Chapter 22- A Cartoon century!(the day before my actual B-day)-I finished writing this yesterday-
Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes, it's a duck-blur!
Might solve a mystery
Or rewrite history!
[Chorus]
DuckTales! Woo-oo!
Everyday they're out there making
DuckTales! Woo-oo!
Tales of derring do-bad and good
Luck Tales! Woo-oo!
When it seems they're heading for final curtain,
Good deduction never fails, that's for certain!
The worst of messes
Become successes!
[Chorus]
D-d-d-danger! Watch behind you!
There's a stranger out to find you
What to do, just grab on to some
DuckTales!
[Instrumental bridge]
DuckTales! Woo-oo!
[Chorus]
D-d-d-danger! Watch behind you!
There's a stranger out to find
What to do, just grab on to some
DuckTales! Woo-oo!
[Chorus x2]
A portal opened inside the water tower and sucked Wakko, Dot and I away to another universe.
"Uh! Not more Disney!" Wakko moaned.
"anymore Disney and I'm gonna puke!" Dot cried.
"Hi!" Huey ,Dewey and Louie cried.
"Ahhh!" We screamed.
"Disney roller-coaster" I said, dizzily as I fainted.
XXX
Two hours later….
"Where am I?!" I asked, weakly.
"You're in Duckburg now, sonny" Scrooge McDuck said.
"Do you need our help or what?" Wakko exclaimed.
"We need your help to save Uncle Scrooge's bargain bin from Flintheart Glomgold, the beagle boys and Magica Da Spell" One of boys(either one of them) said.
"Well, thanks for your offer but…." I began.
"We'd rather stick our heads into buckets of glue and receive dental surgery" Dot added.
"So bye!" Wakko said as we rushed outside the mansion.
"But we REALLY need your help" Webby said while doing a cute face to convince us.
"I can't say no to cuteness" Wakko said.
"Er, Wakko remember Dot's rage?" I reminded him.
"Uh-Oh" Wakko cringed.
Dot grew ten feet tall and exploded with anger.
"I'm the only one that's meant to be cute in our show and anywhere else in the cartoon universe!" Dot boomed as she kicked Webby along with April, June and May who, as they were Daisy's nieces, were just there and made them fly off-screen.
"Can we go to the next script now?" Dot demanded.
"Alright, let's see here…we're meant to go to Chip 'n' Dale's world next….Wakko, look at this picture!" I exclaimed.
"What? Where?!" Wakko cried as he looked at the photo.
The photo was of Gadget, the girl mouse from Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers.
Wakko pulled his tongue out like a rope and fainted.
"We're defiantly going there next" I said.
"Hm!" Dot groaned.
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So Wakko, Dot and I travelled to Chip 'n' dale's world.
Gadget was the only one in the tree so we (excluding Dot) jumped into her arms.
"HELLOOOO Mouse Nurse!" We exclaimed.
"Who are you?" Gadget asked.
"He's Yakko, that's Wakko the smoocher and I'm Dot but call me Dottie and you die!" Dot said with a sweet grin.
"Ok…Are you allies of Chip 'n' Dale or random strangers?" Gadget asked.
"Strangers but we got to run, too much Disney in this episode!" Dot cried as she dragged us by the tongue out of the scene into another world.
"Animaniacs will be back after these messages!" Skippy said.
XXX
An Animaniacs Music Video: S.I.M.P. Edition
(Cast:
Dot: Candance
Yakko: as Street promfer 1
Wakko: Street Preformer 2
The Rangers: Background singers
Whole Animaniacs cast: Background Dancers
Dot screams.
"Let's party!" Yakko said.
The music began.
"In Character….NOW!" Wakko cried.
Candace speaking: There are squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: Tell me what's makin' you jump like that!
Background singers: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: Ain't got no chickens, Ain't got no rats...
Background singers: S-I-M-P,
Candace and Background singers: Squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1 and Background Singers: S to the I to the M to the P, Then maybe you can be movin' like me...
