Chapter 11- Holiday Mayhem!
'What should we do today?' Zack asked.
'How about a holiday in Moose Jaw heights?' I suggested.
'Yeah, I want to annoy that mean B-word Penelope girl!' Dot cried.
'It's a deal, Let's go' Max said.
'I'm coming too' Spot said.
Then I opened a dimension portal with my purple mallet and we all went through it.
It was now 2013 in Moose Jaw Height as Atomic Betty was now 17 and had by now recruited Regina and Chaz as Galactic Guardians.
Older Penelope was searching for every opportunity to reveal Betty's secret to the whole world without realising that would put Earth in danger if Maximus found out that was her home planet.
Today was Betty's birthday and Maximus planning to lure the Galactic guardians into a trap within his citadel to trick Betty to reveal her home planet as revenge for turning him into jelly.
Atomic Roger, Chaz, Regina, Degill, Sparky and X-5 had been captured by Maximus.
We ran into Betty and Noah at their old school.
'Hey, Betty. Have you seen Penelope?' I asked.
'Yeah, why?' Betty asked.
'We want to drive her insane' Dot said, matter-of-factually.
'She's hiding in her locker' Noah replied.
'Let's go, sibs' Yakko said as they dashed away.
'What was that about?' Betty asked.
'Just our zany friends about to give Penelope a taste of her own medicine' Spot replied.
'Just so you know, I'm Grace and these are my pals, Zack, Max and Spot. The zany characters who are going to harass- I mean, torment Penelope are the warners, Yakko the tall rabbit-like one, Wakko the dog-like one and Dot the Cat-like one' I explained.
'But Steven said-' Max began.
'It doesn't matter what he said, I totally think Yakko's a rabbit, Wakko's a dog and Dot's a cat because of how they act in the 'What are we?' song' I shrieked.
'Ok, fair enough' Noah said.
'Do you think they should help us defeat Maximus and Penelope?' Betty asked.
'I don't trust them at all, Betty' Noah whispered.
'But they seem friendly and must be big fans of us' Betty stated.
'Can you keep a secret?' Noah asked.
'You're Galactic guardians and you want us to help stop Maximus along with Penelope' I said.
Everyone stared at me.
'What? Degill told me about' I quickly corrected myself.
'Ok, you can come with us to our Starcruiser 300' Betty said.
'But what about the warners?' Noah reminded her.
'Don't worry, I'm sure they're having heaps of fun driving Penelope crazy' I reassured them as we all got beamed up to Betty's ship.
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Inside the school, the warners had asked Principal Peterson where Penelope's locker was and he told them where it was.
The warners found her locker in a flash and opened it. Penelope screamed but Dot held her down as Yakko taped her mouth shut as they took about to their water tower.
Yakko removed the tape from Penelope's mouth.
'Who are you?' Penelope cried.
Yakko:
I am the very model of a cartoon individual,
My animation's comical, unusual and whimsical.
I'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read,
From wicked jokes to stupid puns to anvils that fall on your head.
I'm very good at fancy dances, I can even pirouette,
Then smack the villain with a fish. I know my cartoon etiquette.
I can make my face all mean and really give you quite a fright,
Then make up with flowers made of real explosive dynamite.
When in a jam, I just yell, "Stop!" and villains in their tracks are froze,
Then I sneak up, and utter "Start!" and take their hands and honk their nose.
I am quite proud to be in such a hierarch'al progeny,
From Daffy Duck and Tweety Bird to Babs and Buster Bunny.
To suit my mood, I can call forth a lot of different sceneries,
Like outer space and desert scapes and Himalayan eateries.
From this bag here, why, I can pull most anything imaginable
Like office desks and lava lights and Bert who is a cannibal.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
You see in matters comical, unusual and whimsical,
We are the very model of cartoon individuals!
'We're the warner brothers' Wakko and Yakko said in unison.
'And the Warner Sister!' Dot added.
'What are you?' Penelope asked.
'We'll tell you through song' Dot replied.
Wakko:
Maybe we are dogs,
Cute little dogs with ears.
Woof woof! (pant)
And little tails that we can wag
Hey! Let's go fetch his slippers and play tag!
Dr. Scratchansniff:
Hey, get off of me!
Dot:
Maybe I'm a cat.
Whadaya think of that?
A lovely cat that all the world adores.
And here's my kitty paws
With little kitty claws,
Which I like to sharpen on your couch.
Dr. Scratchansniff:
Ahhh! That's not funny!
Yakko:
Maybe I'm a bunny
Hopping 'round here happy as I please.
Or penguins and it's cold, which makes you sneeze.
Dr. Scratchasniff:
Ah-choo!
Yakko:
I've got it! Of course!
Maybe I'm a horse.
I can live on oats and hay
And laugh and run and jump and play
And you can ride on me all day!
Dr. Scratchansniff:
No way!
Dot:
Hey, maybe I'm a skunk.
Dr. Scratchansniff:
Oh, boy, you really stink!
Yakko:
A dinosaur might be some fun.
Dr. Scratchansniff:
But then you'd be extinct!
Dot:
Maybe we're all insects.
Wakko:
Do you like bugs and bees?
Dr. Scratchansniff:
You kids are buggy in the head!
Yakko:
Maybe we're giant fleas.
Dot:
Maybe an electric eel.
Wakko:
Or seal.
Dot:
Get real!
Hey, wait a minute, I got it now!
Dr. Scratchansniff:
You do?
Dot:
Yes I do!
