals, Wakko, Yakko and Slappy' I said as I pointed at them as I said their names.
'Hi, Grace. These are my friends Kimiko (the japanese girl), Clay(cowboy) and Raimundo (the boy with brown hair)' Omi said as he pointed at his group of friends.
'Howdy there, little lady' Clay said.
'Nice to meet you' Kimiko said.
'Want to kick some Spicer butt?' Raimundo asked.
'Yeah!' I cried.
'Then you will be warriors of Comedy' Omi announced as we all followed the warriors to the Xiaodin temple.
Jack and his ghost companion were stealing all of the Shan gong Woo when we arrived inside the Temple. 'Drop 'em, Jack!' Clay yelled.
'Make me!' Jack countered as he began to fly away.
'Jackbots attack!' Jack cried.
'Mallet of Comedy!' I cried as laughter and a whack from my mallet destroyed a bunch of robots.
'Warrior of fire: Shoku Mars fire!' Kimiko cried as fire covered her body and threw fire balls at it.
'Water tornedo!' Omi cried as a water tornedo appeared and destroyed more robots.
'Yakko, Wakko, Slappy: Go after Jack! We'll take care of the robots!' Clay yelled as he used his earth weapon to smash more robots into pieces.
'Come on, Sibs! Let's roll!' Yakko said as they raced after Jack.
'I'm getting too old for this' Slappy muttered as mysterious buff guy with blonde short hair and brown eyes in a Viking outfit carried Slappy towards Jack.
'Stop right there, Jack!' Wako yelled as they spotted him.
'A bunch of animals? Ooooh, I'm so scared(!)' Jack said, sarcasticly.
'Well, Jack; Watch this!' Yakko cried as they changed the background to a 1960's setting with a drum set in front of Wakko which read 'The Gookies' on it.
'Hit it!' Yakko yelled. Then the music started.
' Wakko:
Be cool and smell a flower,
Make love, not war, and shower,
Kiss the world, and be groovy,
Go ahead and make a Gookie!
Yakko and Dot:
Ya dabba dabba dabba
Make a Gookie!
(Slappy: Do you really want me to sing?)
The Warners:
Ya dabba dabba dabba
Make a Gookie!' They sang while Jack held his head in pain.
'Jack? What are you doing?! Don't give them the Shen Gong woos!' The ghost cried as Jack under the influnce of the music gave the Shen gong woo items to Wakko, Yakko and Slappy.
'Why, thank you Jack!' Wakko cried as both he and Yakko ran back to us with the Shen Gong woos.
'And now my treat' Slappy said as she slipped dynamite down Jack's pants and left a xylophone behind as she return back to us with the lever.
When Jack returned back to normal, he played the 'Those endearing young charms' tune from the music sheet and the dynamite blew up in his face. Then he swayed straight into the wall and Slappy pulled the lever. Then Jack went flying into the air and disappeared into the sky.
'Now that's comedy!' Slappy remarked.
'We've got all of the Shen gong woos! We're officially Xiaodin warriors!' Omi declared.
'Well, You get another monk joining the group later on and Willow who's evil joins too. So if you see a beautiful girl with long blonde hair don't trust her!' I cried.
'Are you going now? I was hoping you'd meet Master Fung' Omi said, sadly.
'We're not going just yet! Let's party Xiaodin-style!' I yelled.
'Yeah!' Everyone else cheered as we raced into the temple and Partied all night.
End of skit
Eat the mouse match
'They're Pinky, they're Pinky and the Cats, Cats, cats, cats, cat!' The singers sang.
'Gee Patch and Rita, what are we gonna do today? Narf!' Pinky asked.
'Eat you!' Rita cried.
'No I'll eat him!' Patch insisted.
Patch and Rita circled Pinky and pounced.
Patch ate Pinky.
'They're Pinky, They're Pinky and the Cats, Cats, cats, cats, cats!' The singers sang.
End of skit
In Mindy's garden, Dottie the Squirrel and night-bells ring!
The brain was stuck in Mindy's garden again and had to watch Mindy.
'I'm going to create a special ray machine to turn a cartoon character in to a real person. With this, I will rule the world and make it a better place!' Brain exclaimed
'Whatcha doing?' Mindy asked.
'Building a ray machine' Brain replied.
'Why?'
'Because I'm trying to take over the world'
'Why?'
'Because I'm really smart'
'Why?'
'Just because'
'Why?'
'Lith, Spot; Help me out here' Brain pleaded.
'Why?' Lith couldn't resist to say.
'Sorry, genius. This is too funny to stop' Spot stated.
The Brain was held by Mindy and shaken in the air like a rattle.
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Dot was with Skippy in a showdown against Walter.
'The first person to tell a really funny joke wins' Walter stated.
'You're on' Dot said.
'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side' Walter said.
'I'm not singing!' Pesto cried.
'But me and Rita do it all the time…' Runt began.
'Well, I don't sing. Got it?' Pesto cried.
'Got it' Runt replied.
'whoa! Dumber than advertised! My joke is: Who are you calling 'fruit cake?!' Dot cried.
'Well, Dottie, you win' Walter surrendered.
'You asked for it!' Dot cried as she threw a bomb at Walter.
'Go Dot!' Skippy cried.
'It's just a little thing I do!' Dot remarked
End of skit
Thanks for reading! More soon! I'm on a hiatus for the weekend because I'm getting a baby simulator tomorrow so I can experience what it's like to be a mother!
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Ranger Grace out!