Street Performer 2: Step right over and watch me put it down...
Candace speaking: Squirrels! Squirrels!
Background singers: (S to the I to the M to the P)
Street Performer 2: Step right over and watch me put it...
Background singers and Street Performer 2: S to the I to the M to the P!
Street Performer 2: Who you got back home, waterin' your plants?
Background singers: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants!
Street Performer 1: How can I qualify for government grants?
Background singers: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants!
Street Performer 2: Yeah... Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
Background singers: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants!
Street Performer 1: Got an Aunt Florence livin' in France...
Background singers: She can't see the-
Candace: Squirrels in my Pants!
Street Performer 1: Step right over and watch me put it down...
Candace speaking: Squirrels! Squirrels!
Background singers: (S to the I to the M to the P,)
Street Performer 1: Step right over and watch me put it...
Background singers and Street Performer 1: S to the I to the M to the P!
Street Performer 1: If you wanna know how I'm doin' this dance
Background singers: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: There's somethin' in my trousers, you know it ain't ants!
Background singers: S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: Yeah... Proletariat, bourgeoisie!
Background singers: Baby you don't need an academic degree!
Street Performer 1: Everybody's smellin' my potpourri!
Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P!
Street Performer 1: Step right over and watch me put it down...
Candace: Squirrels! Squirrels!
Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P!
Street Performer 1: Step right over and watch me put it...
Background singer, Street Performer 1 and Street Performer 2: Down, down, on the ground... 'Cause you know I got it goin' on!
Background singer: (S...) S to the I to the M to the P!
(I...) S to the I to the M to the P!
(M...) S to the I to the M to the P!
Street Performer 1: If your pockets are empty get a cash advance!
Candace speaking: Squirrels! Squirrels!
Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P!
Background singer: (S...) S to the I to the M to the P!
Street Performer 2: If you're losin' your hair get yourself implants!
Background singer: (I..) S to the I to the M to the P!
Street Performer 2: If you're wrestlin' a bear then you ain't got a chance!
Background singer: (M...)
S to the I to the M to the P!
Street Performer 1: Old Uncle Freddy just rages and rants!
Background singer, Street Performer 1 and Street Performer 2: Ain't about love! Ain't about romance! I got squirrels in my pants!
XXX
"Now for the epic conclusion to Animaniacs!" Skippy said.
…
We arrived in a place called 'Ninjago city' and saw 5 boys; each wearing a different colour for their element.
Jay was blue, Cole was black, Zane had white, Kai had red and Lloyd had green/gold.
With them was a wise old man called Sensei Wu with newly changed brother, Sensei Garmagon along with Kai's sister, Nya who liked both Jay and Cole.
"Hi!" Dot exclaimed.
"Ahhh! Who are you?" Jay cried.
"I'm Yakko" I sang.
"I'm Wakko" Wakko sang.
"And I'm Dot" Dot sang.
"We're very, very zany, drive people insaney so why don't you lie back and try to be a lady?" We sang to the tune of 'first day of school'.
"Sensei, are they part of a prophecy too?" Zane asked.
"Hmm… The scrolls say that they'll encounter one last enemy on their travels from their past and in order to really bring them back to life, you have to get the guy who stopped your career fired" Sensei Wu said.
"You want us poor, innocent kids to get the mean, old man who cancelled our show to get fired while dodging security?" I asked.
"We'll DO IT!" We exclaimed.
"Good luck on your quest and remember: when the time is right and you begin to unlock your true zany potential that will be the start of the quest" Sensei Wu said, wisely.
"Good luck, Warners!" The Ninja exclaimed as we waved back and vanished.
XXX
Then we arrived in the tri-state area and saw Phineas, Ferb, Isabella and Perry with a group of girls onstage.
"Say, mind if we tag along?" Wakko asked.
"No problem, um…" Phineas trailed off.
