Chapter 17- Complete and utter chaos!
A crazy Animaniacs stew adventure!
-Squit plays the flute and Pesto shouts at him-
-The hip hippos played the drums, Squit flew near a window and played the flute again but Pesto beats him up-
-A car crashed-
Dr. Scratchansniff:
One Monday mornin', I got up late,
And there were these monkeys outside the gate.
The guard tried to stop them but he had no luck.
The monkeys got free and they run amok.
I don't know what to say. The monkeys won't do.
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot:
Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Dr. Scratchasniff:
I don't know what to say. The monkeys won't do.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
Don't know what to say. The monkeys won't do.
Dr. Scratchasniff:
My office was run by the studio nurse.
I came downstairs und what could be worse?
The monkeys was doing a crazy dance.
They put buggies in my underpants.
I don't know what to say. The monkeys won't do.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
Don't know what to say. The monkeys won't do.
Dr. Scratchasniff:
Monkeys dance, then I dance, too.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
Don't know what to say. The monkeys won't do.
Dr. Scratchasniff:
I ran outside to get a stick,
But I'm telling you, friends, those monkeys was quick,
'Cause when I returned, much to my disgrace,
Those monkeys had the nurse in a mad embrace!
Hello Nurse:
I don't know what to say. The monkeys won't do.
Yakko:
For a nickel, I'll give you a clue.
Dot:
I didn't know your eyes were blue.
Dr. Scratchasniff:
I don't know what to say. The monkeys won't do.
Marita Hippo:
Yessir, woo!
Flavio Hippo:
Aw, play dat thing!
[instrumental break]
Dr. Scratchasniff:
I went to me bath for a shower and shave.
Them monkeys gonna put me into my grave!
The entire bathroom was laid to waste
And they shaved my head with minty toothpaste!
I don't know what to say. The monkeys won't do.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
Don't know what to say. The monkeys won't do.
Dr. Scratchasniff:
They's crazy nutso! I'm tellin' you!
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
Don't know what to say. The monkeys won't do.
Dr. Scratchasniff:
Well, by this time, I was feelin' dread.
They was usin' a shoebrush to shine me head.
I asked them to leave, but they stayed around.
They pulled the chain, and, WHEE, I went down!
I don't know what to say. The monkeys won't do.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
Don't know what to say. The monkeys won't do.
Dr. Scratchasniff:
Call my lawyer! I'm ready to sue!
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
Don't know what to say. The monkeys won't do.
[Dr. Scratchansniff screams]
Marita Hippo:
Yessir, brother!
[instrumental break and chase sequence]
Dr. Scratchasniff:
Well, me patience ran out and I'm telling you sure,
Tomorrow, I show those monkeys the door!
And if they don't leave, I'm inviting you
To my house for dumplings and monkey stew!
I don't know what to say. The monkeys won't do.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
Don't know what to say. The monkeys won't do.
Dr. Scratchasniff:
Now I'm in the stew. Aw, pooh.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
Don't know what to say. The monkeys won't do.
Dr. Scratchasniff:
Watch out for monkeys! I'm telling you!
The Hip Hippos:
Don't know what to say. The monkeys won't do.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
We're not monkeys, we're just cuckoo!
All:
Don't know what to say! The Warners won't do!
A snowflake transporter whisked us away to Arendelle, where Princess Anna, Kristoff, Elsa, Seven, Olaf and Hans were. I saw a tall evil brown-haired guy plotting to kill poor Elsa after he had heard rumours of an 'Eternal winter'.
"Hey, sport. Why are you targeting a beautiful young lady like that?" I asked.
"Hello Nurse!" Dot cried as she leaped into his arms.
"Who are you?!" Hans cried.
"We're the warner Brothers!" Wakko and I said in unison.
"And the warner sister" Dot added.
The warner rangers were enjoying their summer holidays with the tiny toons and their mentors, the Looney Tunes (The classic ones, Not the Looney tune show versions of them with purple dull Bugs bunny and dumb Lola!)
