With much thanks to slicerness for inspiring this idea...
Naruto had seen many things throughout his life, even if it had only been eighteen years since he'd been brought into this world cold, wet, and naked. But he had to admit this was a first for him. He was being stalked, and not for anything he himself could understand.
Unlike Sasuke's fangirls, this kunoichi seemed to be interested in only one thing, and what made it worse was that he usually got beaten for using the jutsu they're asking about. So he reacted like most sane, rational, brave, mighty shinobi would in such situations. He hid under his bed cuddling his stuffed fox while sucking his thumb hoping the crazy woman would go away.
"Naaaaaruuuuu-kuuuuuuun leeeeeet Naaaaaaaruuuu-chaaaaaan plaaaaaayyyy!!!" the dreaded voice of his deranged lesbian stalker sang from on the street, she knew he lived in the area, but due to several dozen precautions he'd taken with the help of nearly every chuunin level or higher ninja he knew, she couldn't get any closer than she had. That still didn't stop him from curling further into a ball and whimpering.
He still remembered how she first discovered about his female form. He'd been out at Training Grounds 42 working on mastering all the jutsu he'd ever came across when he dusted off the good old sexy no jutsu. No sooner had the smoke cleared than he saw her standing there drooling. The look in her eyes hadn't really assured him of his continued safety in that form, so he reverted back and began apologizing.
She waved off his apology and left, but the next time he was training, there she was. Asking if he ever trained in that female form, since the balance and strength of that body would be different from what he was used to. When he answered in the negative, she pouted and asked if he would think about it.
Every time he would go out training, she would be waiting, always asking about training in the female form, always disappointed when he refused. She would then leave to go off, and he assumed train elsewhere. This went on for about three weeks, before something changed. She began being more insistent on him training as a woman.
By the end of the fifth week, she was pretty much begging, and bribing him with meals of ramen to train as a female. He couldn't figure out why she was so demanding about something he doubted he'd ever do in a battle. So he continued to deny her request, and went about his normal training routine.
That's when it got disturbing, she would start showing up at random while he'd go throughout his day. At the ramen stand, she would be waiting with a bowl ordered for him, still steaming fresh from the pot. At the Hokage's office, she'd be standing outside the door, smiling at him and commenting about how he'd enjoy the day much more as a woman. At the Baths, she'd be sitting on the divide naked as a jaybird asking why he wasn't coming over to the girl's side.
She was even following to his home district and calling out for him to transform all night. Why the hell was she being so insistent? He couldn't figure that out. It seemed more and more that she wanted his female form... in the same way Sasuke's fangirls wanted to rape the anal retentive Uchiha survivor. His eyes bugged out when the thought sunk in. She was, a lesbian, out to make hot, sweet, monkey love to his female form.
Curling into a tighter ball, he whimpered and wonder if Tsunade might be able to save him from the stalker. Like a mission deep in Land of Lightning for him, while she was assigned somewhere in on the OTHER side of Land of Wind.