"Wakko Warner, pleased to be my acquaintance" Wakko said as he shook Phineas' hand.
"I'm Yakko and she's…" I began.
"I'm dot but call me Dottie and you die!" Dot stated.
"Ok, Let's begin!" Isabella said as she blushed at Phineas.
"Hey, Phineas. I think Isabella has a-music starts loudly- crush on you!" Wakko said.
"What?!" Phineas asked.
"I said Isabella has a crush on you!" Wakko cried.
"Sorry, can't hear you. Here's my cue" Phineas said.
Phineas: Ladies and gentlemen, the Ferbettes! I'm Phineas and this is Ferb and we're gonna sing a song!
Bow, chicka, bow-wow!
Candace/Ferbettes: That's what my baby says!
Phineas: Mow-mow-mow!
Candace/Ferbettes: And my heart starts pumping!
Phineas: Chicka-chicka choo wap!
Candace/Ferbettes: Never gonna stop!
All: Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you!
Phineas: My baby's got her own way of talking,
Whenever she says something sweet.
And she knows it's my world she's a-rockin',
Though my vocabulary's incomplete! (guitar)
I know it may sound confusing...
Ferbettes: (Ooh!)
Phineas: Sometimes I wish she'd give it to me straight!
But I never feel like I'm losing,
Candace/Ferbettes: (Losing!)
Phineas: When I take the time to translate!
All: Here's what I'm talkin' 'bout!
Phineas: Bow, chicka, bow-wow!
Ferbettes: That's what my baby says!
Phineas: Mow-mow-mow!
Ferbettes: And my heart starts pumping!
Phineas: (Oh) Chicka-chicka, choo wap!
Ferbettes: Never gonna stop!
All: Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you!
Phineas: Well I don't know what to do!
Candace: (I don't know what to do.)
Phineas: But I think I'm getting through!
Candace: (I think I'm getting through.)
Phineas: 'Cause when I say I love you...
Ferbettes: (When I say I love you!)
Phineas: She says, "I gitchee gitchee goo you, too!"
Candace/Ferbettes: (Gitchee gitchee goo you, too!)
Phineas: Gitchee gitchee goo you, too!
Candace/Ferbettes: (Gitchee gitchee goo you, too!)
Phineas: Don't need a dictionary!
Phineas: Bow, chicka, bow-wow!
Candace/Ferbettes: That's what my baby says!
Phineas: Mow-mow-mow!
Candace/Ferbettes: And my heart starts pumping!
Phineas: Chicka-chicka, choo wap!
Candace/Ferbettes: Never gonna stop!
All: Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you!
Phineas: I said, a-bow, chicka, bow-wow!
Candace/Ferbettes: That's what my baby says!
Phineas: Mow-mow-mow!
Candace/Ferbettes: And my heart starts pumping!
Phineas: Chicka-chicka, choo wap!
Candace/Ferbettes: Never gonna stop!
All: Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you!
Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you!
Gitchee gitchee goo means...
That I love you,
Baby! Baby! Baby!
Ferb: Baby-baby-baby-baby.
All: Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you!
"Phineas, I like you" isabella said.
"I like you too" Phineas said.
Then they kissed.
"Goodnight, Everybody!" I exclaimed.
The end
Ortensia, I shrunk the Bunny Children!
It was a normal summer's day in the wasteland, the Bunny Children and the rangers played Tennis as Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Mickey, Oswald, Ortensia and Gus watched.
One of the Bunnies swung the ball so hard, it flew into Ortensia's house.
-Change point of view to main character-
I ran inside to get the ball with the Bunny children behind me when I noticed a ray machine that looked REAL in the Wasteland world and similar the 'DIP' hose from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
The machine had been made by Oswald for unknown purposes.
It fired, causing me and the bunny children to shrink.
"Come on, Oswald jrs. I can see a staircase from here!" I said as I led them up the stairs.
