Chapter 23- Food and battles!
-Switch back to Grace's point of view-
The time to save the Warners once more has come!
I created the Warner Rangers in order to protect the Warners, the rest of the Animaniacs cast and any other toon that can't fend for themselves from any sort of threat/ danger.
Today will be the last time that happens…
Yakko, Wakko and Dot were getting use to using mobile phones as they'd always had a bug bunny phone in their water tower home which EVERY Animaniacs fan would want to own.
They were scrolling through a of cartoon shows when Wakko spotted something.
"Hey guys! Look at this!" Wakko cried as he pointed at the screen.
It said : CODE LYOKO.
"That says Code Lyee-oko, right?" Yakko asked.
"Well, that's how you pronounce it" Kenny said.
"Ok then. How many of you want to go there?" I asked.
Spot, Tango, Kenny, Max and Zack raised their hand.
"Who doesn't want to go?" Max asked.
Wendy, Katie, Dan, Lavender and Lith raised their hands.
"Well, wait are we waiting for? Let's go!" Dot cried as a blue portal appeared in front of us and we jumped in.
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Just before Kadic Academy came in sight…..
"This will be the last time you go on an adventure with the Warners" a mysterious man's voice said.
"Did you guys hear something?" I asked.
"Nope, Why?" Max asked.
"No reason" I replied.
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Then we arrived outside the gates of Kadic Academy.
"3, 2, 1!" I counted as within seconds, Jim the Gym teacher(PE as we say in the UK) wearing a red sport top, jogging bottoms and trainers with a plaster on his face and a sweatband on his forehead below his spiky brown hair appeared.
He stared at us with brown eyes.
"Who are you? Are you trespassers?" Jim asked.
"No, we'd like to transfer here" I said, confidently before Yakko, Wakko or Dot tried to butt in.
"I'll take you to the Principal's office and we'll see from there" Jim said as he lead the way.
"I wonder how much trouble we can get to here" Wakko said, out loud.
"Just don't mess up our first day, guys. We need to make a good impression" Zack said.
"So you want to attend here at short notice? Your Parents will have to fill out all of the paper work in order to be accepted." Mr Delmas, the old principal with glasses and grey-brown hair wearing a brown suit.
"Ok" Max said, sweetly as we left his office and stood by the vending machine.
"I know just the person to help us fake signatures for a good course.." I began.
Later that day...
We ran into the Lyoko Warriors.
"Who are you and what are they?!" Odd exclaimed while pointing at Yakko, Wakko and Dot.
"I'm Grace, these are my friends, Zack, Max, Spot,Tango and Kenny,. And these three abnormal characters are.." I began but the Warners interrupted.
"I'm Yakko" Yakko said.
"I'm Wakko" Wakko said.
"And I'm Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca the Third but you can call me Dot. Call me 'Dottie' and you die" Dot stated.
"Ok..."Ulrich trailed off.
"I'm Jeremie. The quiet brown haired boy is Ulrich, the Japanese girl is Yumi, Ulrich's crush" Jeremy began.
"HEY!" Ulrich remarked at the comment.
"5 minutes of introduction and you STILL won't admit you like her, I'm disappointed in you, Ulrich" Odd sighed.
"The pink-haired girl is Aelita, my girlfriend and the black haired boy is William. Oh, and the blonde with a purple stripe in the middle who keeps annoying Ulrich is Odd" Jeremie added.
"Can you help us fake signatures so we can enrol at the school?" I asked, quickly to speed up the plot line.
"Ok" Jeremie said.
Then there was a huge alarm as the sky turn dark which Signalled X.A.N.A had returned.
Many hours later...
"All right, we're now enrolling at Kadic Academy! Can we cause chaos now?" The Warners pleaded.
Since it was our second day now, there wasn't really anything at could stop them.
"Ok, then. Knock yourselves out!" I said with a smile as they raced off, graffiti the walls with 'The Warners were here' and bouncing along which scared all of the students off the school grounds.
Jeremie and Aelita were in the Library when his laptop detected an activated tower.
Then he called all of the Lyoko warriors.
"X.A.N.A's attacking? Ok, I'll be right there" Odd said as he happened to be with us.
"We've got to go, do you guys wanna help?" William asked.
"Max, Zack and I will go with you. Spot, Tango and Kenny, keep an idea on the Warners ok?" I asked.
"Ok, we'll watch them" Kenny said, cheerfully.
"Hm!" Spot growled.
