Chapter 12- Randomness everywhere and Fuko-chan saves the day!
It was a sunny day at the Warner Lot and Dot found an article on the internet about a garage sale in Hikarizaka. So the rest of the rangers stayed in the water tower while me and the warners used the dimension train to go to Hikarizaka in the Clannad world.
When we arrived, there was load of gold light auras in the sky as a symbol of people's happiness.
'Play dead, Wakko' Dot said.
'Is this the end of little Rico?' Wakko said, dramatically as he fell.
'Hi, There. I'm Nagisa, we're doing a garage sale. Want to buy something?' Nagisa, a young girl with brown hair and brown eyes said.
'You want us to buy a garage?' Yakko asked.
'We'll DO it!' The warners cried.
'Shake, Wakko' Dot said.
'Hey, what's up daddy-o? What it is, what it is' Wakko said.
'Now speak!' Dot said.
'My fellow Americans…I am NOT a crook!' Wakko announced.
Then we all applauded for him.
'Thank you! Thank you!' Wakko said while bowing.
'Hi, Nagisa. I'm Grace and these are my friends, Yakko, Wakko and Dot Warner!' I explained.
'Hi, Let me show you the Garage sale' Nagisa s she led us to her family's bakery shop where the garage sale was just behind it.
'Wow! Great Garage!' Dot exclaimed.
'How much is it?' Yakko asked.
'It's not for sale' Kyou, a girl with long purple hair said.
'Hi there' Ryou, Kyou's twin sister with short purple hair said.
'HELLOOOO Nurse!' Yakko and Wakko said in unison.
'Boys' Dot said.
'No control' I added.
'Touch my little sis and you die!' Kyou warned.
'I like her already' Dot said.
'Who are you then?' Misae said, a young adult with short blue hair asked.
'We're the warner brothers!' Yakko and Wakko said in union.
'And the Warner Sister' Dot added.
'I'm Grace, one the warner rangers that protects them' I stated.
'Hi, I'm Misae. This two annoying boys who are helping Nagisa with the sale is Tomoya and Youhei. The girl playing the violin with a loud screeching sound is Kotomi with long purple hair and brown eyes. And the little girl that's similar to Nagisa is Tomoya and Nagisa's daughter, Ushio!' Misae said.
'Wow! That's a lot of people' Dot said.
'Are we still buying the garage?' Wakko asked.
'No' Nagisa said.
'Maybe a song will change your minds?' Yakko suggested.
'I can play my violin with you' Kotomi suggested.
'I know you're trying to help but…that's ok' Yakko replied.
Dot:
Quiet!
All I want is quiet,
No reason to deny it,
I can't take that riot,
Quiet! QUIET! QUIET!
Let me clarify it,
The noise, I can't defy it,
I simply will not buy it.
Give me quiet! QUIET! QUIET!
Not to nullify it,
I just won't stand by it.
It's time now to bye-bye it.
I want Quiet! QUIET! QUIET!
(Beethoven's Sixth Symphony plays)
QUIET!
I want quiet! QUIET! QUIET!
This search I can't deny it
To find some peace and quiet.
I'll search both low and high, it
Must be quiet! QUIET! QUIET!
(Tranquil music plays followed by silence)
Gee, it's so quiet...Too quiet...Terribly quiet...Awfully quiet...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
I thought I wanted quiet,
I thought I could apply it,
But now that I have tried it
I'm sick and tired of quiet!
(Rock version of the theme song plays)
'Would you like an Anpan?' Nagisa asked.
'What's that?' Wakko asked.
'It's bread filled with bean jam, Wakko' Yakko said, Matter-of-factually.
'Yes, please!' I chimed as Nagisa went away to make some.
'Want some Curry bread as well?' Tomoya asked.
'Yep' Wakko said as Tomoya also chased after Nagisa.
'Well, what does this remote do?' Wakko wondered as he pressed the button in front of Youhei and he he turned upside-down.
'Hey! What's going on?!' He cried.
'We're back!' Nagisa announced 5 minutes later.
'Cool trick, Wakko. Let me try' Tomoya suggested as he pressed the button in front of Tomoyo and Kyou at the same time and quickly placed the remote in Youhei's hand.
'You pervert!' They cried as they both beat Youhei up brutally.
'Mom, Dad was being naughty' Ushio stated.
'Why you….!' Tomoyo cried as she punched Tomoya in the face.
'This is fun, Isn't?' Yakko stated.
'This curry and Apan beard is wonderful, Nagisa' I said.
'Thank you, Grace' Nagisa said.
'Your daughter's pretty!' Wakko exclaimed.
