Disclaimer:Oh...right, right, I don't own Beyblade. I write for the shit and giggles.

Please enjoy the finale of this insane story inspired by a movie (forgot the title again)

Tala chuckles darkly and presented clothes that belonged to a Shinto priest "We just found this hanging to dry in someone's laundry area. Now which one of you will be the priest?"

"you,"

Hilary said flatly. Tala stares confusely at the brown haired woman. Surely, she's still angry at him for being part of, as she called them earlier 'Idiot groomsmen who lost the groom'

"it's your plan, you get to do it" Hilary made it sound more like an order.

Tala argues "you can't be serious. I don't know jack shit about japanese weddings." Now it was Hilary doing the dark chuckling at the poor and naive Russian. She has an effective plan to save her hubby-to-be "Exactly! which is why you are perfect for distraction while Tyson and Ray save Kai." With no other way to counter that argument or think of other plots, Tala can't argue with her to get out of this. She did threatened earlier that she'd rip off his balls so he doesn't have a choice.

Shinto shrine main entrance

PLAN A. The poor guards didn't know what hit them when Tyson and Ray shove a pair of deadly smelly sock to their noses. They hid the bodies, took off their clothes and wore them in order to blend in. They frantically look every room where the groom was held, turns out he was already at the altar with the brides' father and his soon to be wife. The only way to communicate to each other discreetly was thru texting.

Tyson: Tala, Kai's been held at the altar this whole time. DO SOMETHING!

Plan A didn't work, time for Plan B. Tala makes his cue as he enters the main shrine where the ceremonial wedding is being held by the Yakuza, it's really not that hard to find as he thought, he just look for a group wearing black suits and that's the venue where he can think of a way to distract these local mafias.

The room fell silent as Tala enters.

'Okay, I just need to distract them' he spots Kai wearing a tuxedo, his mouth was strapped shut and he was tied by a rope. Kai recognizes Tala and was relieved to see a familiar face 'oh great! Tala is here.' Tala winks at him. Kai realized, whatever the redheaded Russian was thinking, it won't end well 'oh great, Tala is here.' Kai sarcastically said to himself.

Tala clears his throat and says in a loud voice "We are gathered here today to the union of these two." The mafia boss was baffled on how the ceremony started "I thought my daughter wanted a traditional japanese wedding" He asks his right hand man. Tala continues talking and reciting prayers but in a Russian language because he was once an altar boy in a Russian Orthodox religion before being recruited in the abbey. Even the bride was confused and thought this was probably her father's idea, the priest was talking strange gibberish language and drank the holy rice wine that was supposed to be meant for them to signify their union.

Everyone (with the exception of Kai) was so confused to why this strange and mysterious handsome foreign looking priest, was doing. After Tala chugs down the wine, he continues "If any of you has reasons why these two should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace"

That's when Brian and Spencer burst from the main entrance with a motorcycle. This was Plan B, create a long distraction, bust out a motorcycle, and grab Kai. An easy plan but...

They didn't expect a blockade of guards easily tackled their motorcycle and the two get beaten in the process. Tala sweat drops 'Guess its Plan C then.' He took Kai while the bride wasn't looking. "Don't you worry about a thing Kai! Everything is all part of the plan."

"MMmmmmmPPPhhh!"

"What is it Kai? I can't hear you with that tape on your mouth" In a swift move he took off the tape. Kai could feel the stinging pain "arrghhh! that hurts!"

"He took my husband!"

The angry father then orders his men "Seize that handsome priest!"

"Do you even know where were going?" Kai asked,

"Uhhh.. yeah, of course I do"

Kai didn't believe him "that's not very reassuring"

"well you're not helping!"

"Untie me first!"

Tala stops, it was fine, they were ahead of the mafia and was almost at the exit "Fine. You are freaking heavy you know that?" But out of nowhere, something leap up from the sky and fell towards them. It was the Mafia Princess in all her bridezilla savagery "How dare you ruined my special day! I will have my daddy take care of you. If you know what I mean." Hilary and the rest was on the scene, "Not so fast!" Hilary cried "that moron and his band of merry idiots ruined my wedding day. It's ME who gets to kill them first!"

Tala laughs nervously, "hehehe... she's joking right?... Kai calm her down" but all Kai did was glaring at him with his trademark death glare.

In the aftermath, Kai was turned into a human tug of war. The father and daughter both clinging on to Kai while his friends did the same on his legs. Even Tyson commented between grunts about the yakuza's daughter has crazy monster strength.