So we followed Odd and William to the factory but as Spot, Tango and Kenny watched the Warners; The Warners began to glow a golden aura.
When you reach your true zany potential that's when the quest will begin Sensei Wu's voice said.
"true potential...We're going to find the mean old guy who took our show off air and fire him!" Dot cried as a huge tornado-like portal swept them up when Kenny, Spot and Tango weren't looking and vanished.
"Animaniacs will be back after the break" Skippy said.
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Ally McBeal
As Ally, Max, Zack, Lavender, Dot,Mel -who was forced against his will- and I (as adults) were at the bar as it was my 31st birthday. My boyfriend hadn't appeared and I was about to leave.
"Come on, Ally. Can't you stay for another drink?" Max asked in character as Renee.
"No, thanks. I had a great time but I really need to go" I said.
Then the lights went off.
"What is this? Is this dark?" I asked as music began to play a spotlight fell on me.
"Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you
Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I'll be watching you
" CRDJ said to me.
Then he stepped aside as Yakko -acting as Sting- came on-stage which made the audience cheer very loud.
"O can't you see
You belong to me
How my poor heart aches with every step you take" Yakko sang.
"Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I'll be watching you " CRDJ and Yakko sang together.
The CRDJ went me.
"Happy Birthday, do you wanna dance?" CRDJ asked.
"I don't know, it can make me gassy..." I began.
"Ok" I gave in.
Then we danced.
"Since you've gone I been lost without a trace
I dream at night I can only see your face
I look around but it's you I can't replace
I feel so cold and I long for your embrace
I keep crying baby, baby please " Yakko sang in the back ground.
Then Yakko signalled for CRDJ to rejoin him on stage.
"I'll be watching you" CRDJ sang
"Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake" Yakko repeatedly
"I'll be watching you" CRDJ sang which ended the song.
-end of song skit-
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"Scanner Aelita, Scanner Odd, Scanner William! Virtualization! Scanner Yumi, Scanner Ulrich, Scanner Grace, Scanner Max, scanner Zack, Virtualization!" Jeremie said.
We all ended up in Sector 5 where the Scyphozoa met us with X.A.N.A's Lyoko form as a William-look-alike with X.A.N.A symbol eyes wearing a black and green version of William's outfit with long black hair.
"Your little 'friends' are no longer in this world" X.A.N.A said.
"What do you mean?! Did you take them?" I cried as I happened to be wearing a purple dress with bunny ears like Yakko's but in Lyoko form hold a purple whip with book-like bombs equipped in my hands like Odd's lazer arrows.
"Not I, an ally of mine but an old foe of theirs" X.A.N.A. Stated, mysteriously.
"Don't trust him, Grace! He could be lying!" Jeremie cried from above.
"I speak the truth, bad or not" X.A.N.A. Confirmed.
"Why you..!" Max cried as she charged with her power mallet and mallet smashed him.
X.A.N.A. Lost 50 life points.
"You're gonna pay for that, little lady1" X.A.N.A. Cried as he summoned an army of Krabs, Bloks, Tarantulas, Mantas,Hornets, Megatanks etc which surrounded us.
"This is going to be a long fight" Yumi said.
"Attack!" Ulrich cried as we all charged as Zack got a grey clocking device-like outfit for his disguise abilities to work in Lyoko and changed his arms to Manta wings while the rest of him changed to Ulrich as he used supersprint.
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-Yakko's point of view from now on-
"Oh, where are we?" I asked.
Then I looked around and my eyes widened.
"Sibs,wake up!" I whispered.
"Is it morning already?" Wakko yawned.
"I was about to kiss Mel in my dream and you ruined it!Dot said, crossly.
"Ssh! We want to have the element of surprise. Now do you know where we are now, guys?" I asked, softly.
"This is.." Wakko began.
"The REAL Warner lot" Dot finished.
"And the door in front leads to HIS room" I pointed out.
"But there's loads of guards!" Dot groaned.
"When has that ever stopped us from causing trouble, dear Dot?" I asked.
"Never" dot replied.
"Exactly!" Wakko remarked.
"Er..Guys, can we get the plot rolling please?" the director off-stage from 'Cutie and the beast' said.
"Ok, Ok, Already!" Dot exclaimed.
"Let's see the script...'Let's march through the door as travelling musicians in order to get him fired'" I read.
"Let's go!" Dot cried as we randomly changed our clothes to look like Justin Timberlake (Wakko), Madonna as her younger Mel(Me which was Dot's choice) and raced into the studio.