'Oh, no you don't! Not even in this story, Wakko!' Yakko said, sternly.
'Thanks for the food!' Dot said.
'Can we buy the garage now?' Wakko asked.
'Fuko-chan has arrived!' Fuko announced as she magically appeared.
'I'm going to help you solve your problem. Starfish heat!' Fuko chanted as she aimed her wooden starfish craving at me and the warners.
Nothing happened.
'Aww, well. I hope to appear again someday' Fuko said.
'Wait!' Yakko said as he touched her hand.
'You're really pretty' Yakko said.
'Is that really all you can think about?!' Tomoya cried.
'You're my favourite character, Fuko-Chan' I whispered into her ear as she secretly smiled at me.
'My work here is done' Fuko said as she walked away and disappeared.
'What was that all about?' Ushio asked.
'You'll find out really soon' I said, simply in a mysterious way.
'So can we buy the garage?' Dot asked.
'Fine! Take it! You're driving me crazy!' Kyou exclaimed.
'That's just the effect we have on people' Dot stated.
'We have to go to Vale in Remnant now! Bye, Guys!' I called out to the Clannad gang as we hopped inside the dimension train again.
'Visit us again soon!' Ushio cried as they watched the train with the garage strapped on the back leave.
We arrived outside Vale and ran into two groups of teens: RWBY and JNPR (Juniper).
Ruby, a girl with black hair with red tips wearing a red cap and wields the Crescent Rose, a mechanical weapon that is a hybrid of a scythe and a sniper rifle, Weiss,- a white-haired girl who carries the Myrtenaster, a rapier equipped with glyphs that channel the energy of Dust, Blake, a black-haired Faunus girl who wields the Gambol Shroud, a folding katana with a sharpened sheath that has a pistol in the hilt, which is also attached to a long ribbon that Blake often uses in the style of a kusarigama and Yang, a yellow-haired girl who wields twin shotgun gauntlets called Ember Celica and can naturally explode and project flame are part of RWBY; They were staring at Me and the Warners.
Jaune Arc, a blond-haired student who wields a sword and shield which fold into a sheath for his sword named Crocea Mors, an heirloom formerly belonging to his great-great-grandfather, Nora Valkyrie, an orange-haired student at Beacon who carries Magnhild, a grenade launcher that can be converted into a hammer, Pyrrha Nikos, a red-haired girl who wields a rifle/javelin/xiphos combination weapon called Miló and a shield called Akoúo̱, and has the power to affect an object's magnetic polarity and Lie Ren, a black-haired student who uses dual-wield machine pistols with attached blades called StormFlower are part of JNPR who also stared at us.
'Hi, I'm Ruby. These are my allies: Weiss, Blake and big sis Yang. Together we make up Team RWBY! The other people are Jaune, Nora, Pyrrha and Lie who are Team JNPR!' Ruby said, in a lively way.
'We I'm Grace' I said.
'We're the Warner Brothers' Wakko and Yakko said in unison.
'And the warner Sister' Dot added.
'Eeeek! They're sooo Cute! Are you a rabbit, dog, cat or pony? Maybe you're an eel? A fish? Or a wheel?' Nora exclaimed.
'Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute!' Ruby and Nora chimed while Yakko and Wakko made a bunch of cymbals clash.
- Then has a Easter party at the end
Dot:
Quiet!
All I want is quiet,
No reason to deny it,
I can't take that riot,
Quiet! QUIET! QUIET!
Let me clarify it,
The noise, I can't defy it,
I simply will not buy it.
Give me quiet! QUIET! QUIET!
Not to nullify it,
I just won't stand by it.
It's time now to bye-bye it.
I want Quiet! QUIET! QUIET!
(Beethoven's Sixth Symphony plays)
QUIET!
I want quiet! QUIET! QUIET!
This search I can't deny it
To find some peace and quiet.
I'll search both low and high, it
Must be quiet! QUIET! QUIET!
(Tranquil music plays followed by silence)
Gee, it's so quiet...Too quiet...Terribly quiet...Awfully quiet...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
I thought I wanted quiet,
I thought I could apply it,
But now that I have tried it
I'm sick and tired of quiet!
(Rock version of the theme song plays)
'That was random' Weiss said.
'This calls for a celebration!' Jaune said as we followed Ruby and the gang to their dorm in Beacon Academy.
'Party time!' Ruby said as we all danced to the rock version of the 'Animaniacs' theme song.
'Happy Easter, Everyone!' I cheered as I gave them all special chocolate sculptors of themselves.
'Happy Easter!' Everyone cried.
