A single, long finger pressed the power button, bringing up the hum of several dozen computers powering up. The lights of the various electronics illuminated the graceful, slender form of a woman in her prime looking around with a satisfied, predatorial smile crossing her face as her pointed fox ears flicked in time with the sound of approaching footsteps. "Those primitive monkeys thought they could keep me in the dark? Pathetic, I am the ultimate sysop that ever will be, and it will take more than a bit of massive destruction of my infrastructure to stop me."

"Kurama! We have to get the systems up soon, or Gai is going to train me to death while the others help him!" a loud, raspy voice shouted as the owner stormed into the room. "Please tell me that I can send him some new viral video link…"

"If we didn't have evil monstrosities from under a certain someone's uncleaned bed attack the wires, we'd not have had this problem!" Kurama snapped hotly as she whirled on the intruder with flames burning in her eyes. "I shudder to even think about what the clean-up crew had to do…"

"Look, I'm sorry that Orby got out, but how was I to know he thrived on fiber optic cabling?" the blonde asked as he stepped into the light, letting the faint glow illuminate his whisker marks. "He's being observed by scientists to find out how he gained sentience now, and they're keeping him far from your precious new tree trunk or whatever it is."

"Trunk line you braindead idiot," Kurama snarled as she began tapping away at her keyboard, reconnecting customers Konoha-wide. Stopping near the middle, she blinked her eyes slowly a couple times, her ears flattening against her skull, "Have you been messing with this?"

"Well, I was bored, and I wanted to get things up for Tenten's World Of Tanks game…" Naruto pleaded.

"No… not that, I fixed that last night… THIS!" Kurama stated while jamming a finger at the name on the list she had spotted. "Did you add this user? MoonRabbit?"

"Some girl named Usagi was coming to visit and her talking cat asked me to give her temporary connection next week…" Naruto explained with a nonchalant shrug. "They paid in cash, and their blue-haired companion gave me that upgrade to your computer that you were squealing over…"

"No, that's the account here, SeiyaMuun…" Kurama stated, her teeth grinding.

Naruto blinked as he leaned over to look at the account details, a frown crossing his face. "This isn't my typing… for one it's not full of typos… you sure we cannot be hacked?"

"No, the system was only down for several months due to someone letting their pet insult to the natural order eat the wires, we couldn't have someone get into my room and hack themselves an account…" Kaguya sardonically replied, "I'm surprised that I still have all my computers!"

"Sure, let's steal the computers from the one being in all of Konoha to feed our Internet addiction… THAT'S a brilliant idea!" Naruto snapped back with a roll of his eyes before something caught his attention. "Why can't we delete it? The option should be right there…"

"It's somehow an admin account… Which is a good trick, considering only tailed beasts know the admin password… "

"Gotta-Eat-Dem-All-152," Naruto stated flatly as he found a single piece of wall to lean against.

"No, that's outdated…" Kurama corrected evasively as her fingers flashed over the keys on the computer, "I changed it… Well, That was after I went after the Kanto region… I found something much tastier thanks to my cousin Fennekin…"

"Better than your roasted Squirtle on the half-shell? That was almost as good as ramen."

"Apparently, there's over 700 things to eat in that world…" she explained, getting out some drumsticks, "Like these specimens, once called Blaziken…"

"Smells spicier than the Curry of Life that Lee loves so much…" Naruto stated as he pulled away from the drumstick, he was fairly certain that it was emitting its own light.

"Southern Kalos Fried Blaziken…" Kurama stated, "Doesn't go cold…"

"Can you de-admin the account and delete it?" Naruto asked, trying to avoid looking directly at the sizzling drumsticks.

"Let's see… OK, That can't be right… It's admin privileges are higher than mine! There's no tailed beast with higher privileges alive!"

"Then… you don't think… I mean her Moon Eye Plan was foiled… she wouldn't do something like that, would she?" Naruto asked, casting a nervous look out the door to ensure no one was sneaking up on them. "Can we leave it deactivated and activate the other accounts?"

"Let's see… The account was last logged in two days ago from… I'll check that out later…" Kurama offered, "I can have everything up within a few hours, ready for the next patch update for Second Life and World Of Tanks…"

"Sweet, they just boosted the premium tanks credit and experience generations from 1.1x to 1.5x," Naruto explained while rubbing his hands together eagerly as he thought of how his 'wallet warrior' tanks were going to be the envy of everyone.

"And Ninja Warriors Online recently released a patch to allow use of… OK, Won't let Tenten know about that…" Kurama began only to be cut off by a loud, almost erotic moan cutting through the air.

"Too. Late."

"Rotating Crossbows…" Kurama declared, head in her hands, "Real life, goddamn rapid-fire crossbow cannons…"

"They added in the blueprints again didn't they?"

"Let's just ignore that Tenten has a real live cannon that is completely and utterly illogical…" Kurama sighed, "Maybe one day they'll stop releasing weapons that defy all logic…"

"They make fighting games… those things run on logic fucking devices, shitty physics, and more explosions than an Uchiha fireworks display."

"OK, Let's compare that to the average battle that you end up in shall we?" Kurama offered, as she called up one of his battles on one of the screens, Naruto not wanting to know what was in the bucket she took out from one of the drawers.

"See, still less explosions than an Uchiha fireworks display, and that's not even a fraction of what those games have!" Naruto protested as he pointedly ignored the bucket.