"We have an appointment with Mr Kellner" Dot said in a professional voice.
"Ok, he'll be with you in a minute. Just take a seat while you wait" hello nurse, who happened to be in the real deal studio, said.
"HELLOOOO Nurse!" Wakko and I cried.
"Strange, I thought I heard the Warner Brothers.." Hello nurse trailed off then she took her head and dismissed it.
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Later...
We went into Mr Kellner's office.
"Hello and what can I do for you?" Jamie Kellner said in a bored tone.
"We'd like to know why you cancelled our favourite childhood show of the 20th century, Animaniacs" Wakko said using his best Justin Timberlake impression.
"Well, I cancelled it because the hidden Innuendos became too inappropriate for children that I just had to cancel it so future generations to come could miss it out on their childhood and have to discover on the virtual system called the internet just to know of their existence" Jamie replied, matter-of-factually.
"Well, guess what? We're your WORST nightmare!" Wakko exclaimed.
"Cue music!" I cried as we dragged Jamie around the room.
"Yakko:
U.N. me, we had a bag of fun Down by the East Riverside! That United Nations there Drives away a fella's care. 183 countries meet Down by the East Riverside, New York, off 42nd Street. Wakko: See foreign states with a grudge Down by the East Riverside. United Nations tries to fix Wars, famine, and oil slicks Boutros Boutros Ghali-gee Down by the East Riverside Leads the General Assembly. Dot: The gift shop will take traveler's checks Down by the East Riverside. German tourists were not rare Buying T-shirts and flatware. Ate pastry from Liberia Down by the East Riverside At the U.N. cafeteria. The Warners: Took a tour with some Dutch Down by the East Riverside We had a guide from Japan Who had a decent pension plan. Saw costly artwork from Brazil Down by the East Riverside On which my soda I did spill. U.N. me, we had a bag of fun Down by the East Riverside Saw flags on shiny poles From lands with lofty goals We'll beat our swords into liverwurst Down by the East Riverside But no one wants to be the first. But then I guess it could be worse Wakko: We could still sing one more verse The Warners: U.N. me!
"Aaaah!" Jamie cried.
"He's going mad, so it's working!" Dot cried.
"Let's make him insaney-er!" Wakko suggested.
"Good idea, Wakko!" I added as another set of music played.
"The horror!" Jamie cried.
"What happened before history Is still a certain mystery From long ago when people weren't around. Before the Prophets and Apostles, There were ancient things called fossils, Which reveal the hidden stories Of the many categories Of creatures that were here before us: Wooly mammoth, brontosaurus, Even a tyrannosaurus rex! The geologic explanation Of the planet Earth's creation Is something quite amazing and complex. Four and one half billion years ago, my friend, In a time we call Precambrian, you see, Some stellar gas was warmed And the planet Earth was formed Alone in space and empty as can be. And then that geologic clock, It started slowly ticking by. A million years just disappears In the twinkling of an eye. Things were slowly shifting, The continents were drifting There were mountain ranges lifting And four billion years went by. Tick-tock, tick-tock, ticka ticka tick-tock, tick-tock... Along then comes the Paleozoic era. (Paleozoic?) Out of nowhere, life just suddenly appears. And soon there's seaweed fish and plants And spiders, insects, ants, In a span about three hundred million years. And then comes next the Mesozoic era (Mesozoic!) With a reptile population starts to grow. That's when the dinosaurs arrived, But none of them survived, The last one died about seventy million years ago. And that geologic clock, It kept on slowly ticking by, Now there's tiny snails and great big whales And birds up in the sky. The planet keeps revolving, And new species keep evolving In a process that's involving Several hundred million years. Tick-tock, tick-tock, ticka ticka tick-tock, tick-tock... We finally passed into the Cenozoic era (Cenozoic?) And the rise of modern creatures now began. With things like horses, goats and camels, It's now the age of mammals Including one new species known as man! (There goes the neighborhood!) He walks upright and brights the night with fire. He builds a cattle fence and then invents the wheel. In just a couple thousand years, He's making tools and spears, Then building cities out of brick and steel. And still that geologic clock, It kept on slowly ticking by, Pretty soon, he's on the moon With spaceships that can fly. Now on Earth, the human race, We've got this whole entire place, We still can't find a parking space! Things keep moving, rearranging, Life evolves and things keep changing! (Car horns honk in rhythm) And in a couple million years from now, You just might get a shock, When your great-great-great-great-grandkids All have ears like Mr. Spock! And you know that it was all because That geologic clock It takes a licking, keeps on ticking, Yes, that dadline cotton-picking, Geologic clock keeps ticking By 1000, two-1000, three-1000, four-1000... (It would take me a million years to just stand that!)" I sang with Wakko and Dot as back up. "We've got one last surprise for you, Evil Keller. Bring them in, boys!" I shouted, eagerly as Ralph brought in 5 familiar boys. "What are we doing here?" The curly haired boy asked. "We were at the concert a minute ago" The blond boy added. "Torture him or we'll force you to split up!" Dot shouted, evilly. "Yes, madam" They whimpered. "And we danced all night the best song ever..." They began to sing which made Jamie crack. "You're the craziest characters alive! I want you dead! Do you hear me? DEAD!" Keller cried as he was taken to a mental institute and joined Justin Bebier there. "Keller, you're FIRED!" His boss shouted down the phone. "We won! We won! We won!" We exclaimed. "Warners, your show Animaniacs will be back on air for good now that Keller's gone" The CEO said. "What about us?" Harry Styles asked. "Get 'em!" Dot cried. "Aaaah!" The boys cried as we chased around the lot while our theme tune played in the background.