There was a girl with long blonde hair and blue eyes wearing a Hawaiian grass dress with multi-coloured summer-themed flowers on it along with a flower necklace that was small enough to fit on her head and a boy siting on small doll house-sized chairs while staring at a glowing green orb.
The boy had brown short hair and dark brown eyes wearing an orange, brown, red and golden leaf top with shorts and a leaf hat on his head.
"Who are you?" The boy asked.
"I'm Grace and these are Oswald's Children, all called Oswald JR and the girl-wherever she is- is probably called Ortensia Jr" I replied.
The bunnies nodded.
"I'm Autumn and this is my sister, Summer" The boy said.
"Hi" Summer said.
"So there's another floor?" I asked as the bunnies walked over to a second flight of stairs.
"Don't go up there" Autumn said as his voice changed from friendly to stone-cold.
"Ok…" I said, feeling very confused.
Then a boy wearing icicles and snow-white furry clothing walked in.
His eyes were ice-blue, his hair, surprisingly, were a spikey white colour and was holding a snowflake crystal in his hand.
"This is my distant brother, Winter and any minute now, my half-sister, Spring will appear" Autumn said, glumly.
"Icy!" Summer cried as she flung her arms around Winter.
"3, 2, 1…" Autumn counted.
Spring, a girl with long blonde hair, and cool blue eyes wearing a spring green leaf headdress and a daffodil, cherry blossom and daisy dress with sandals made out of green leaves walked in.
The ground began to shake and we all heard loud footsteps.
"Bunnies?" Ortenisa asked.
The bunnies whimpered but Ortenisa didn't hear them and left the room.
My mum in the form of a hologram stood in front of the second staircase.
"Don't go upstairs! It's a bad place!" My mum screamed.
Then she vanished.
A dark figure in the shadows kidnapped the Bunnies while I had my back turned.
"We're meant be in harmony as the guardians of the seasons!" Summer pleaded.
"We've had enough of you two getting longer time to wield the sceptre and the orb" Spring said.
"Where are the bunnies?!" I exclaimed.
"They're gone" Winter said, sadly.
"We're meant to watch over the Wasteland, toon world and reality weather together but Autumn and Spring are jealous of me and Winter getting more holidays than them" Summer said, sadly.
"Let's fight!" Autumn said as he and Spring fused together and grew taller.
Then Summer and Winter fused together to make 'S'winter' sunshine and snow which clashed with 'Sprutumn' winds.
The Bunnies yowled just as Oswald came into the room but couldn't find them anywhere.
Ortensia and Dot came in respond to his distress call and found the tiny staircase.
They turned small and helped me guide the bunnies out to the 2nd staircase when Oswald had the machine on reverse to magnify them back to their original size.
"Autumn, please don't let your anger consume you!" I cried.
A pink sceptre of toon love with a heart at the top, a golden anvil of kindness and a golden medal of zany appeared in Dot and Ortensia's hands and necks.
"By the power of love, kindness and Zaniness; be healed of all jealousy!" Dot and Ortensia chanted.
"Now, then. All of you watch the orb like good seasons" Dot said.
"Yes, Mam" Autumn and Summer said, automatically as all four of them sat and continued watching the orb.
"What a great day!" I exclaimed after I had grown back to my original size.
"So what happened?" Wakko asked.
"it's a long story.." I began.
The end.
I hope you enjoyed this very long chapter! Today's my actual b-day so let's hope it's as good as the one I imagined in the last chapter! I'll be on a hiatus for this story for a while as I'm not sure how many chapters I'll get to in order to end it. Then again, I'm not sure how One-shots end either.
Well, the rangers will get more screen time next time but don't be expecting the next chapter to come on the 8th September as that's when school starts again(my last year at high school…).
BTW, if you want any more celebrities to get tormented by the warners + rangers, then add it in the reviews! For example: one direction(I'm thinking about doing that but you vote first!)
So read and review or the warners will surprise you when you're sleeping!
Ranger Grace, out!
16 today!;)