"Do you know who I am?!" Hans asked.
"Why, did you forget?" I asked.
"Are you a monster?" Wakko asked.
"What?! Why you say that?" Hans asked.
"Because you're 'Hans', so you must have a 10000 'hands', Right?" Wakko asked.
"No!" Hans cried.
"Hey, Slappy!" Dot cried.
"Yes, did you call me?" Slappy replied.
"Let's switch roles again as you're needed for the next three scenes" Dot said as she went back to Slappy's treehouse.
"I am Hans, prince of another kingdom that's not Arendelle!" Hans cried.
"Oh, yeah? Well, I'm Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca- I'm out of here! Skippy!" Slappy cried.
"Aunt Slappy!" Flavio said while dressed in an outfit Skippy would wear.
"You're not Skippy, what the heck is going on around here?" Slappy said.
"That's what I want to know!" Hans cried.
"I'll explain by doing this!" I said as I dragged Hans through an ice tunnel and appeared at the 'House of Mouse' cartoon club.
"Well, I'm not mixing with the Disney folk. Disney sucks in the modern world, no slapstick, mallets and classic puns. Plus they've turned Mickey into a children mascot!" Slappy complained.
"Don't worry, Slappy. You can do your dynamite trick when all of the villains have gathered together" Dot said, matter-of-factually.
XXX
"He's the most famous character of Walt Disney, put your hands together for Mickey Mouse!" Mike the microphone announced.
"Hi, everybody. We've got a great show for you tonight" Mickey cried.
Then his eyes widened.
"Yakko, Wakko, dot?! What are you doing here?!" Mickey gasped.
"We're here to return old characters back on TV AND to annoy villains everywhere!" I cried.
"Hmm…Ok….Well, our special guests today are the Three caballeros and the warners! Now for our first cartoon, staring my big brother Oswald the lucky rabbit!" Mickey announced as the screen showed behind him showed the words 'Oswald the Lucky Rabbit in Trolley Troubles' in bold, golden writing as it was being again after being long forgotten.
As the cartoon played for the audience enjoyment, Oswald (in his blue version of his original outfit)was standing backstage with Minnie, Daisy, Goofy, Pluto, Clarabelle, Max and Horace with his girlfriend Ortenisa the cat.
"Hi, guys! How's the wasteland, Oswald?" I asked.
"Bad. Say, shouldn't you guys have wound up there too?" Oswald asked.
"Na! We haven't been totally forgotten, the internet helps us stay alive and well. Plus we were locked in the water tower for 15 years already, so nothing can hold us back!" Wakko preached.
"Yeah! Preach it, Brother!" Goofy yelled.
Everyone stared.
"What? I agree with Yakko" Goofy said.
"So…who want to help annoy all of the villains?" Dot asked, sweetly.
"Me!" goofy cried.
"Me!" Donald added.
"Not me" Minnie said.
Daisy and Oswald nodded.
"Ok, follow our lead" I whispered to them as we approach a band of villains: Ursula, Jafar, evil queen, Maleficent, Hades, Hans(who was there by force), Pete, Mortimer, Scar, Evil step-mother with her daughters etc just as Mickey returned on stage to show the next cartoon.
"Hey fellas! Our next cartoon is one of my favourites called 'Steamboat Willie' with added Technicolor!" Mickey announced.
"Disney folk" Slappy muttered in the audience.
"Aunt Slappy, I feel out-of-place here as we're the only warner brothers' characters in this audience" Skippy whispered.
"Don't worry, Skippy. I'm sure the warners will get us out of here soon" Slappy replied.
XXX
Meanwhile, outside the Disney realm, KH Pete, Phantom Blot (or Shadow Blot as he's called in Epic Mickey), Xehanort, Father (from KND), loads of villains from 'Freakaziod' and the mysterious creator (from Accel world) were somewhere in the wasteland -which also happened to be in between their worlds- and were plotting to destroy all of the classic cartoons to make room for more dull, lame new cartoons/shows like:
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, Ben 10, reality shows like Big brother or EastEnders that doesn't make much sense(Sorry if you fans but I'm just not into reality shows anymore, they're not like they used) etc.
