Chapter 15- Warners, Robot monkeys and Planeteers don't mix!
Yakko was surfing on the internet and came across a place called Shuggazoom City.
'Hey, Guys! I just found a place for our next summer cruise!' Yakko yelled.
'Yay!' I cried.
So The warners along with the whole Ranger gang (minus Kenny, Buddy and Tango as they wanted to guard the water tower) went through the dimension portal and arrived in Shuggazoom City, a futuristic city that's not even on Earth.
We came face to face with a silver, giant robot.
When we went inside, we saw a boy with blue eyes wearing a white and orange outfit with a bunch of robot monkeys.
'Who are you?' Gibson, the blue monkey asked.
'I'm Grace and this is my team, the Warner Rangers' I said.
'I'm Max and this is Spot, Zack, Lith Lavender, Katie, Wendy and Dan' Max said.
'Well, I'm Chiro and this is the super monkey team: Sprx is the red monkey, Nova is the yellow one, Otto is the green one, Gibson is the blue one and Antauri is the black one. Mandarin the orange one is back on the good side, due to being replaced by a clone but helps from the distant side lines' Chiro said.
'His girlfriend is Jinmay!' Otto added.
'Otto!' Chiro said while blushing.
'How can we understand these monkeys?' Max asked in confusion.
'The WB badges as our emblem lets us be able to understand them' Zack explained.
'Very good' Antauri said.
'I can disguise myself as Sparks!' Zack added as he changed his outfit to look just like Sprx.
'Atta Boy!' Sprx exclaimed.
'You guys are most interesting especially these creatures. Can I test them?' Gibson said as he pointed at the warners.
'Go ahead' I replied.
'Ok, you three. Plant yourselves on the chairs in front of me' Gibson said.
Then the warners literally planted themselves on the chairs and their heads bloomed through the flowers.
'No! I meant take a seat!' Gibson yelled, his slight posh British accent strong in his angered voice.
'I've got mine!' Wakko cried.
'He means sit, Wakko' Dot said.
'Ok' Wakko said as he sat like a dog.
'Monkey Team, Skeleton King has sent an army of formless to Shuggazoom City' Nova cried.
'How about we send the warners to Skeleton king's Citadel of bone as a decoy?' Sprx suggested.
Everyone stared at him.
'What?! It just seemed like a good idea since they're already driving Gibson crazy!' Sprx stated.
'I want to test you!' Gibson screeched.
'Boingy! Boingy! Boingy!' The warners chanted.
'Agree' Otto said.
'We'll deliver them secretly after we defeat all of the formless' Chiro said.
'Actually, just show us the directions and we'll materialise a ship to get there' Spot suggested.
Yakko made the WB ship from Star Warners appear and Spot programed Co-ordinates into the ship.
'Good luck, Chiro' I said as we flew out of the super root towards the bone Citadel.
'Monkeys, Mobilize!' Chiro yelled.
'Super' Chiro said.
'Robot' Spark cried
'Monkey' Antauri said
'Team ' Nova said
'Hyperforce' Gibson and Otto said.
'Go!' They all cried as they used their robot lasertron beam on all of the formless at once.
Then we arrived at the Citadel and delivered the warners as present.
'What's this?' Skeleton king wondered out loud as we hid in the dark, watching.
Then he opened it.
'We're the warner brother we like to sing a lot, my name's Yakko!' Yakko sang.
'My name's Wakko' Wakko added.
'And here's our sister…' Wakko and Yakko sang.
'Dot, I'm the cute one' Dot said, matter-of-factually.
'Hey can we call you 'Dadoo?' Wakko asked.
'can we stay up past 10 and watch the adult channel?' Yakko asked.
'Hellloooo Nurse!' Yakko and Wakko exclaimed
'Do you know who I am?' Skeleton king asked.
'Why? Did you forget?' Yakko stated.
'I am the Skeleton king!' Skeleton king yelled.
'I think you're 100 year old man who was once called The Alchemist but is now a clown' Yakko stated.
'How dare-' Skeleton king began.
'Time for a pestering song!' Dot cried.
The Warners:
It's time for Animaniacs!
And we're really makin' tracks!
Let's go all around the earth
From Alaska down to Perth.
We're travelin' maniacs!
Come join us on our journey to a race around the globe.
You may meet an attorney or an eskimo named Joe.
We'll go to Bora Bora...or maybe Kokomo.
We promise not to bore ya, but of course, you'll never know.
We're travelin' maniacs!
From Bombay to Halifax.
Yakko and Dot:
Board a bus or take a yak,
Or just jump on Wakko's back!
The Warners:
And don't forget the snacks!
From Canada to Paraguay and places in between.
