Disclaimer: If I was a scriptwriter in Beyblade, I would defenitely write this crack and put it on air. I wrote this fanfic after having a laugh watching 'The Hang-over' and this was the result.

(A/N): I was planning on putting this on the second chapter of 3 Stages but the script was too silly for 3 Stage and it was better to put it here since I made a drunken promise to write a sequel. Plus, I needed a break from all the seriousness in from my current story so I wrote this just for laughs.

ENJOY!

SUMMARY: The wedding is approaching! Tyson where the hell is the groom? how can you guys lost the groom? find him before the bride finds out he's missing!

The Groom is missing Tyson!

"I'm not going" he said.

Dead silence.

"What?" said Tyson, clenching his fists.

"I'm" Kai slowly repeated so that Tyson and everyone else in the room could hear him clearly "Not going"

"C'mon Kai, It's tradition" Kai was surprised to hear Ray, of all people.

"No" Kai coldly responded, scowling in annoyance.

On the following days before the wedding. Tyson has been nagging Kai for a Bachelor party and followed him everywhere, even when he's in the toilet. Tyson just suddenly pop out of nowhere "This is your last chance Kai" Tyson said to his startled friend "To agree that you wanted a Bachelor party"

Kai angrily pushes him away "get out of my cubicle Granger!"

At night, Tyson did it again.

Ring!

Kai picked up the phone and greeted the caller in a groggy voice "hello?"

It was Tyson screaming on the other side of the phone "Let's have a Bachelor party!". Kai instantly hangs-up Tyson and goes back to sleep.

RING!

'he really doesn't give up'

RING!

Kai turns off his cellphone.

Even at beybattles, Tyson still nags him about the party because Tyson really wanted to see strippers, get wasted and maybe he might score for the first time. "C'mon Kai, I know you secretly want it"

Kai scowled. When would he get over it and deal with the fact that he WASN'T going? "No!" Kai hissed, causing several young bladers to look up at them. They where at the training center that morning.

An idea came to his head and he smirks "I'll say YES if Hilary accepts". This was a good plan, Kai knew Hilary won't allow a bachelor party and she would beat the living hell out of Tyson if he ever mention 'Bachelors' party. Kai's facial expression change however when Tyson threw him an odd smile. "Fine, I'll ask Hilary" he said and exiting the training grounds.

Trying to talk Hilary into agreeing to allow her fiancee to have a Bachelor party was like making a deal with the devil. In exchange for a night of fun and debauchery, Tyson must agree to the conditions she'd made or he'll be facing terrible consiquences. "Ok, Tyson here's the deal"

Tyson smiles and waits in anticipation

"I don't want any girl hanging around Kai"

"got it!"

"I don't want him getting too drunk and get a hangover before the wedding"

"we will drink in moderation"

"Kai must answer his phone every 15 minutes"

"No worries! I will be there to remind him"

"and one last thing..."

"what's that?"

"no strippers"

"Got it! no st- WHAT?"

"I said NO STRIPPERS" Hilary said with emphasis

"but...but... that's not fair!" Tyson whines, It won't be a Bachelor party without strippers. Tyson's hopes in getting laid is crushed.

"There's nothing you could do anything about it Tyson! unless you're planning on taking Kai againts his will" even though she was only joking about the kidnapping part. Tyson took her suggestion literally as he rubbed his hands together gleefully.

Kai entered his room that evening and threw himself into bed. Kai blinked as he heard a shuffle in the hallway, and then a knock on his apartment door. He raised both eyebrows. Who could be up and knocking on his door at this hour? Walking to his apartment door and swinging it open, Kai was confronted with a damp piece of cloth, which was immediately shoved over his nose. Eyes rolling to the back of his head, Kai passed out.

"Er, Tyson...where did you get the chloroform?" questioned Max as the two grabbed each of Kai's arms and dragged him back into the bedroom to dress him up with proper clothes since Kai was only wearing boxers.

"It's not chloroform" Tyson corrected him, causing the blonde to blink "It's the smell of my old lucky sock that I always wear in every championship game. I never washed it since we won that championship in Russia" Tyson continued.

"Er...okay... that's gross by the way" said Max, storing that bit of odd information in the back of his mind. They dressed him up and dragged him towards their rented limo with the others waiting. "Guys" Kenny said from the backseat. "Is this really a good idea? I mean... Kai said he didn't WANT a bachelor party."

"This isn't about what Kai WANTS" Tyson insisted "This is about what Kai NEEDS. He has to have his one last night of single freedom out with the guys! Am I right guys?"

"RIGHT!" Everyone agrees with him, except Kenny.

"I don't know..." Kenny said nervously "I'm kind of afraid of what's going to happen...and you know... you just kidnapped him in his home. Do you think Kai might kill us?"

"Kai is not going to kill us. Now let's go pick up those Russians" Ray chuckled

"Still-" Kenny began, but everyone in the limo shuts him up.

It was a thirty minutes later that Kai slowly opened his eyes. Groggily, he sat up, his skull pounding and vision blurred 'Where am I?'. As his eyes adjusted to the light, he noticed Tyson, Max, Ray, Kenny and the Blitzkrieg team, smirking.

He gaped around the limousine.