Freakaziod as his normal nerd counterpart was bored as he got through his usual school day.
When he got home, he went to his computer like he did every day and told his mum he was doing his homework.
When his bedroom door was close, he smiled.
"Freak in!" He cried and got sucked inside the computer where he transformed into Freakaziod once more!
Super-teen extraordinaire
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
Runs around in underwear
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
Rescues Washington D.C.
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
Unless something better's on TV
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
His brain's overloading
It has a chocolate coating
Textbook case for Sigmund Freud
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
Check out Dexter Douglas
Nerd computer ace
Went surfing on the internet
And was zapped to cyberspace
He turned into the Freakazoid
He's strong and super-quick
He drives the villains crazy
'Cause he's a lunatic
His home base is the Freakalair
Freakazoid! Fricassee!
Floyd the Barber cuts his hair
Freakazoid! Chimpanzee!
Rides around in the Freakmobile
Freakazoid! Freakazoo!
Hopes to make a movie deal
Freaka me! Freaka you!
He's here to save the nation
So stay tuned to this station
If not, we'll be unemployed
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
Freakazoid!
XXX
Back at the House of Mouse….
"Say fire guy, the 60's called they want their look back" Dot said to Hade which made his 'hair' go out.
"Who want to play checkers?" I suggested.
"No one will play checkers!" Maleficent cried as she changed into a dragon.
"Ok, ok! We got the memo" I replied, swiftly.
"Will you be our Dadoo?" Wakko asked.
"Where's mummy?" Dot asked.
"I don't know where your mother is" Jafar said.
"Mummy! Mummy! We want Mummy!" We cried at the top of our voices.
"Pipe down! People are staring!" Jafar cried.
"Hey lady! Hey lady! Hey lady! Hey lady! Hey lady! Hey lady! Hey lady! Hey lady! Hey Lady! Hey Lady! Hey Lady! Hey Lady! Hey lady!" He cried as we ran around all of the villainesses.
"Nice lady!" Wakko added.
"Hey lady! Hey lady! Hey Lady! Hey Lady! Hey lady! Hey lady! Hey Lady! Hey lady! Hey lady! Hey lady! Hey Lady! Hey Lady! Hey lady! Hey LADY! HEY LADY! Hey lady! Hey lady! Hey lady! Hey lady!"
"Nice lady!"
"Ahhhhhh!" all of the girl villains cried as they went mad and ran out of the clubhouse.
"That was pretty fun. Thanks, warners!" Oswald said.
"No problem-o, Oswald!" I said as I fist-palmed (touching fists) him.
"Come back villains!" Slappy cried as she used an evil-essence magnet to pull the villains back.
"Here, have some dynamite down ya pants!" Slappy said as she placed dynamite down every villain's pants (including Hans' at last) as they were launched in to the air and flew as far away from the clubhouse as possible.
"Now the Three caballeros will perform!" Mickey announced.
"We are the three caballeros! We like to sing and to dance, while we're not wearing pants! We are the three Caballeros!" Donald, the red chicken-looking bird with a Mexican hat and green parrot sang.
"Our last guest performance is the Warners!" Mickey said.
"Us?! But we haven't rehearsed!" Dot cried as we were forced onto the stage.
Awkward silence.
Clara, Woody woodpecker and other classic characters from the past joined the audience.
"Ok. We're going to sing a song you all probably know" Dot said as the music began.
The Warners:
"It's time for Animaniacs!
And we're zany to the max!
So just sit back and relax.
You'll laugh 'til you collapse.
We're Animaniacs!
Yakko and Wakko:
Come join the Warner Brothers...
Dot:
And the Warner Sister, Dot!
The Warners:
Just for fun we run
Around the Warner movie lot.
They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught.
