For Aracade who left a review containing the following challenge... "Ooh CHALLENGE! Thanks to Madara, Naruto is now the Last man on earth... He can't repopulate the planet however because of a single normaly timid problem. Hinata has finaly laid claim on him and she is dead set on wiping out anyone who tries to take him. For the survival of the human race or not."

There was many things that had came about due to Madara's plan to take over the world. The one that people expected the least was that he'd kill off all the men in the world, save the last of the jinchuuriki. The eight tails had been tricked by Kisame, and had his bijuu extracted, leaving only one male in the entire world.

Now normally this male would be required to submit to protective custody to help repopulate the planet. But it seemed his protective custody had 'other plans' for she took him into hiding shortly after he defeated Madara and the rest of the Bijuu. And thus the hunt for Naruto Uzumaki and Hinata Hyuuga was on.

It had been five months with no results of the questing the kunoichi population was starting to despair, while the civilians were in open depression and dismay.

There was one rumor, about a team from Konoha almost finding them, before they blacked out and suddenly woke up three days and several miles away. A simple medical diagnostic by their medi-nin turned up that they'd all be knocked out by a Jyuuken strike, and their memory of where they were searching had been fuzzed out. The team in question has never been named, nor could anyone confirm the rumors.

In one ramen hut, on the outskirts of Konoha's border, there was a heated debate going on. "I don't know Tenten, why do we even have a standard operating procedure for something like this?" a blonde girl with pupiless blue eyes asked curiously.

"I've read over the contingency plans book cover to cover several times..." Tenten answered while sipping some tea. "They have plans for nearly any type of emergency... though their plan for if women died off consists of kissing their asses goodbye."

"Here's your ramen!" A brunette girl with shimmering emerald eyes and a deep tan complexion sang out while putting the bowls in front of the girls. "Why so glum?"

Tenten turned to look at the girl and sighed. "Well Motoko-san, it seems that our search is proving fruitless... we miss our friends... but we can't find them, and it's vital for the world's continuation to find them..."

"Is he that last man you guys were talking about a week ago?" Motoko asked curiously while pouring a new cup of tea for both of the stand's customers. Her partner Haruko walked out carrying a fresh pot of tea to replace the one that had just been emptied. Leaning over carefully, the long, black haired girl gave Motoko a tender kiss on the cheek. "Hey love, have you seen the two they're looking for? Hinata and Naruto, you remember from their pictures..."

"No Motoko-chan, now don't forget to clean out the grill tonight, you forgot last night..." Haruko scolded while wagging her finger. After a minute she smiled warmly to Motoko's pout and kissed her again gently. "Tell you what... clean it out, and I'll do... that... again tonight..."

Motoko seemed stunned for a minute before a huge grin split her face. "Right!"

One hour later, after much comforting discussion with the two stand owners, Tenten asked something that had been bugging her for the past week. "Motoko-san... I can't help but notice that Haruko-san doesn't do much work around here..."

"Oh that's just because she's preh... pretty sick lately... but she should be back on her feet soon, she's gotten a lot better since you two came to visit..." Motoko answered with a smile before setting to wipe the counter-top again. This caught Tenten and Ino's attention as she had just finished wiping it not even twenty minutes ago.

"She seems in good health to me..." Ino offered with a frown. "Are you sure she's not just taking advantage of your kindness?"

"Yes..." Motoko answered while studying the surface she was currently polishing to a blinding shine. "She was laid up in bed until last week... and is just getting back into shape..."

"Oh, in that case we can have the medic kunoichi that's relieving us tomorrow take a look at her before we go..." Tenten offered with a small smile. "If need be, we could take her to the hospital on our way back..."

"There's no need to trouble yourselves on our account," Motoko answered sweating somewhat more heavily than she had been a few minutes ago. "You'll see, she'll be wonderful tomorrow..."

"If you're sure..." Tenten offered calmly before a thump sounded next to her, a moment later blackness claimed her, with Haruko holding her finger straight at where the back of Tenten's neck had been.

"We have to leave Naru-kun..." Haruko stated with a strange sadness in her voice.

"I know Hina-chan... but we can't hide your pregnancy forever..." Motoko answered with a worried tone to her voice. "Let me take a job next time, and you can stay and rest..."

Haruko disappeared in a puff of smoke, revealing a pregnant Hinata rubbing her enlarged mid-section. "I told you Naruto-kun... I want to support you too..."

"I know love... just trust me..." Motoko answered before she reverted to the most hunted person in the world, his blonde hair shining in the evening sunlight. Kissing her forehead, he smiled sadly and pulled her into a hug. "I'll protect us both... and our child will remain safe..."

"I know Naru-kun..." Hinata purred softly as she relaxed into his arms. 'But you're mine... and mine alone...'

The two were interrupted by the rustling of the entry curtain and the voice of a pink haired kunoichi entering. "Hey Tenten, Ino, I'm here earl... Naruto? Hinata?!"

As Sakura ran out of the stand, Naruto sighed, his eyes rolling skyward. "She never could stay out of my business..." For some reason he could almost swear he heard a giant fox shaped abomination to the laws of nature laughing at him.