The people he had thought to be FRIENDS had abducted him from his apartment! and stuffed him with hideous bright colored clothes, he bets it was Tyson horrible fashion sense idea. "What's going on?" Kai demanded an explanation, he swiftly monitored his surroundings for any means of escape. "Let me out" he glared at them.

"Kai" Tala interrupted "stop being such a little bitch and enjoy yourself. Here have a drink" The red haired Russian motioned toward a compartment in front of them. He poured Kai a glass of wine and offered him a glass.

9:50 p.m

Driving limo to a strip club. Alcohol consumed in limo: 1 liter of red wine

10:12 - ?p.m

Strip club. The strippers lay Kenny on the floor. One young, lithe, rather pretty. The other somewhat older, busty, still attractive. One chick straddles his face, she hovers about an inch or two above his nose while the other is giving him a lap dance. After a couple of minutes the chick on his face gets up and says "Yeah, I think he's done for the night".

The groom was sulking, he can't escape since Ian and Spencer was watching him.

Bryan was laughing and told the gang he pissed in a beer bottle outside the club, and left the now full bottle right at the entrance. He reminded a drunk Tyson not to drink the bottle by the door.

Tyson drank it anyway after he made a drunken bet to Tala and lost.

Alcohol consumed in the bar: 20 bottles of beer, 1 Absolute Vodka and 1 strong Tequila (Tyson accidentally swallowed the worm inside)

? - ? They lost tract of the time

More strippers came and entertained them. Drinks all around. Gambled with the Yakuza. Everything went blurry

Alcohol consumed: 1 pitcher of a strange mixture of powerful cocktails mixed together

12:00 Noon.

Bras, panties, and assorted bottles and cans littered around their hotel room. Tyson was sleeping on the bed hugging a blow-up sex doll, Ray slept on the bathtub, Max slept on the floor after he fell of his bed, and Kenny was dozing while resting his head on the cover of the toilet seat.

Almost immediately, the door flew open and Tala swept into the room "Rise and shine!" he sees Tyson with a sex doll "hey Brian quick! Take a photo of this" he shouted. Bryan quickly came in with a digital camera in hand.

Each word hit him like a ton of bricks, Tyson woke up and growled. "Tala...please...I have a head ache"

"Come on! I'm supposed to wake you up. We have to dress up and everything for the rehearsal wedding at five" Tala reminded

"What?" Tyson sat up and rubbed his eyes.

"Whoa! Tyson! Did you really scored with that sex doll last night or what?" Tala stifled a laugh. Tyson looked down and groaned as he grabbed his sheets and pulled it higher since Bryan kept taking pictures. "Alright, fine. Where's the groom?"

Tala's face went serious "Are you serious? I thought he was with you guys after we separate"

"No! I swear Kai went with you guys!" Tyson shouted. He winced as another series of pounding rushed through his head. 'I will never drink this much again'

"I don't know!" Tala gasped, he looks at his companion and asks "how about you Bryan?"

His memory of the events last night was fuzzy, Bryan really doesn't know what happened after they separate from the BBA Revolution "I was kind of buzzed last night too! I don't really remember"

Tala let out a deep breath "What are we going to do now?"

"Great...just great..." Tyson said as he threw his arms in the air. 'Hilary will definitely kill me'

Minutes later after waking up everyone and dressed themselves in decent clothing. They went out for lunch and discuss important matters.

"KAI IS MISSING?" Ray screamed.

"You've got to be joking, right?" Max gasped, he let out a nervous laugh. "I mean...heh... you couldn't possibly be joking since we have a rehearsal wedding at 5 p.m"

"wasn't Kai went with you guys" Kenny asked.

"Don't you remember anything from last night, Tyson?" Tala asked from where he was sitting, leaning against the chair and shaking his head. "Think back and try to remember what happened"

Tyson narrowed his eyes and thought for a moment.

Flashback

"Kai, have some more man!" a loud booming voice of Tyson shouted cheerfully as he shoved another beer for Kai

"No, no! Let him try something else!" Ray added as he took the beer and gave Kai a stronger drink.

"Psssht! don't you two know anything?" Tala snapped as he handed Kai a Tequila "He needs THIS!"

Tyson shook his head. "No, I don't remember anything but did I just ate a worm from the tequila?"

"Ugh..." Tala rubbed his forehead. "Think HARDER!". Tyson squinted and thought back once more.

Another Flashback

He was sitting at the bar, Tala and some stripper were arguing while Kai was trying to bribe Spencer and Ian into driving him home, Kenny was already wasted. Tyson himself was with several young women on each of his arms, hanging on his every word as he was telling a tale of his bravery.

"And that's how I saved Tokyo from that psychotic beyblader known as Brooklyn. Did I mention how brave I was?"Tyson grinned.

The young women sighed. "You're so amazing, Tyson!"

"Yeah, Tyson, you're my hero..."

"Wow! You're so brave Tyson!"

"Man, I got nothing...we really got ourselves wasted..." Tyson said as he studied the group who are also trying to remember. He smiled brightly as an idea came up "I know! we have to retrace our steps. Let's start by the strip club!"

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Will these idiots ever find Kai? Find out next time for Part 2!

(A/N): This time I wasn't drunk while writing this Chapter. HUZZAH! But thanks for the Reviews for my first chapter even though it wasn't planned.

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