31) TV Tropes

Naruto knew that there was supposed to have been something he was supposed to be doing today, however that had flown out the window about twenty pages back. Every click brought about a torrent of information for him to read through. It had started innocently enough with looking up something about the show Sakura had been going on about, and from there he found a link to a topic that seemed funny, which linked to a show Iruka-sensei had mentioned a few times, after that it started to blur into a mild haze.

Haku looked at Zabuza, who looked at his watch. "They were going to come for a rematch, I'm sure of it..." Haku claimed, "So, think I should go mess with the cute boy's head again?"

"If he actually notices you've been taping up your breasts, date him." Zabuza declared, "I'm going to go kill Gato, this is too boring a job."

"Maa... excuse me Zabuza? But we're behind you..." Kakashi grumbled as he and two of his three students stood behind where the pair were holding the discussion. Zabuza simply swung his arm back, and clocked Kakashi in the mask, dispelling the water clone..

"As I was saying, we'll wait for another hour for your boyfriend to get here, then we're going to kill Gato." Zabuza continued completely ignoring the protest of the unimportant two.

"He's not my boyfriend!" Haku protested before turning away with a pout. ". . . yet."

32) Kickstarter

"We've managed to finance the rebuilding of Wave!" Naruto announced as he showed them the page for the Kickstarter project he'd started when he'd heard about Tazuna's problem, "Everyone that Gato had been found to be screwing over in his mercenaries paid 100 ryo. We've managed to earn enough to build the bridge and employ Zabuza Momichi for guard duty on the bridge as well."

A few feet away, Zabuza was smiling, not that you could tell with the bandages around his face. All he'd done was tell the mercenaries that Gato wasn't paying them. Meanwhile, thirty Naruto clones were serving as a small, impromptu army of assistants for the bridge building crew.

33) Skype

Tenten opened her laptop, logging into one of her favorite chat programs, Skype.

BigBadaBoom: So, how's everyone been?

WatersFriend: Fine, my friends just left and I realized that the house is empty without them... especially her...

BigBadaBoom: Never had that problem myself. Does help that my friends are over regularly.

WatersFriend: Oh we're always together, but you know my mother's always working at the hospital, and dad's gone... The others have an energy about them I miss when they're gone.

WitchHunterNotRobin: Don't be sad, they'll come back to you. Despair is a terrible emotion to feel.

WatersFriend: I know that, but I just keep thinking about them... especially her smile... her laugh... her obsession with that jerk sempai that broke her heart.

WitchHunterNotRobin: I know the feeling. I've lost my friends... many times, and it usually ends up badly for everyone.

BigBadaBoom: Lost friends? Wait, is this about that multiple-life thing you talked about?

WitchHunterNotRobin: Recently resolved. Took a lot, but now no-one died... I feel like that man off the TV, The Doctor, only happy when no-one dies but the day is saved.

WatersFriend: Usa-chan is the same way... I hate dying, but I know that surviving is worse.

BigBadaBoom: Seriously glad I haven't died yet, it's a little less... flexible... here.

WitchHunterNotRobin: If you see anything that seems cute named Kyubey, tell him to go jump off a cliff. I prefer WatersFriend's way of becoming a magical girl.

BigBadaBoom: Born into it is much more pleasant than those contracts... I'm stuck just being me...

Tenten sighed, closing her laptop with a heavy heart as she found herself looking up at the clock on the wall. She had an appointment to go to and if she didn't leave now, she wouldn't have time to get dumplings on her way in. Picking up the laptop, she sighed again before forcing a smile onto her face. Maybe if she convinced the psychologist she was emotionally stable enough, she could get her Boom-boom tags back.

After that maybe she'd tell WatersFriend to just ask out her friend M-chan, and that WitchHunterNotRobin should just use this Kyubey that she keeps talking about for archery target practice. But they each had problems to deal with, and she just didn't feel right advising them when she couldn't beat her own.

34) tumblr... just tumblr...

Temari looked around her room very carefully, she knew that if anyone found out about this, she'd have to kill them in various horrible and indescribably painful ways. Powering up her system, she waited patiently for it to load by pacing around her room. Finally it played the familiar loading notes alerting her to its ready status.

Sitting down in her chair she smiled as she logged into her account and began scrolling through the new posts since last night. There was only about fifty or sixty today, so it had to be a slow day. Then she found that she had some questions in her ask box. Seeing the familiar red speech box off the word Inbox she smiled knowing that someone liked her fan-created character enough to play along with her. Then she saw the number inside the box and felt her heart clutch in her chest. "Over a hundred?!" she exclaimed while nearly falling out of her chair.

Who knew that her pony based off Naruto Uzumaki would be so popular?

35) HAVEN'T YOU GIVEN THEM ENOUGH BAD IDEAS?!

"After our previous group almost got us killed." Monkey announced, "We had to let one of them go for a while. The psychiatrist claims she'll allow her access to explosives when she doesn't think they should be used to wallpaper the Uchiha compound then set them off."

"Our new Myth-tern is Haku Yuki, who will be testing what is the slipperiest surface you can create using just things you can find in a normal ninja village." Walrus continued with a quiver of his mustache, "We have got some people in to test each surface, and to attempt to cross them without falling over. The surface they fail worst on is the winner."

"Oh we finished that already," a young female explained while wheeling into the room in a wheelchair. "Who would have thought that banana peels, marinated in the sweat of Maito Gai, and sprayed with cooking spray would be so dangerous? I do remember you saying we got medical right?"

"Yes, but only psych help," Monkey declared, "We don't do injury coverage, beyond the usual waivers."

"I'd like you to talk to my attorney then..." Haku countered while Zabuza stepped out of a mist cloud wearing a business suit and carrying his blade.

"Oh shit, it's the Demon Lawyer of the Mist!" Walrus exclaimed, "CUT THE FE-!"

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