But we break loose
And then vamoose
And now you know the plot.
We're Animaniacs!
Dot is cute and Yakko yaks,
Wakko packs away the snacks
We pay tons of income tax.
We're Animaniacs!
Meet Ralph and Dr. Scratchansniff,
Say hi to Hello Nurse.
Goodfeathers flock together,
Slappy whacks them with her purse.
Buttons chases Mindy,
While Rita sings a verse.
The writers flipped,
We have no script!
Why bother to rehearse?
All:
We're Animaniacs!
We have pay-or-play contracts!
We're zany to the max!
There's baloney in our slacks!
We're Animani-
Totally insane-y!
Dot: Here's the show's namey
Warners: Pinky and The Brainy
Dot: Come back, Shaney
Dot: The rain in Spainy
Warners: Cockamamie
Dot: Shirley MacLainey
Warners: How urbaney
Yakko: Citizen Kaney
Yakko: Andromeda Strainy
Wakko: Where's Lon Chaney?
Yakko: Eisenhower Mamie
Yakko: Miss Cellany
Wakko: Chicken Chow Meiny
Yakko: Dana Delany
Warners: Hydroplaney
Warners: Money down the drainy
Dot: No pain, no gainy
Wakko: Penny Laney
Yakko: Uhhhhhhhhhh...
Warners: Here's the Flamey
Dot: Tarzan and Janey
Warners: Novocainey
Warners: Meet Mark Twainy
Yakko: Presidential campaigny
Wakko: Hunchback of Notre Damey
Warners: Bowling laney
Yakko: Bangor, Mainey
Warners: Frasier Craney
Warners: Mister Haney
Dot: Quiche lorrainey
Yakko: Lake Champlainy
Dot: High octaney
Warners: Public domainy
Yakko: Candy caney
Warners:21st century!
An-I-Man-I-Acs!
Those are the facts!" We sang.
"And that's our show!" Mickey said.
"See ya real soon!" Oswald said.
XXX
Unknown to us or Mickey, Oswald and friends, Pinky and the brain had ended up at the House of Mouse too.
"Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?" Pinky asked.
"The same thing we do every night, Pinky…Try to take over the world!" The brain exclaimed.
They were currently in the control room where Horace controls the lights, sound and plays the cartoons with Minnie's guidance.
The Brian saw Epic Mickey on the TV screen showing the Wasteland and got a brilliant idea.
"Pinky, are you thinking what I'm thinking?" The Brain asked.
"Uh, I think so, Brain, but no one will ever know why they keep saying 'Hotdog, hotdog, hot-diggity dog' in Mickey mouse's clubhouse" Pinky replied.
"No, Pinky. I was going to store the world's electricity into the fuse box here but there's been a change of plan: we're going to give the forgotten characters in the wasteland hearts!" The brain said.
"Egad, Brain, brilliant! Oh, wait, no no... We're not in Kingdom hearts, are we?" Pinky asked.
"Quiet, Pinky or I'll have to hurt you!" The brain said. "Now to get an electromagnet…" He began.
XXX
"Thanks for having us, guys" Dot said.
"I'm so glad I got to meet you since you've got hearts still as you still live on in people's memories and YouTube-at least until they block all of the video-" Oswald said.
"Well, I'd say the reason why you're able to be here, Oswald, is because thanks to the Epic Mickey game, People are starting to remember(if they saw his cartoons before) or want start remembering(if they're young)" I stated.
"We'll meet you guys at the wasteland, Mickey's going to take us to a game world he's been to before he guides us there" Wakko said.
"To another Universe!" I cried as the KND theme song played as Minnie did Numbuh 5's bit of the intro, Wakko shot purple glue left, right and up before posing to his left, Dot did Numbuh 3's phone pose, Mickey did Numbuh 2's thumb up pose and I flew in the middle with my two thumbs up as Numbuh 1 which transported us into the Delightful Mansion just after Father goes on a rampage after Numbuh 1 left.
