Kakashi looked over his new genin squad curiously as they sat on the roof, soaking up the sunshine. To say they were not what he expected upon reading their files would be something of an understatement.

First none of their psychological profiles suggested a single solitary reason for his cute new kunoichi to be bound by several dozen chains that were bolted through the roof of the academy. He figured there was a very good reason for it though, and for the look of utter contentment on her face. The battle axe whose blades were easily taller than himself, not so much. But he felt generous today, and wasn't going to ask yet.

Instead he turned to look at the next member of the group, the one who had chained her up in the first place and a constant source of amusement since he retired ANBU. The sunshine blonde wannabe gennin had summoned the chains from his back, and sent them down into the academy, only for them to burst forth and surprise the pink haired girl. Other than that little fact, there was nothing different from his profile, but Kakashi knew better than to trust that... especially considering the final teammate.

The straight-jacket he could understand, as well as the reading of the book in front of him. He'd done the same after his final psych-eval before he left ANBU for good. It took a lot of dexterity to turn pages with your toes. However, when Sasuke accidentally tipped the book a bit too far, he caught the title and that made him worry. After all, who would read a book titled "The Freedom of Bondage" by Ima Gimp when there was the glories of Icha Icha?

Deciding to go with the one that was mostly according to the profile provided by the Hokage, he pointed at Naruto. "Alright time for some introductions, I don't feel like telling you more than I'm Hatake Kakashi, and that I'm to be your instructor for our time together... that means you listen to me, got it?" At their nods, he finished with a lazy hand flip to wave Naruto on. "You're first blondie. Name, likes, dislikes, hobbies, and such like that... just tell me something about you..."

"I'm Master Naruto Uzumaki, an initiate of the Bondage Style. I like ramen, gardening, binding my cute little collection of pretties, and proving just how powerful my style is. My dislikes include people that won't submit, those that think my style a joke, how long it takes for ramen to cook, and those that hurt my pretties. Hobbies... well I've seen you reading Icha Icha, so you probably have a good guess..." Naruto stated calmly with a huge grin on his face, and no sign of being embarrassed, or really anything but honest and prideful. Kakashi could deal with that, after all Kushina Uzumaki had been a practitioner of that style, and he had seen enough of her style to help train the boy.

At least he thought that up until Naruto finished with a lecherous look that Kakashi was fairly certain rivaled a super perverted sannin that would remain nameless until the Chuunin Exams. "And my goal is to eventually have you as a gift for Iruka-sensei, as his personal sex slave."

"Yeah... not going to happen kid..." Kakashi affirmed before pointing languidly at the jacketed Uchiha. "You're up oh nutjob wonder."

"Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto's number one boy toy, and gonna kill my brother!" Sasuke proclaimed proudly holding up his head so that he showed off the dog tag hanging from the collar about his neck. Maybe it was a good time to get out of the ninja business, if this was the way it was heading.

But no, he would persevere! He'd made it through the last ninja war, so he could stand some odd ball students like these.

Besides, the girl couldn't be that weird compared to them, could she? "Alright, pinkie, yo-WOAH!" Kakashi stated only to cut himself off as a blades of the ax swung past his head, chased shortly after by a large chunk of roof attached to the end of a trio of chains. Only years of experience and survival as a ninja kept him unharmed as the girl did her best to kill him.

Judging by the craters she was leaving in the roof, it might be a good idea to never let her hit him in a spar even. He'd heard of the Haruno clan being a little temperamental, but there was nothing about them going into berserker rages! At least the chains slowed her down somewhat, which was probably what saved his life in the first place.

Upon hearing a dozen soft puffs of air, he watched as Sakura's eyes glazed over and she settled down into a sitting position with a dreamy smile on her face. Turning his head slightly he watched as Naruto lowered what looked almost like a pan-flute, before he realized that the boy had just hit his teammate with tranquilizers. He was just about to scold the boy for the ten darts currently sticking out of the small girl's backside, when she began to speak. "Hey thanks Naruto... oh that's the good stuff... I'm Sakura Haruno, and I really dislike being made fun of for my pink hair or my forehead... umm... apparently I recently entered a stage where my hormones cause me to erupt into berserker rages. I'm sorry sensei... please don't be angry..."

At the sad, kicked puppy dog look on her face, he was half-tempted to reach out and pet her lightly... but the huge signals from Naruto and the still bound Sasuke told him to not do that. Instead he just sighed and leaned against the damaged railing. "Tell you what kiddos... tomorrow you'll have a lovely little test. Pass that and you're gennin, fail and it's back to school for another term or more..."

"Meet me at Training ground s... make that fourty-four, and bring enough food to last a few days..." Kakashi offered before disappearing from view. He was on his way to the Hokage to beg and see if he could trade jobs with Anko. At this point he'd trade jobs with Anko's interrogation targets. ANYTHING to get away from those kids.