From India to Mozambique, you'll see just what we mean.
It's fun to visit countries that you have never seen.
But if you drink the water there, you might turn slightly green!
We're travelin' maniacs!
With our knapsacks on our backs!
We'll leave raisins in our tracks
From the trail mix in our slacks!
We're Animani-
Totally insaney...
Dot:
Let's not miss our planey...
The Warners:
An-i-man-i-acs!
Bring your backpacks!
Yakko:
U.N. me, we had a bag of fun
Down by the East Riverside!
That United Nations there
Drives away a fella's care.
183 countries meet
Down by the East Riverside,
New York, off 42nd Street.
Wakko:
See foreign states with a grudge
Down by the East Riverside.
United Nations tries to fix
Wars, famine, and oil slicks
Boutros Boutros Ghali-gee
Down by the East Riverside
Leads the General Assembly.
Dot:
The gift shop will take traveler's checks
Down by the East Riverside.
German tourists were not rare
Buying T-shirts and flatware.
Ate pastry from Liberia
Down by the East Riverside
At the U.N. cafeteria.
The Warners:
Took a tour with some Dutch
Down by the East Riverside
We had a guide from Japan
Who had a decent pension plan.
Saw costly artwork from Brazil
Down by the East Riverside
On which my soda I did spill.
U.N. me, we had a bag of fun
Down by the East Riverside
Saw flags on shiny poles
From lands with lofty goals
We'll beat our swords into liverwurst
Down by the East Riverside
But no one wants to be the first.
But then I guess it could be worse
Wakko:
We could still sing one more verse
The Warners:
U.N. me!
'Aaaah!' Skeleton King cried.
'You're not going to be free of the Warners until you call off the formless and tell us about Chiro's past' I said with a serious face.
'I don't get ordered around!' Skeleton king cried.
Then he turned around.
'Arrrrrrgh!' Wakko cried.
'Too big' Yakko whispered.
'Argh' Wakko said, softly.
'Better' Yakko said.
'Alright, Formless fall back' Skeleton king said.
'Monkey team, Skeleton king has given in. You can come to the citadel' Max reported.
'I've got a bad feeling about this..' Sprx stated.
'Boom Boom Wake Up!' Nova cried as she attacked Skeleton king.
'What?! I was being cautious' She said in defence.
Then we all saw a picture of the Alchemist and Chiro on the wall.
'Chiro? Is that your dad?' Nova asked.
'Yeah, but that was a long time ago' Chiro said, bluntly.
'He created us…' Gibson said, quietly.
'And Mandarin caused the Dark ones to change him, we mustn't forget that' Antauri said, wisely.
'Thunder punch!' Chiro cried as he hit Skeleton King.
'Monkey mind scream!' Antauri cried as a bunch of formless appeared from behind and they desegregated as a result of his radar sound wave attack.
'Electro-Vibra Force' Sprx cried as he used his magnet weapons on the formless.
Cyber Vac Drill Blaster-Gibson
Whirling Destructo Saws- Otto
'Lady Tomahawk(Slam punching attack used for knocking into and down structural pieces)
Flame Fist Fury(Flame attack shot from the hands)-Nova
'Now we get to torture Skeleton king!' Otto cried as he, Nova and Sprx used their usual moves to batter Skeleton King.
'I say, you should drive him crazy until his brains leek out!' Dot suggested.
'Great idea, Dot!' Otto replied as they danced around Skeleton King which made him furious.
Then Jinmay found a rainbow liquid antidote which changed Skeleton King back to his former self.
We then returned to Shuggazoom City and both Chiro, Jinmay, Nova and Sprx were in an in-love mood.
'Sprx, I love you!' Nova cried.
'I love you too, Nova' Sprx cried as they hugged in a warming way.
'I love you, Chiro' Jinmay whispered.
'I love you too, Jinmay' Chiro replied.
'Oh, Jinmay. Will you marry me in the future?' Chiro asked.
'Of course!' Jinmay replied as they hugged.
'We have to go now' I said.
'Will the Warners visit us?' Otto asked.
'We'll be back before you know it!' Yakko said .
'Bye, Super monkey team!' We called out to them while waving.
'Bye Warner rangers!' They called back as they waved back and we went back through the portal.
End of adventure
Madness
Yakko:
There once was a man, his name was Magellan.
A Portuguese skipper, the girls found him cute.
He sailed with five ships to find the East Indies
Then come back to Spain with a bounty of loot.
The Warners:
Whoopi-ti-yi-yo, oh, happy Magellan!
Starting your journey with hardly a care!
Whoopi-ti-yi-yo, strong, brave Magellan,
You'll find the East Indies, you just don't know where!