"He seems friendly" Dot said as we saw Father's flares of anger as he trashed his living room in his enraged tantraum.
"Let's approach him" I suggested.
"Wait! This is a bad idea" Mickey said as he placed his hand on my shoulder to stop me.
"Since when have our ideas been bad or have failed? We're cartoon Characters, for Bugs' sake; We good guys always win!" I stated.
Then I walked towards Father with Dot and Wakko behind me as Mickey and Minnie hid behind the curtian in fear.
"Hello" I said.
"Who are you?!" Father cried.
"We're the warner brothers" Wakko and I said in unison.
"And the warner sister" Dot added.
"I'm Father" Father said.
"You're our Father?! Hooray! We can be a family again!" I cried as I held onto his right arm.
"Can we call you Dadoo?" Wakko asked.
"Can we stay up past Ten?" Dot asked.
"Can we watch the adult channel?" I asked.
"Helloooooo Nurse!" Wakko and I said in unison (I finally figured out what that means, if you want to know PM me!).
"Get away from me, Puppy children!" Father cried.
"You called us, Father?" The DCFDL asked.
"Get these pests off me!" Father cried.
"What are they?" the DCFDL wondered as they tried to pull us off of Father's arms and legs but we held on tightly.
"I'm a dog" Wakko said.
"I'm a cat" Dot said.
"And I'm some kind of bunny" I added.
Just then, the remainder of Sector V came crashing through the walls with their upgraded 2x4 weapons ready.
"Father, are you tormenting these poor, innocent…children things?" Numbuh 3 asked.
"No, They're tormenting me!" Father cried.
Sector V just laughed.
"It's your problem now" Numbuh 4 said.
"Wait! Take us with you!" Dot cried.
"Hi, I'm Mickey and this is my girlfriend Minnie. Me and my pals need a place to stay for the night and…" Mickey began.
"Sure, hop in to our C.A.R.T.O.O.N.-S.H.I.P." Numbuh 2 said.
Kids Next Door C.A.R.T.O.O.N.-S.H.I.P.
Cartoons
Are
Rocket
Tactics
Of
Origin
Now
Speeds
High
Invincible
Power-engine
The ship was similar to the helicarrior only had rabbit ears like Oswald's as a tribute and had a portal opening device.
Numbuh 2 took us to their treehouse and we got to sleep in 'Numbuh 1's bedroom.
"Just so you know, don't tell anyone about KND or we'll have to erase your memory" Numbuh 2 said.
"By the way, I'm Abby, the girl in green is Kuki, the Australian blonde is her boyfriend, Wally, the nerd with googles is Hoagie and Numbuh 1 was a British boy called Nigel but he left a few months ago" Numbuh 5 explained.
"2-5 are our codenames, you see" Numbuh 2 added.
"Goodnight, everybody!" I whispered as we fell asleep.
XXX
In Freakaziod's world, He was mowing the lawn and painting his neighbour's fence while citizens were being attacked by the lobe and his other arch-nemeses.
"What are you doing?!" his neighbour cried.
"I'm mowing the lawn and painting your fence like you told me" Freakaziod said.
"While the lobe and his allies are attacking everybody?! What are you wacko?" he cried.
"No, I'm Wakko!" Wakko said as he randomly appeared.
"
XXX
The next day, Sector V used their C.A.R.T.O.O.N.S.H.I.P. to transport us to the next world: The Keyblade graveyard.
Minnie was now wearing her red queen KH outfit while Mickey wore his usual fighting outfit as he held his blue Keyblade with stars on if from 'KH Birth By Sleep'.
"Hello pests" Vanitus said.
"Wow! he's dreamy!" Dot said.
"He's wearing a helmet" Mickey stated.
"I know, that's what makes him more attractive!" Dot replied.
"I'm the darkness from Ven's heart" Vanitus said as he took of his helmet to reveal his face and black hair as a dark, evil version of Sora.
Mickey sent out a S.O.S. beacon which Sora, Donald, Goofy, Kairi, Riku, Aqua, Terra, Ven, Roxas, Xion, Namine and Axel responded to.
