Chapter 16-Compelete and utter madness!
-Dot's point of view-
Yakko, my good-for-nothing older brother found a link to something called 'Cyberspace' on our new laptop. When he clicked it, a pink portal sucked us inside the computer.
We fell and saw a strange landscape with flying cars.
'Where are we?' Wakko asked.
'Who knows, Wakko. Maybe we're in Ohio?' Yakko suggested.
Then a lady's head with blue and strange looking eyes appeared on the screen in front of us.
'I am Motherboard and You three are in Cyberspace' Motherboard said.
'MotherBoard? So you're saying you're bored?' I asked.
'No, that's my name. Motherboard. Hacker, a green Elvis-look-a-like with a pointy chin along with his robot minions, Buzz and Delete want to rule Cyberspace by destorying worlds!' Motherboard explained.
'This Hacker guy sounds like the perfect person to be our very special friend!' Wakko cried.
'So where can we find him?' Yakko asked.
'You'll find him in the Northern Frontier when he's going to launch rockets at the other worlds' Motherboard explianed.
Just then, a man with a lightblub on his head along with a talking dojo walked in.
'I can help you get to Hacker's place; Digit's the name!' Digit said.
'I'm Dr Marbles, Hacker's creator. I think three helpful earthies will help you out!' Dr Marbles said as a girl with ginger hair and square glasses, a irish-american ginger-haired brown eyed boy and an africian americian with her hair in a bun fell on the ground in front of us.
'Sorry, who are you three again?' Digit asked.
'We're the Warner Brothers!' Yakko and Wakko chimed.
'And the Warner Sister!' I added.
'Which means…?' Inez asked.
'It means He's Yakko, He's Wakko and I'm Dot!' I cried while pointing at my brothers and myself as I said it.
'Ooooooh' The cybersquad said.
'I don't get it' Jackie said.
'Well, Warners. This is the Cybersquad: Jackie, Inez and Matt' Digit said.
'Nice to meet you' Matt said.
'Hellooo Nurse!' I cried.
'I like Slider..' Inez mubled.
'If she doesn't has a crush on you, can you take me instead?' I asked.
'It's a possibility..' Matt said, in confusion.
'We'll take Dr Marbles' ship to Hacker's place. When we get there, you distract Hacker, Buzz and Delete while we deactivate the rockets' Matt explained as we hopped into Dr Marbles' ship and flew away.
'Good luck, Cybersquad and warners! The fate of Cyberspace and the other worlds rests in your hands!' Motherboard said before she flashed out.
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After about 40 minutes of flying through Cyberspace, We finally arrived at the Northern Frontier.
When we got inside, we saw Hacker, Buzz and Delete standing next to a bunch of missiles with dozens of portals near the window.
One portal was connected to Shuggazoom city (as Hacker had made a small pact with Skeleton King which he agreed to let him destroy the city), another connected to Burbank, Reality, other Cybersites, Lyoko, other 90's cartoon worlds, Ramunat (RWBY World),Get Ed's world and many more.
Then we hopped inside a bright yellow parcel with a red bow on the top which Jackie kicked towards Hacker to distract him.
Then he opened it.
'What's inside it, boss?' Buzz asked.
'Maybe it's another Cyberpuppy?' Delete suggested.
'Hello!' Wakko said.
'Will you be our special friend?' Yakko asked.
'no! Wait, what's that?' Hacker asked.
'Well… It's when you're friends with us forever and ever and ever and ever and EVER!' I exclaimed.
'Who are you?' Buzz asked while Jackie, Inez, Matt and Digit tip-toed behind Hacker and began shutting down the missiles.
'I'm Wakko' Wakko said.
'I'm Yakko' Yakko said.
'And I'm Princess Contesa Louisa Francesca Bonna Fanna Bobesca the third but you can call me Dot!' I added.
While Hacker was distracted, The Cybersquad shut down the machine by pressing the buttons to the tune of the SRMTHFG(Super Robot Monkey Team HyperForce Go!).
"what are you doing here?!" Hacker growled.
"We're gonna sing a song to drive you three crazy with Prof. Otto von Schnitzelpusskrankengescheitmeyer !" I exclaimed.
Otto:
Ist das nicht ein piece of chalk?
The Warners:
Ja, das ist ein piece of chalk.
Otto:
Ist das nicht ein key and lock?
The Warners:
Ja, das ist ein key and lock.
All:
Piece of chalk, key and lock.
Oh, du schöne, oh, du schöne,
Oh, du schöne schnitzelbank!
Yakko:
Are we having fun yet?
Otto:
Ist das nicht ein cuckoo clock?
The Warners:
Ja, das ist ein cuckoo clock.
Otto:
Does it nicht go tick-tick-tock?
The Warners:
Ja, it does go tick-tick-tock.
All:
Cuckoo clock, tick-tick-tock,
Piece of chalk, key and lock.
Oh, du schöne, oh, du schöne,
Oh, du schöne schnitzelbank!