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The Warner rangers and Lyoko Warriors defeated X.A.N.A. And Tyrone and came back home to be told the good news.
"We're finally back on air for good this time with new episodes every day!" Dot exclaimed.
"We're going to make every celebrity people hate so crazy, their socks will come off!" Wakko added.
"Where there is belching.." I cried.
"We'll be there!" Wakko and Dot exclaimed.
"Where there is Injustice.."
"We'll be there!"
"And where there is ice cream..."
"We'll be there even quicker!" Wakko added with a chessey smile.
-End of story-
Merry Christmas, Warner fans worldwide!-a series of Christmas skits
The Nut cracker story
It was Dot's birthday and her big brother Yakko had gotten her a nutcracker that looked Similar to Mel Gibson because he remembered how crazy she was about him still after all these years.
"What a handsome nutcracker" Dot said as she drifted to sleep in her bed with the nutcracker beside her.
The nutcracker came to life and fought the King with rat-like features and personality called Jamie.
Yakko and Wakko had been taken Hostage by The King's minions and had been turned to stone by the King's evil magic.
The King retreated and a fairy who appeared to be Hello Nurse gave Dot a special mallet with a picture of her, Wakko and Yakko together inside as a way to return home.
"Find the Zany plum fairy and she'll help you save your brothers" Fairy Hello Nurse said as she vanished.
Nutcracker Mel led Dot through a forest of Disney in order to reach Acme Falls, his home country(sort of).
As they went through the forest, they met a local who looked similar to Oswald the Lucky Rabbit.
"Hi, there Travellers. You'll need a guide to be able to get out these parts alive. The King turned part of the forest into Cannibal animals so certain parts are highly dangerous" The local said.
"I'm Dot and this is.." Dot trailed off.
"Nutcracker" The Nutcracker said, swiftly.
"I'm Oswald, the leader of the Disney rebels. I've got a half-brother who's back at the camp helping out and standing in for me." Oswald said.
"Mick, I have something important to do now. Can you help protect the others while I'm gone?...Ok, bye little bro" Oswald said into his silhouette symbol medallion similar to the hidden mickey but with Oswald's ears instead of Mickey's.
"Let's go" The Nutcracker said.
They trekked for many miles until finally, they reached their destination.
They sneaked into the castle and found some of the victims that had been turned to stone.
Dot and the Nutcracker get separated with Dot being in the throne room and the Nutcracker down in the street with the mime.
"Well, well. The girl has come to save everyone with only a hammer, how humorous(!)" The King said.
"It's a Mallet and You frozen my friends and family!" Dot shouted as she smashed the king.
Th king shrunk and vanished which caused the Nutcracker and all of the victims to turn back to normal.
Dot went down to the town part of Acme Fall and hugged her brothers.
Just then, a handsome stranger walked towards her through the parted crowd.
"Hi, Dot" he said.
"Mel? Is that you? Are YOU the nutcracker?" Dot asked.
"Yes" He replied.
Then they hugged.
"You can stay here with me if you want?" Prince Mel asked.
"I..." Dot began but the king while riding bat-mouse Pinky stole Dot's mallet and opened it which caused Dot to slowly fade away.
"Dot! Don't go!" Mel cried.
"Mel!" Dot cried as she vanished.
Dot woke up not too long afterward and began to search for her nutcracker.