"There's no way you are taking my son in-law!"

his daughter cheered him on "That's right daddy! you tell em'"

"He's worth billions! There's nothing you could do to take him away from being my daughters' wealthy husband"

Then Kai spoke up "My family disowns me."

The room went silent for a second. Kai finally got himself loose from the Yakuza's daughter and continues "I revoked my right as heir to the Hiwatari Zaibatsu" he turns to Hilary "just so I can marry her."

The mob boss came to a dark realization where his daughter almost married a penniless man "Oh my god, you're broke."

"Kai..." Hilary whispered, she was so touched by his words. She knew Kai sacrificed his vast inheritance just so he can be with her despite being threatened by his own father. The two of them shared a loving look for a few moments before their view was blocked by an angry bride. "Wait! hold up... what about the night before? your confession?"

"He's doesn't have a bank account worth billions" the mob boss continues rambling to how Kai is poor.

"oh, that..." This was the only best answer Kai could come up "I was really drunk and you looked almost like my fiance'. It was also dark so I can't tell the difference" he didn't have the heart to tell her the big difference between Hilary and the yakuza princess was that big mole on her chin and her huge busty chest. Secretly he didn't want to tell Hilary he has a fantasy of his fiance' having large breast.

Somehow this left her offended, "EEEeeexxxcuuuuseee me!? I am far prettier than her! and I'm also..." she leans closer to Kai "really good in bed." This was something her father did not want to hear, in a shocked voice he felt like chastising his vulgar child "Daughter! that is not a kind of thing a lady should talk!"

"I don't care! the wedding is off!" she screamed and storms off the shrine.

The Yakuza's right hand man analyzes the situation "So, let me get this straight. You had a wild night at a party, got lost, mistaken our princess as your fiance'. Then your friends barges in to 'save' you. Is that correct?"

Kai nods

"I think were done here. It's a good thing you two actually didn't get married. Why didn't you told us you were flat broke?"

"You guys closed my mouth with a tape"

"whooops... my bad"

The mob boss finally steps in, "I think I have enough drama for today. Men, take care of them" he said in a serious tone.

All yakuza members pull out their weapons. Tyson and the gang gulped hard.

"No, no, no!... I didn't mean killing them. I meant literally take care of them. Have them kick out of my sight"

In the end, at the wedding.

The REAL wedding, finally happens...

Bride and groom stood face to face to each other, "Hey" she smiled nervously.

"Hey to you too"

They looked eye-to-eye, she blushed when he added "You look beautiful." She couldn't answer so she gave him a smile. He felt like they were the only two people in the world. Hilary was caught off-guard when Kai leaned over, giving her an unscripted kiss on the lips. They couldn't hear the father of the bride utter "Oi! knock it off Hiwatari, the priest haven't said it yet" while their friends exchanged small laughs. To all the trouble they've caused, they don't want to ruin their moment.

This was their wedding, Kai didn't care about the traditional rules and also, more importantly, after all the crazy events that had happen during his Bachelors' party and nearly married another woman, Kai wants to reassure Hilary that he belongs to her. The priest cleared his throat to snap them back to reality, Kai and Hilary exchanged a private laugh after breaking their kiss. The priest merely shook his head, Tyson leaned in to the priest, giving him a friendly piece of advice "Sorry, you know how young couples are. Plus, the groom is a bit of a rebel."

After the wedding ended...

Hilary whispers to her husband "Kai, I hope this will be the last time you go out binge drinking with the guys. You do stupid things when you're drunk"

In total agreement with his wife, Kai nodded "Yeah, I promise I won't let that happen ever again"

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Fast Forward to 12 years later!

Kai and Tyson got really drunk and as a way to turn on his wife, Tysons' idea was for Kai to send dick pics. The night ended with the two getting involved again with a friendly Yakuza, sang a Doreamon song with said Yakuza, and Kai getting a phoenix tattoo on his back.

Hilary face palmed, "you have got to be kidding me."

(A/N) Hello everyone and this is FINALLY the end of this story that you've been waiting. It took long coz I was looking at videos on how traditional Japanese weddings work but I scrapped all that since I'm writing TALA doing these. (Majority requested Tala to do it and it's a wonderful outcome in this story)

I got busy training some newly hired employees and let me tell you how mentally exhausting those weeks where I had trouble writing this story, BUT FEAR NOT! I WON"T ABANDON MY STORIES! you just have to have patience ;)

Gonna post on some short drabble on "The Hiwataris" *wink* and then finish "Tyson Babysits"