Otto:
You see, it's a very easy song. Would you like to try?
Yakko:
Oh, gee, professor, that'd be great! What should I sing about?
Otto:
Anything that you want. The secret is to just have fun, okay?
Yakko:
Okay!
Ist das nicht ein piece of bread?
Otto, Wakko and Dot:
Ja, das ist ein piece of bread.
Yakko:
Does it fit in Wakko's head?
Otto, Wakko and Dot:
Ja, it fits in Wakko's head.
Yakko:
Piece of bread, Wakko's head.
All:
Oh, du schöne, oh, du schöne,
Oh, du schöne schnitzelbank!
Dot:
Here, let me try!
Is he not a cute man this?
Yakko and Wakko:
Ja, he is a cute man this.
Dot:
Ist das nicht ein great big kiss?
Yakko and Wakko:
Ja, das ist ein great big kiss.
The Warners:
Cute man this, great big kiss,
Piece of bread, Wakko's head.
All:
Oh, du schöne, oh, du schöne,
Oh, du schöne schnitzelbank!
Wakko:
Here, I've got one!
Ist das nicht ein Otto von Schnitzelpusskrankengescheitmeyer?
Yakko and Dot:
Ja, das ist ein Otto von Schnitzelpusskrankengescheitmeyer.
Wakko:
Ist das nicht ein incredibly long name to have to try and say?
Yakko and Dot:
Ja, das ist ein incredibly long name to have to try and say.
The Warners:
Cute man this, great big kiss,
Piece of bread, Wakko's head.
All:
Oh, du schöne, oh, du schöne,
Oh, du schöne schnitzelbank!
Otto:
Hey, you kids is pretty good!
Yakko:
We're just gettin' warmed up!
Ist das nicht ein Otto's gut?
Otto, Wakko and Dot:
Ja, das ist ein Otto's gut.
Yakko:
Ist das nicht ein Otto's butt?
Otto, Wakko and Dot:
Ja, das ist ein Otto's butt.
All:
Otto's gut, Otto's butt.
Oh, du schöne, oh, du schöne,
Oh, du schöne schnitzelbank!
Otto:
Okay, I think we're done now, ja?
Wakko:
Wait?
Ist das nicht ein pair of pants?
Yakko and Dot:
Ja, das ist ein pair of pants.
Wakko:
Ist ein underwear from France?
Yakko and Dot:
Ja, dat's underwear from France.
The Warners:
Pair of pants, shorts from France,
Otto's gut, Otto's butt.
Oh, du schöne, oh, du schöne,
Oh, du schöne schnitzelbank!
Dot:
Ist das nicht ein hairy chest?
Yakko and Wakko:
Ja, das ist ein hairy chest.
Dot:
Is this man no longer dressed?
Yakko and Wakko:
Ja, this man's no longer dressed.
The Warners:
Hairy chest, he's not dressed,
Pair of pants, shorts from France,
Otto's gut, Otto's butt.
Oh, du schöne, oh, du schöne,
Oh, du schöne schnitzelbank!
[Otto finally has had it with the Warners and kicks them out, literally.]
Yakko:
Hmm, some international friendship song.
"Hacker, if you don't give us the antidote for Motherboard's virus; We'll leave The warners here with you to drive you total insane for the rest of your cyberlife!" Jackie threatened.
"Ok, ok! I'll do it just get them off me!" Hacker cried as we were currently attatched to his legs.
"Can we call you 'Dadoo'?" Wakko asked.
"Can we play checkers?" I asked.
"Can we stay past our bedtime and watch the adult channel?" Yakko asked.
"Helloooooo Nurse!" Wakko and Yakko Exclaimed.
The Cybersquad pulled us off Hacker and He swiftly gave us the antidote to save Motherboard.
We returned to the Central board and saw the clown.
The Clown:
When the whippoorwill
Whippoors with the wind,
The wind can whippoor back,
Oh, nice and chubby bay-bee!
"Rocket?" I asked.
"Check!" Wakko and Yakko confirmed.
"Pot?"
"Check?"
"Rope?"
"Check!"
"Let's get him!" I shouted.
(singing off-key) "Oh, LAYdee! Oh LAYdee! I know a LAYdee with high heeled shoes, and socks of panty hose, oh pretty LAYdee!" The clown sang.
We attacked him and chained him up inside a pot which launched into the sky.
"Who wants Pizza?" Yakko asked.
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Random 2
Wakko:
I've got a ha'penny today!
Yakko and Dot:
He's got a ha'penny, hooray!
Dr. Scratchansniff
How did you dooz it?
Wakko:
All work and no play!
Dot:
He chopped wood.
Yakko:
He chopped suey.
Wakko:
I pitched horseshoes and hay.
Yakko:
He milks jokes and cows for his fee.
Wakko:
It was more than I thought it would be!
All:
An entire's full-year salary?
Wakko:
And now I've got a ha'penny!
All:
He's got a ha'penny today!
He's got a ha'penny, hooray!