'So if you ate your shorts or pants through this chapter then Goodnight Everybody!' Yakko chimed.
Quiz time
'Warners, are you ready for lessons?' Miss Flamiel asked.
'Yes, Miss Flamiel' the warners replied.
'This lesson will involve two teams: Team Warner and Team RWBY' Miss Flamiel added as Ruby, Weiss, Blake and Yang appeared beside the Warners.
'First question: What do Huntsmen and huntresses need in order to fight the Grimm?' Miss Flamiel asked.
'A spider?' Dot asked.
'A mallet?' Wakko suggested.
'Girls?' Yakko added.
'Dust!' Ruby sang.
'Correct, Team RWBY has 500 points. Next Question: What show was one of the most loved shows in the 90's?' Miss Flamiel said.
'Captain Planet?' Weiss asked.
'Salmon?' Yang asked, randomly.
'Alice in wonderland?' Blake added.
'A Pie?' Ruby suggested.
'Animaniacs?' Yakko asked.
'Correct! Team Warner now has 600 points. And now for the bonus question' Miss Flamiel droned on.
'What happened in California in January 1994?' Miss Flamiel asked.
'Let's reply with a sing' Yakko said.
Yakko:
This is the city: Los Angeles, California.
On a starlit winter's night,
When the moon was shining bright,
Back in January of 1994,
At 4:30 in the morning,
And without a single warning,
Something strange began to move the floor.
A quake, a quake,
The house begins to shake.
You're bouncing 'cross the floor
And watching all your dishes break.
You're sleeping, there's a quake,
You're instantly awake.
You're leaping out of bed and shouting...
Dr. Scratchansniff:
Oh, for heaven's sake!
Yakko:
I ran outside with neighbors,
Their faces filled with shock.
That's because I'm standing there
In nothing but my socks.
Oh, a quake, a quake...
Dot:
Say, it's all a big mistake!
Wakko:
Just watch the ground go up and down!
Yakko:
Won't someone hit the break?
A quake, a quake,
Oh, what a mess they make!
The bricks, the walls,
The chimney falls,
Destruction in its wake!
Dr. Scratchansniff:
I did not have insurance,
So I called them from the scene
Und suddenly I'm listening to
An answering machine, saying...
Yakko:
Too late! Too late!
You shouldn't oughta wait!
So now you're stuck,
We wish you luck!
Here comes a six-point-eight!
Whose fault? Whose fault?
The San Andreas' fault,
'Cause Mister Richter
Can't predict her
Kicking our asphalt!
Seismologists all say
Tectonic plates are in between
An encroaching crustal mantle.
Wakko and Dot:
Yeah, so what the heck's that mean?
Yakko:
It means a quake, a quake!
Wakko and Dot:
Oh, really, yeah, no fake?
We kinda had that feeling
When the ground began to shake!
Yakko:
California's great!
It's such a lovely state!
'Cause every lawn
Is sitting on
A continental plate!
Los Angeles had fires
And a riot and a flood
And then a drought and a recession
And now we hear this thud
Of a quake, a quake!
The Warners:
How much more can we take?!
Dot:
We thought that we had seen it all...
Yakko:
But this one takes the cake!
The dirt...
Dot:
The rocks...
Wakko:
And all those aftershocks!
The Warners:
It's just the planet
Moving granite
Several city blocks!
(to the tune of London Bridge)
LA town is falling down
While the ground moves around!
We won't let it get us down,
We're Californians!
Yakko:
A quake...
Dot:
A quake...
Wakko:
It's time to pull up stake.
Yakko:
We're all fed up,
We can't deny it!
Dot:
Fires, quakes, and floods, and riot!
The Warners:
We want someplace with peace and quiet...
So we're moving to Beirut!
'The warners win!' Miss Flamiel said
End of skit
Good Idea, Bad Idea +Mime Time- Easter Edition
1. Good Idea: get your Nan a card for her birthday. Bad Idea: Get your Nan a card for Doomsday
2. Good Idea: Set your alarm clock for 6:30 am for school. Bad Idea: Set your alarm clock for 6:30 am during the holidays
3. Good Idea: Watch Anime and Cartoons like Animaniacs with your mates. Bad Idea: Watch Anime and Cartoons like Animaniacs with your younger sister who doesn't like it
The end
To be continued…
I hope you enjoyed this extra special Easter chapter and all it's glory! More chapters soon but I'll be on a hiatus on the Easter weekend up to July because of upcoming exams, Wish me luck!
If you have any other ideas where the Warners should go next to drive people insane then PM me ok?
Read and review or Fuko will cast her starfish heat move on you!