The water tower doorbell rings and she answers the door.
"Wakko, Yakko! Come look!" She shouted.
They rushed beside her in a matter of seconds.
There at the door was Mel Gibson!
"Hi, there Dot. Can I come in?" Mel asked.
"Yes!" She cried as they kissed.
"Goodnight, everybody!" Yakko cried.
"And Merry Christmas!" Wakko added with a wave.
End of Skit
Noel
"It was the month before Christmas and all was well, everyone was rushing to get to the sell except Grace who had no moment to slip for if that happened her grades would tip.
Preasure increases as the weeks fly by, before Christmas come the exams fly high. Revision at every corner, no time to desire, no matter what happens the Warners are here! Wakko planted a special mallet into her mind to let her still have a good time and as the time for christmas drew near, We warners stay and casted out the fear.
So here's the moral of this sniplets of truth tale: revise well and still have fun no matter what whale tries to devour you!" Yakko said.
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"Hey Grace, Do you know what you want for Christmas?" Wakko asked.
"Yeah, I'm writing a letter too" I said.
"I want to have a bunch of make-up, I'm going to ask Santa to give me Mel for Christmas. Growl!" Dot exclaimed.
"Mwah! Goodnight, Everybody!" Yakko exclaimed
"I'm writing a letter to Santa, to tell him what I want for Christmas" Wakko said.
"That's not how you spell Santa, Wakko"Yakko said.
"So how do you spell it?" Wakko asked.
Yakko: To spell Santa's name is easy to do. You write S-A-N-T and another "A", too. But no "L", no "L", Santa's name has no "L". And he won't be too pleased if you don't learn to spell. Wakko: Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch water from the well, But when neither one could find it, Jill started to yell... Dot: No well, no well, can't believe there's no well! We walked all the way here and I'm mad can't you tell! Yakko: Captain Ahab took his crew his harpoon and set sail And he called out to ships... Captain Ahab: Have you seen the white whale?! Sailors: No whale, no whale, no, we ain't seen no whale! Sailor #1: Saw a couple of dolphins... Sailor #2: And a big yellow tail! The Warners: If you've listened to this tune, then you probably can tell That you've heard it before. It's a song you know well. Know well, know well, it's a song you know well, And we've ruined it completely, so we all say, "Oh, well." Oh, well, oh, well, we'll just say fare thee well! Merry Christmas to you and a joyous Noel!
"Our time is up now but we can add one last song to make this extra special chapter memorable!" Yakko said.
"That guy was right.." I mumbled to myself.
"You will see the Warners again, have no doubt that this won't be the last you've seen of them" The Mysterious voice said.
"Who's there? Are you a clown?!" Wakko exclaimed.
"Let's sing!" Dot cried.
"We're so sad we've no more time together Just to drop an anvil on your head And stuff your pockets full of dynamite Then tie you to a rhino's head! " we sang.
"Well, That's our show" Yakko said.
"Hope you had as much fun as we had" Dot said.
"We're touched so you be touched!" Wakko added.
"Goodnight, everybody!" Yakko exclaimed.
The END Post-show credits:
"say Yakko, How long were you guys in the water tower?" I asked.
"16 years" Yakko replied.
"Would you like to create a chat show with me?" I asked.
"Yes" Yakko replied, immediately.
"Can we be on it?" Dot and Wakko asked.
"And us?" Ralph and Hello nurse asked.
"What about me and aunt Slappy?" Skippy asked.
"And me?" Katie kaboom, Minvera Mink, Scratchnsniff and Mr Plotz asked.
"What about us?" Pesto asked with Bobby and Squit beside him.
"Yes, you can!" I exclaimed. Then the Rangers appeared and made pleading puppy dog faces at me. "Cut!" I cried. Dipper and Mabel smiled with a secret wink
-End-
The Animaniacs will Return
This is the christmas edition I've managed to complete, so hope you all ennjoyed it! I've been so busy working on Magical Disney and School that I almost didn't finish this at all! Well, I MIGHT write more random chapters for this but that depends on how much free time I get next year which won't be a lot as I prepare for my REAL GCSE exams.
So Hope you enjoyed this chapter, add any suggestion topics for the chat show in the reviews ok? I need all the help I can get to keep the Warners alive!
Read and review or The Warners will appear at everyone in the whole world's houses and celebrate Christmas with you! Merry Christmas to all of you Warner Fans and Ranger out there! 6 days till Chistmas!
Range Grace out!;)