Yakko and Dot:
All those days of hard work
And here's your reward.
Wakko:
Now there's nothing in this world
That I can't afford!
Dot:
You can buy any toys you pick!
Yakko:
And eat candy until you're sick!
Tristesse:
Plus a gourmet meal for monsieur.
Yakko and Dot:
And still you'd never be poor!
All:
Because he's got a ha'penny today!
He's got a ha'penny, hooray!
Wakko:
Our water tower shanty we can finally repair!
I can even buy our brother some new underwear!
It's like I won the lottery!
All:
Because he's got a ha'penny!
Wakko:
I'll buy burgers at the butchers,
And blintzes at the bakers,
Groceries at the grocer's,
Season tickets for the Lakers!
Dr. Scratchansniff:
You can buy my new elixir!
Hello Nurse:
You can buy it by the bucket!
Dot:
There's just one little problem...
Yakko:
It's lousy! You should check it!
Wakko:
It's so hard to believe it really happened to me!
I'm goin' shoppin' with my ha'penny!
All:
He's going shopping with his ha'penny!
Encore
Cast:
He's got a ha'penny today!
He's got a ha'penny, hooray!
With it, he could buy himself a tropical cruise!
Wakko:
But first, there's one important thing that I have to choose.
My sister has been ailing quite a lot.
Yakko:
We don't exactly know what she has got.
All:
You plan to spend your ha'penny on what?
Wakko:
An operation to save my sister Dot!
All:
To cure whatever problems she's got!
An operation to save his sister, Dot!
Wakko:
It's a present to her from me
All because I've got a ha'penny!
All:
Because he's got a ha'penny!
In the village that's called Acme
He's going shopping,
So let's get hopping
He's going shopping with his ha'penny!
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"I won't reveal the winner until all reviewers have voted who they want to win in their Reviews. Plus we have another entry from Elsa and Anna from 'Frozen'" Captain Chuck exclaimed.
"The snow glows white on the mountain tonight, not a footprint to be seen
A Kingdom of isolation and it looks like I'm the Queen
The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside, couldn't keep it in heaven knows I've tried
Don't let them in, Don't them see
Be the good girl you always have to be, don't let them know!
Well, now they know!
Let it go! Let it go! Can't hold it back anymore!
Let it go! Let it go! Turn away and slam the door!
I don't care what they're going to say!
Let the storm rage on!
The cold never bothered me anyway!
It's funny how some distance makes everything seems small
And the fears that once controlled me
Can't get to me at all!
It's time to see what I can do
To test the limits and breakthrough
No right, no wrong, no rules for me
I'm free!
Let it go! Let it go! I'm one with the wind and sky!
Let it go! Let it go! You'll never see me cry! Here I stand and here I stay!
Let the storm rage on!
My power flurries through the air into the ground
My soul is spiralling in frozen fractals all around
And one thought crystalizes like an icy blast
I'm never going back! The past is in the past!
Let it go! Let it go! And I'll rise like the break of dawn!
Let it go! Let it go! That prefect girl is gone!
Here I stay in the light of day!
Let the storm rage on!
The cold never bothered me anyway!" Sang Elsa and Anna.
"Marvellous!" Glenda Goodwitch exclaimed.
"Wait! This just in, JNPR is going to sing RWBY's volume 2 theme song!" Glenda announced.
"theres a point where it tips
theres a point where it breaks
theres a point where it bends
and a point we just can't take
anymore
theres a line that we'll cross
and there's no return
theres a time and a place
no bridges left to burn
anymore
we can't just wait with lives at stake
until they think we're ready
our enemies are gathering
the storm is growing deadly
now its time to say goodbye
to the things we loved
and the innocence of youth
how the time seemed to fly
from our carefree lives
and the solitude and peace we always knew
theres a day when we'll fight
and we're not gonna fall
theres a day when we'll stand
and a day when we won't crawl
anymore
there's a moment in time
and there's no going back
when we're pushed too hard
and we won't hold our attack
anymore
we can't just cling to childish things
as evil just grows closer
humanity's in jeopardy
this fight is far from over
now its time to say goodbye
to the things we loved
and the innocence of youth
with a doubt in our minds
why we chose this life
and at times we can't help wondering...
were we born to fight and die?
sacrificed for one huge lie?
are we heroes keeping peace?
or are we weapons?
pointed at the enemy
so someone else can claim a victory?
now its time to say goodbye
to the things we loved
and the innocence of youth
how the time seemed to fly
from our carefree lives
and the solitude and peace we always knew" JNPR sang.
"Wonderful! Wonderful!" Ozpin exclaimed.
"Well, if no one's reviewed in the next 48 hours then the win will go straight to the warners but voting is a fairer way to avoid conflict between characters!" Captain Planet urged.
"So Goodnight everybody!" Yakko exclaimed.
I hope you enjoyed this very long chapter! I'll update more in July as I'll be VERY busy during Half-term! If you have any ideas for who the Warners should annoy next then PM me ok?
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