The Warners:
We're not bees and we're not cats
Or bugs or horses or things like that.
What we are is clear and absolute.
What we are, dear doctor...
Dot:
Is cute!
Dr. Scratchansniff:
I'm sorry I asked
Then the warners dragged Penelope into the warner lot for their lesson with Miss Flamiel.
'Today, we're going to have a pop quiz' Miss Flamiel annouced.
Then the warners blind-folded Penelope and gave her a cream soda long with a fizzy cola can for her to sip.
'I like the first one' Penelope said.
'She likes Fizzy cola, momma!' Wakko sang as he played the piano.
'Yeah, yeah, yeah' Yakko and Dot sang.
'Stop it!' Miss Flamiel cried.
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'This is the place, guys' Betty said as we arrived at Maximus' Citadel.
'Atomic Betty's here, Master' Minimus said.
'Sounds like another long awaited battle is coming' Minimus' evil side moaned.
'Excellent. Let's set the trap' Maximus said as they both changed their appearance to Jimmy and Degill.
'Help! Help!' Minimus cried inside the cadge as Degill.
'I'm coming, sir!' Betty cried.
'Power mallet smash!' I cried as the vibration from my mallet attack uncovered the glamour.
'Betty! It's a trick!' I cried but the Bloodmonks covered my mouth.
Then Spot's eyes changed colour as she used her gem to knock out all of the bloodmonks at once.
Just then, Betty and Noah were captured.
'You two just fell for my trap again! Maximus declared.
'This time, I'm taking you and your friends to another world; Clannad to be precise and there's nothing you can do to stop from ruling the galaxy!' Maximus cried.
'Now move it!' Minimus' evil side moaned as he led us into a red dimension train.
'I made that train a long time ago' X-5 stated.
'He made three prototypes before but the rocket one was the closest;' Sparky added.
Betty kicked the bloodmonks away and dragged Noah, Max and I with her just at the train vanished.
I threw my mallet through the portal the train had left behind and made it whack Maximus along with the train back into the present.
'Can't escape from us that easily' I stated.
'Get him!' Max cried as we attacked him inside a chalky white cloud.
Then once the cloud cleared, Maximus was tied up and the Galactic Police captured him but he tried to go to the Clannad world with Minimus Hyde but the rocket turned them into stone.
'To Clannad!' I cried as we all went into the train after we knocked out the rest of the Bloodmonks and travelled to the Clannad world.
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'Do you remember Elmyra?' Miss Flamiel asked with a sly grin.
'AAAAHH!' The warners cried.
'Who's Elmyra?' Penelope asked.
Then a little girl with ginger hair, brown eyes and wearing a blue dress with a matching bow skipped into the room.
'Hello, Fuzzy-heads! I've missed you so much! Who's the new scary girl?' Elmyra asked.
'I'm Penelope, small weird girl' Penelope replied.
'Do you like animals?' Elmyra asked.
'Yes, I had a cat called Poopsie..' Penelope began but as soon as Elmyra heard the word 'Cat', she began to chase Penelope out of the warner lot and into the sunset while Penelope screamed.
'Well, that was a great ending' Dot sighed.
Then Hello Nurse walked passed.
Wakko:
She's the woman of the year,
Independent, a career,
There's not a thing that she couldn't do.
Oh, she's alert, she's aware,
She's got legs like Astaire
And a hundred-fifty-seven IQ.
She has several PHDs,
Speaks fluent Japanese,
And her shoes will always match with her purse.
Whatever street she's walkin' down,
Everybody turns around
And says...
Yakko and Wakko:
HellOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NURSE!
Wakko:
She likes cheese and pepperoni,
Won a Pulitzer and a Tony,
She played the leading role in King Lear.
She never drinks, she never smokes,
She never laughs at dirty jokes,
She was ambassador to China last year.
Oh, she's politically correct,
She'd never collect,
She plays Chopin and she doesn't rehearse.
And when she's walkin' by,
I give a little sigh
And say...
Yakko and Wakko:
HellOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NURSE!
Wakko:
She gets her math equations right,
She reads Tolstoy every night,
She won the Nobel Prize in physics. It's true.
She drives a shiny new Corvette,
Sings opera at the Met,
And volunteers her time at the zoo.
She won a scholarship to Yale,
Got her Fulbright in the mail,
And took a two-year junior college degree.
She's manna sent from heaven!
Too bad I'm only seven
'Cause, Hello Nurse,
I wish you'd take care of me!
Yakko and Wakko:
If she's not everything that we've said,
Then may lightning strike us dead!
(A flash of lightning singes them)
HellOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NURSE!
Dot's Poetry Corner
'And now Dot's Poetry Corner'
'Agents. Agents are far, Agents are fair. Agents are almost everywhere, now get me a root beer or you'll die! Thank you' Dot recited.
'This has been Dot's Poetry corner'
End of skit
Good Idea Bad Idea –Hygiene edition
1. 'Good Idea: Brushing your hair with a hairbrush. Bad Idea: Brushing a pet or Lion with your hairbrush
2. Good idea: Water the pants with a hose. Bad Idea: Wash your hair with a hose
The end'
To be continued…
I hope you enjoyed this 30 chapters long chapter! Next time, we'll be going to the Clannad world to spread the zaniness to different characters too and Possibly Romeo X Juliet as well! Fuko and Nagisa are my fave Clannad characters! If you have any suggestions for who the warners should drive insane next then PM me ok?
Read and review or Penelope will sing to you!
Ranger Grace, Out!;)