Yakko:
They crossed the Atlantic and spotted a country.
Magellan said...
Magellan:
It's the East Indies at last!
Yakko:
But then someone shouted...
Wakko:
Hey, that's Argentina!
Yakko:
Magellan got cranky and chopped down the mast.
The Warners:
Whoopi-ti-yi-yo, settle down, Magellan.
Put down that ax! There's no time to despair.
Whoopi-ti-yi-yo, keep trying, Magellan,
You'll find the East Indies, you just don't know where!
Yakko:
A great storm arose in the mighty Pacific.
The five little ships were diminished to three.
At last, land was sighted. Magellan was happy.
But then someone shouted...
Dot:
Hey, that's Chile!
The Warners:
Whoopi-ti-yi-yo, cheer up, Magellan.
Check out your map and don't tear out your hair!
Whoopi-ti-yi-yo, keep trying, Magellan,
You'll find the East Indies, you just don't know where!
Yakko:
It took them five months, but they crossed the Pacific.
They spotted a land that was dotted with palms.
Magellan proclaimed...
Magellan:
Yes! That's the East Indies!
Yakko:
But then someone shouted...
Wakko:
Hey, I think that's Guam!
The Warners:
Ai yi yi yi, oops, Magellan!
Your fun little journey's become a nightmare!
Whoopi-ti-yi-yo, keep trying, Magellan,
You'll find the East Indies, you just don't know where!
Yakko:
They sailed due west to the Philippine Islands.
Magellan was pleased as the natives drew near.
But then someone shouted...
The Warners:
I think they're attacking!
Yakko:
Magellan said...
Magellan:
What?
Yakko:
And got hit by a spear.
The Warners:
Whoopi-ti-yi-yo, farewell, Magellan!
You almost made it! It's really not fair!
Whoopi-ti-yi-yo, oh, ghost of Magellan,
The East Indies Islands were right over there!
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'It's time for the first ever 90's cartoon + Anime band battle!' Captain Chuck from 'Atomic Betty' announced.
'The first team to sing is the Animaniacs!' Captain Planet added.
Everyone cheered as the music started.
Yakko and Wakko
HellOOOOOOOOOO, NURSE!
Yakko
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Dot
I am not trying to be annoying.
Yakko and Wakko
Ai!
Dot
I act like a nut, so they call me Macadamia
I dance like a klutz on a show called Animania.
(with overdubbed harmony)
Am I a cutie? Absolutie!
And a beauty, you can bet your patooty!
Dot, Minerva and Hello Nurse
But if you touch me, or even get near me,
I'll have you arrested...Do you hear me?!
Yakko and Wakko
Dot is a nut, so they call her Macadamia.
She's cracked in the head and kooky in the brainia.
Each line in this song sounds pretty much the samia.
Oy, Macadamia!
Ralph
Dah...
Yakko and Wakko
¿Donde que vas a Nintendo Macadamia?
Hola que pasa you grande sack o' grania
Qui a coupé le fromage, we abstainia
Oy, Macadamia!
(Wakko belches)
Dot
Now please don't mention my brother,
The one they call Wakkorino!
(Wakko belches again)
Dot
(with harmony overdub)
He's always burping every hour,
So I threw him out of the tower!
(Wakko yells, Dot laughs)
Now, come on! What did you want me to do? He was grossing me out! And I'm just a cute little thing, so don't cross me!
Yakko and Wakko
She's cracked like a nut, so they call her Macadamia.
Whenever she gets mad, you'll experience pania.
Cuts and bruises you will sustainia,
Oy, Macadamia!
Pinky
Narf!
Yakko and Wakko
Lava tus manos, por favor, Macadamia.
The world is the goal for Pinky and the Brainia.
Dot
Otra vez on y vas the repetitive refrainia...
Yakko and Wakko
Oy, Macadamia!
The Brain
Yes!
(Break it down now!)
Dot
Don't hate me because I'm cute!
Yakko
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Oy, Macadamia!
Skippy
Spew!
Yakko
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Oy, Macadamia!
Chicken Boo
Bacawk!
(Dot laughs, Skippy laughs, Pinky laughs, Minerva, Hello Nurse, Skippy, Pinky and Dot laugh)
Slappy
I don't get it, what's the joke?!
Minerva, Hello Nurse, Skippy, Pinky and Dot
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Yakko
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Dot
I'm a nut who's known as Macadamia.
But you can call me by my other nameia.
Dot, Hello Nurse and Minerva
Louisa Francesa
Banana Fana Bo Besca.
Dot
Or just plain "Dot", the name I flirt to.
But if you call me "Dottie", I'll have to hurt you!