"I'm Axel, got it memorised?" axel said.
"Sure, do" I said.
"Forget mystery! He's perfect!" Dot cried as she hopped into Axel's arms.
"Helloooooo Nurse!" I cried as jumped into Namine's arms.
"Just hold tight but be careful, I'm fragile" I said as I broke into pieces like a vase.
"What's going on here?" Xehanort asked.
"No idea, master" Vanitus said.
"Why do I have a dark twin?" Sora asked.
"Because our hearts became one: you and me" Ven explained among all of the kissing, screaming and fighting.
"So we're brothers?" Sora asked.
"Kind of…" Ven trailed off, awkwardly.
"BE QUIET!" Axel cried.
The Graveyard fell silent.
"Who are you three and why are you here?" Axel asked.
"We're the warner brothers" wakko and I said.
"And the warner sister" Dot added.
"So why are you in a Disney game world?" Goofy asked.
"Actually, it was my idea as a faster way to get to…." Mickey stopped mid-sentence and covered his mouth in horror as he realised what he almost said.
If they knew about the wasteland, all of the villains would target the forgotten characters, steal their hearts or worse make them vanish out of existence forever!
"Bye, crazy people!" Wakko said as all of the other characters began to fight Xehanort and Vanitur in anger.
Mickey opened a inky, round portal and took us through it.
-After the villains recover from their madness caused by the warners, they fuse with their KH selves and wait for their moment to strike
-Crossover with Accel world ( Annoy the main villain 'The creator')
-Crossover with KH (Annoy Xehanort and Vanitus+ Plus Sora, Riku, Kairi, Xion, Roxas, Axel, Aqua, Ven and Terra etc)
-Phantom blot steals more colours in order to Fuel Xehanort true organisation 13
-Pete, Julius from 'Runaway Brain' and the other villains send unversed, nobodies and heartless to lure the warners and the 7 wielders of light to the wasteland: Oswald's home for a showdown
-The warners get their own mallet-version of the Keyblade: yellow for Dot, blue for Yakko and red for Wakko
-they changed into their 'super strong warner siblings' outfits in KH style
-Good guys win and bad guys vanish
Can you guess whose point of view this was? Clue: Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh... Good night, everybody!
It's Yakko! Put a smiley-;)- in your review if you guessed it right!
Crossover competition results
"The results are in and the winners are…..Elsa and the warners!" Mr Director cried.
"Thank you!" Elsa cried as she got a golden classic micky mouse statue as tribute to Walt Disney himself and the warners got a golden classic Bugs Bunny statue as tribute to his original creators and Mel Blanc, his original voice.
"I know you love us!" Dot cried.
Everyone clapped.
"Mwah! Goodnight everybody!" Yakko cried.
-end of skit-
"The Crankiest of creatures in the whole, wide world, our next cartoon features Slappy the squirrel!" The warner sang.
"Stop the singing already!" Slappy cried.
"That's my Aunt…" Skippy began.
"Slappy!" they all added.
How every war so far in history should have ended before it ever began(Animaniacs Stew)
-Just before the start of World war 2-
(I know it's a touchy subject that really emotional but it's like the Baghdad Café, short and sweet)
"Hey, Skippy. Want to save millions of innocent people before the war begin?" Slappy asked.
"Sure, Aunt Slappy" Flavio replied.
"Ahhh!" Slappy cried.
"Hey, sis. We're going to pay a head chief a visit" Yakko said.
They found Zimlier on the streets with his paintings.
"Neat-o pictures!" Wakko cried as he ate all the paintings.
"Because of you, I can't get into the art academy! You will all pay!" Zimlier cried.
"Who are you anyway?" he asked.
"We're the warner brothers; we like to sing a lot. My name's Yakko…" Yakko began.
"My name's Wakko…" Wakko sang.
"And here's our sister…" they added.
"Slappy. I'm the cute one, I don't get it" Slappy said.
