Hi guys; guess who's actually on time today. And with a new McCracken High character, WHHHAAAAA-? Anywhosies, I couldn't think if a way smoothly transition back into heavy stuff soooo...he's one more fluffy chapter. Speaking of fluffy...

Onto the story!

*The next morning*

Rays of sunlight poked through a pair of dark blue drapes; hitting a certain eyeball with a face full of warm brightness. Peepers slowly opened his eye and stretched.

"At least I got decent sized bed out of this. And this pillow is really-"

Peeper's eye drifted upward to meet wander's sleeping face; then traced back down to his own hands wrapped around Wander's torso. Being a man of decent sense, Peepers did the only thing he thought would be logical after finding himself inadvertently spooning his enemy.

"AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Peepers hands quickly retracted as a pair of bright blue-if incredibly bloodshot-eyes snapped open at the scream

"Peepers." Wander groggily murmed. "Are you dying?"

"N-no." Peepers scooted farther away.

"Lovely. For you anyway." Wander voice was laced with venom even in the early morning. "Well now that we've confirmed that would you kindly SHUT YOUR NOISE TUBE! THIS HANGOVER HURTS LIKE HELL!" Wander snatched up the bedsheets and turned over. "And close the drapes." He added wearily.

Peepers thought abot all he had been through last night, and about how he was just just screamed at for feaaring his own spooning. And the little fact that he was forced to do this for gob knows how long before making a stupid, irrational, and potentially fatal decision. He gave the closest thing to an evil smirk as a man with no visible mouth could and walked over to the drapes, pulling them wide open. He then walked over to Wander, grabbed the sheets and made a mad dash for the door.

"Consider this payback you bipolar, plasma laser-shooting freak!" Peepers shouted.

Peepers made his way down the, but slowed as he began to ponder the consequences of angering a man who-from what he could tell-had anger issues, mental unstability, and could conjure plasma beams from thin air. And was smarter than Lord Hater; that too.

"Maybe this wasn't such the best idea..." Peepers thought out loud.

"Ya think?" Came a voice from in front of him.

Peepers raised his head to see Wander peering down at him; eyes set to incinerate.

"Wha-but how did-who-how did you-" Peepers then remembered all the pyschic-breaking thing Wander had done before and thought it best not to question his apparent teleportation.

He dropped the sheets and stood his ground; trying not to look frightened by a furry spoon (and finding it difficult). Wander reached over to the coffee table, grabbed a pen and pad, and angrily scribbled down something. When he was finished he handed the note to Peepers.

"And what-pray tell-is this?" Peepers cockily (and stupidly in retrospect) demanded.

"My regular at the coffee shop down the street. Here's a fiver." He handed the commander a 5 dollar bill, "When I wake back up it's going to be on the kitchen table along with an apology for waking up a hungover mesodonian."

Wander dragged Peepers over to the table for enphasis, unsheathed a kitchen knife from a wooden holder, and in one fluid motion brought it down on the table; creating a swaying motion not unlike a metronome. If that metronome was made of 8 inches of steel, was finally sharpened, and could be used to stab an unwanted ali.

"SAVVY!?"

Peepers gulped nervously as the angry mesodonian got in his face. "For a hungover man, he's sure cold and sharp...kinda like that knife..." Peepers thought. "S-savvy." He stuttered uot.

Wander smiled broadly, "Good! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to sleep away this headache of mine!"

He picked up the sheets and retreated the back of the house. The eyeball sighed as he looked over the order, before jumping at a slight tap on the shoulder.

"You're kind of like a cat, ya know that? All scared and jumpy one minute, then all cuddly, then angry and defensive, and then jumpy again! Seriously, I just don't know what to make of you!" Delilah laughed as Peepers turned to her with a glare.

"That wasn't-Hey! Who said anything about cuddly!?"

Delilah smirked and held up a photo of Peepers contently nuzzled into Wander chest while Wander's arms were laced around Peepers body. "I never miss a blackmail oppertunity!" Delilah smiled cheerfully. "I mean, look at how much you're enjoying his warm body! This one's going in the scrapbook!"

"EW! HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH THINGS! I WAS FORCED INTO THAT BY A-um-A FORCEFUL DRUNK WANDER!"

"Luke fell asleep as soon as he hit the matress. And from the looks of it you don't exactly hate it..." Delilah's smirk grew. "HAHAHA: Oh, I can see the wedding now!"

"THERE WILL BE NO WEDDING!"

"Lucas and Peepers sittin' in a tree: K-I-S-S-I-N-G~!" She sang out.

Peepers face turned red as he tried to stutter out a retort through the angry mutters.

"I-YOU-GRAHHHH! I DON"T HAVE TIME FOR THESE FALSE ACCUSATIONS! I HAVE STUFF TO DO!"

"Does that stuff have to do with getting a coffee for your little snuggle-buddy?"

"AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGG!" A red-faced Peepers slammed the door shut, still huffing and puffing away.

A pink mesodian with wild brown hair walked into the living room and yawned, "Geez, what's his problem?"

"I don't know. I guess he's just not a morning person..." Delilah onnocently stated.

"...You blackmailed him didn't you." Mary-Ann facepalmed.

A large smile found it's wa onto Delilah's face, "Big time."

"ALL OF YOU SHUT IT BEFORE I BURN THIS HOUSE TO GROUND WITH EVERYONE INSIDE!" Wander threatened from his room.

"Love you too Lukie!" The girls replied in unision.

Delilah smiled. "Today is gonna be a good day." She sighed earnestly. The sounds of Peepers screaming, blasters going off and people's screms could be heard in the distance. "Yep. A great day!"

Hey Guys! The chapter's on time for once! Yay me! New character for McCracken High:

Felicia Debbons (Fluttershy): Fluttershy is small, timid creature filled with social anxiety, stage fright, fear of many things, and a heart of gold. She loves all animals (excluding big dogs; for which she has a fear), her friends, and her boyfriend, Discord. She also has a touch of bipolar disorder, can be inadvertently manipulative (especially with animals and Discord) and can be incredibly scary when she puts her foot down. Vegetarian that bites back!

Bye folks!