Urg, sorry guys. Schools been killing me lately (geometry: Please go die in a spiky pit somewhere). Anywhosies, I haven't had time to write much. Also no character description. For realsies this time (I've still got Pre-AP Geography notes to do...). On the bright side: New chapters for both my stories tonight. I won't keep you any further; so let me just say sorry for the delay. This chapter and the next will be lighter to balance out the last ones.


"Erm, sorry?"

"Don't be, you didn't know. There are still some good ones in here though."

Delilah and Peepers sat down on the couch and Delilah began to play. All the while Peepers silently took note of anything important about Wander-it might come in handy later. After a few videos he seemed to notice a pattern with Wander and Troy.

"Seems like there was magic between those two." Peepers muttered as they watched Troy sweep Lucas off his feet and pull him into a tight embrace.

Delilah smiled. "Yeah, it was magic alright. black magic. Seriously, these guys acted like they were love drugged every time they were together. They made Romeo and Juliet look like an loveless romance half the time in comparison."

"So, what happened to him?"

Delilah went silent at this question. She opened her mouth to speak when suddenly:

"Hey, guys; we're home~!" Wander's voice called as the front door swung open to reveal Mary Ann supporting Wander with her body.

Wander was covered with cuts, bruises, and tiny lacerations from head to toe; along with a far away look.

"Jebus! What happened to you!?" Delilah demanded.

"Well, you see, there was this AMAZING battle and I-being so amazing-decided to-WOAH!" Wander yelped as Mary Ann finally let go of Wander causing him to tumble to the floor.

"Delilah looked up at Mary. "Finbar measuring contest with Brad I presume."

Mary Ann sighed. "Idiots got drunk and decided to see who could take down a cobra bear faster."

"WI wown!" Wander mumbled through carpet. "Awnd Iwm wot dwunk!" He added.

"Then tell me why you can't support yourself right now." Delilah replied.

"...thwe fwoor wanthed wa hwug..."

"You're an imbecile." Mary retorted.

"Owh fwoor! Wour thwe onwy owne who wunwersthanths mwe!" Wander called to the floor hugging it tightly.

"Should we be worried about him?" Peepers asked cautiously.

Delilah looked at Peepers, then back at Wander.

"Wander; what 7 times 3?"

Wander giggled, still on the floor. "thwe fwoor tawsth wike-hic-bwue."

"He's fine." Mary Ann and Delilah stated matter-of-factly.

"Welp, I've had about enough of this." Mary Ann said. "I'm going to bed. Night guys!"

"Night Mary." Delilah replied.

"I take it you aren't going to bed." Peepers turned to Delilah.

"What; and miss this show?"

And so that's how a purple mesodnian and a cycloptic commander spent their night side-by-side watching a drunk ginger stumble and make random comments throughout the night. Unfortunately, things got a bit weird from here...


Night guys! It's been fun!