The Warners
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Oy, Macadamia!
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Oy, Macadamia!
NUTS!
'Next is Team RWBY!' Professor Goodwitch announced.
'I'm Ruby and this is Weiss, Blake and Yang along with Joan, Pyrrha, Nora and Ren. Together we are RWBY!' Ruby shouted.
Everyone howled with excitement as the music began.
'hey see you as small and helpless
they see you as just a child
surprise when they find out that a warrior will soon run wild
prepare for your greatest moments
prepare for your finest hour
the dream that you've always dreamed is
suddenly about to flower
we are lightning
straying from the thunder
miracles of ancient wonder
this will be the day we've waited for
this will be the day we open up the door
i don't wanna hear your absolution
hope your ready for a revolution
welcome to a world of new solutions
welcome to a world of bloody evolution
in time-your heart will open minds
a story will be told
and victory is in a simple soul
your world needs a great defender
your world's in the way of harm
you want a romantic life a fairytale that's full of charm
beware that the light is fading
beware as the dark returns
this world's unforgiving
even brilliant lights will cease to burn
legends scatter
day and night will sever
hope and peace are lost forever
this will be the day we've waited for
this will be the day we open up the door
i don't wanna hear your absolution
hope your ready for a revolution
welcome to a world of new solutions
welcome to a world of bloody evolution
in time your heart will open minds
a story will be told
and victory is in a simple soul' RWBY sang.
'Thanks, Team RWBY! Next is the Planeteers!' Captain Planet yelled.
'We're the Planeteers and we're gonna sing our theme song! Hit it, Kwarmey!' Wheeler said as their theme song music started.
earth!" "fire!" "wind!" "water!" "heart!"
"go planet!"
"by your powers combined, i am captain planet!"
captain planet, he's a hero
gonna take pollution down to zero
he's our powers magnified
and he's fighting on the planets side
captain planet, he's a hero
gonna take pollution down to zero
gonna help him put asunder
bad guys who like to loot and plunder
"you'll pay for this captain planet!"
"we're the planeteers, you can be one too!"
"cuz saving our planet is the thing to do!"
"looting and polluting is not the way!"
"hear what captain planet has to say!"
"the power is yours!"
'Thank you, Planeteers! Next is Cyberchase!' Glenda Goodwitch announced.
'We're the Cyber squad also known as Cyberchase and we're gonna sing our theme!' Jackie cried as their music began.
'Cyberchase!
We're moving,
we're beating Hacker at his game.
Don't tell me that he's trying to hack the motherboard
we'll get him every time.
Cosmic worlds,
Freaky places that we've seen!
WE'VE GOT THE POWER OF
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
Running in a Cyberchase
We'll meet him face to face
We'll stick together,
All the time
Adventures in cyberchase.
THE CHASE IS ON!
Just wait and
C
Y
B
E
R
CHASE!' The Cyber squad sang.
'Thank you Cyberchase! Last but not least, The super monkey team!' Noah cried.
'I'm Chiro and this is the Super monkey team. We're going to sing our theme song!' Chiro cried.
Chiro: While exploring the outskirts of the city, I discovered an abandoned super robot. It was then my life was transformed by the mysterious Power Primate. The robot monkeys were awakened and I, Chiro, became their leader. Our quest: Save Shuggazoom City from the evils of the Skeleton King.
Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go!
Fighting any evil, they are Shuggazoom's hope
Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go!
Defeating any foe
Antauri!
Sprx!
Gibson!
Nova!
Otto!
Chiro!
Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go!
If you need a hero, that's the name you should know
Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go!
Come on with us - let's go!
'And the winner is… You'll find out after the break!' Captain chuck said.
To be Continued…
Wakko's Random time
'Do you know seal can make a heart shape with their tails? Or that Profitte rolls are my faverite dessert? And that if you anger me, I will smash you with my mallet?' Wakko said, randomly.
'Thank for watching Wakko's Random time!' Yakko said in a posh accent.
End of skit
Dot's Poetry corner
'and now Dot's poetry corner'
'Goldilocks. Goldilocks met three bears and boy was she scared! She ran away but they came to play and hit her on the head.
Doctor, Doctor. Doctor,Doctor; I went crazy last week that I began to shrink!-laughs manically- Thank you' Dot recited.
'This has been Dot's Poetry corner'
End of skit
I hope you enjoyed my special chapter before I have my mock exams! 3 weeks left of term! I'll update this story more in July, ok? If you have any more suggestions on what anime or cartoon the warners should crossover next, then PM me ok?
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(Don't forget to vote who you want to win in the reviews! Because I like all of these shows, i don't know who to choose!) Good luck!