"She's 1000 years old than sand and yourselves, how can you be brothers and sister?"
"Don't tell her, she's adopted" Yakko whispered.
"Here, have some dynamite down your pants!" Slappy said as Zimlier was dead in seconds.
Slappy repeated on all of the tyrant rulers in history and saved millions of people.
"Slappy squirrel, you're the greatest hero in history" Mary Heartless said.
"Nah, Skippy can be the hero, I'm retired" Slappy said and threw a bomb at Walter wolf's head without looking.
"Our story is over, Its sending is happy; thanks to Yakko, Wakko and our sister…Slappy!" Wakko and Yakko sang.
"Next time, I'm asking for script approval and cartoon insurance" Slappy said as she drove away in her shiny red car.
-End Skit-
Pinky and the cat 2
"They're Pinky and the cat, yes Pinky and the cat. One is cat, he's a lab rat-Pinky: a mouse!-
They're always in their cadge, making less than minimum wage, They're Pinky, They're Pinky and the cat, cat, cat, cat, cat" The warners sang.
"Gee, Rita what do you want to do tonight?" Pinky asked.
"Me and my pal Patch will eat Lunch!" Rita replied.
"Yay! Lunch! Do I get some?" Pinky asked.
Silence.
Then after 2 seconds, he got the message.
"I'm the lunch?!" Pinky cried.
"Yes" Rita said as she and Patch pounced.
"They ate the rat cus Rita is a cat, cat, cat, cat, cat!" The warners sang.
-End of skit-
Nighty-night toons 2!
'Nighty-night toons 2: Inside the water tower room, there was a log flume and a picture of a big baboon (ralph), and three little toons acting like goons' the narrator said.
Yakko: I'm Yakko
Wakko: I'm Wakko
Dot: And I'm cute
'A dog and cat' the narrator continued.
Runt: Cat?! Where's a cat?
"And a big-headed rat"
The brain: I'm a mouse not a rat
"And two hippos who are incredibly fat"
Girl hippo: Flavio, are we actually fat?
Flavio: No, my love we're larger than life itself
"And this room and in this verse are doctor Scratchinsniff and…"
Wakko and Yakko: Hello Nurse!
"And three goodfeathers who…"
Squit: Stick together!
Pesto: What do you mean? You think I'm some stick bun to have as your enjoyment?!
Squit: No, I was just saying…
Pesto: THAT's IT! There's your sticky bun stuff!
"Mindy and Button are snuggled in bed along with a fella named Mr Skullhead"
Buttons:-whimpers in frighten and runs under the bed-
"A group of teen rangers guard the tower at every hour;
An old squirrel lady in cap and nightgown sits in a rocker and says…"
Slappy: Hey, pal! Pipe down!
"Night-y night room, night-y night toons, Nighty night log fume with the big baboon.
Nighty night, dog, Nighty night cat…."
Runt: I smell a cat but where's it at? Yeah, that rhymes, defiantly rhymes-Rita shakes her head while lying on top of him-
"Nighty night hippos…"
Marita: We're big boned not fat
"Nighty night, big-headed laboratory rat"
The brain: I'm a mouse not a rat!-loud blast- Oh, drat!
Pinky: Hey, that rhymes too Brain!
"Nighty night doctor and…"
Wakko and Yakko: Good Niiiiight, Nurse!
"Nighty night, pigeons who constantly curse"
Pesto: -curse in another language while Squit cries out in pain-
"Nighty-night, buttons under the bed along with his friend, Mr skullhead"
Buttons:-runs away in frighten-
"Nighty-night rangers who guard the tower every hour…"
Spot: I'm tired!
"Nighty-night Squirrel lady in night gown and cap"
Slappy: For crying out loud, will you button your yap?!
"Nighty-night water tower, nighty night lot, nighty-night Yakko, Wakko and Dot.
Nighty-night, People everywhere!" The narrator said.
Yakko: And night-night, Wakko's Underwear!