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New World
"Naruto," Minato began glancing sideways at Kushina again, both sharing the same guilty apologetic look. "Your mother and I...we believe it is...unhealthy for you to be with Hinata. This was the second time you've almost died because of her, the last being when you all but gave yourself to the Nine-tails."
"What, I get hurt fighting a Tailed Beast and you guys suddenly don't support my relationship with Hinata?" Naruto questioned not believing what they were saying.
"It's not that," Kushina said raising her hands defensively. "It's just...we're worried that you being with Hinata will...well...end poorly. We think you should turn your attention to a more...capable companion. Like Fu."
"Excuse me?" Naruto spat. "You think I should just dump Hinata and date Fu instead?"
He was glad that he had control over Kurama because he was sure he would be at four tails already.
"I'm not leaving Hinata!" Naruto spat. "You two have done nothing but support our relationship the entire time we've been together and even before then! I don't what the Hell is wrong with you two but I'm not going to stand here and listen to you badmouth Hinata for not being able to beat something that even both of you together couldn't have beaten!"
And with that, Naruto teleported away. Naruto walked to a park near the edge of Konoha where he knew there were no teleportation seals and then onto a small bridge spanning a stream that ran through the park. Sakura was leaning on the railing and looked depressed.
"What's wrong with you?" Naruto questioned leaning on the other rail, facing away from her.
"My parents are trying to control my life and Sasuke's taking their side," Sakura muttered.
"Mine suddenly think I should be dating Fu instead of Hinata," Naruto stated. "Stupid fuckers."
"Stupid indeed," a familiar voice agreed as Madara rose from the ground to their side.
"You!" Naruto growled. "I was hoping for a stress reliever."
He darted forward, tapping into Kurama's chakra and swung at Madara only to pass through. Madara lobbed a sphere that looked like a crystal ball into the air and when Naruto and Sakura glanced at it, a Sharingan was reflected in it in both of their directions.
"Limited Tsukuyomi!" Madara said as the sphere flashed.
Then, the light faded and the sphere was gone, Madara was gone, and the crater Naruto had made was still there. Naruto glanced at Sakura who shrugged looking alone.
Nothing else had changed from what they could tell. They left the park heading into the village but Naruto froze as he tried to teleport to a seal but sensed none. He glanced sideways and his eyes widened and he turned toward the Hokage Monument.
"What?" Sakura questioned turning as well and freezing.
There were five faces on the Monument but Minato's was not among them. Instead, the face was Sakura's father's face.
"My father was not a Hokage," Sakura muttered.
"Why isn't my dad's face on the mountain anymore?" Naruto questioned.
Sakura shrugged and Naruto and Sakura walked to the Hokage's office to ask Minato what had happened only to find Tsunade behind the desk and Shizune beside her. But it wasn't quite right. Tsunade was practically flat chested while Shizune was almost twice the size Tsunade usually was. And Tsunade was wearing reading glasses.
"Ah, there you are Menma," Tsunade smiled pushing her glasses up her nose. "Your parents told me to tell you they have dinner ready."
"Um...what happened to the two of you?" Naruto questioned. "And who's Menma?"
"What do you mean?" Tsunade questioned. "You're Menma. And nothing happened to us. Did it?"
"No," Shizune said shaking her head. "I might think your hair was still messed up but I already fixed it after we did it."
"HUH!?" Sakura nearly shrieked, Naruto simply going pale and silent.
"What's wrong with you?" Tsunade questioned. "Oh, I get it. You're upset that we did it without you huh?"
"N-NO!" Sakura shrieked. "Come on Naruto, let's get out of here before I vomit!"
She then dragged him out of the room by his ear.
"What's wrong with her?" Shizune questioned.
"No idea," Tsunade shrugged. "Well, back to paperwork."
"Can't we just go get drunk instead?" Shizune whined.
"No!" Tsunade snapped.
Outside, Naruto and Sakura stopped and Sakura let go as they saw Kiba, Akamaru, Hinata, and Shino walking out of a back alley.
"Hey Hinata!" Naruto called as he and Sakura walked over.
"Hello," Hinata responded, voice sounding bored.
"What's up Menma?" Kiba questioned.
"Why is everyone calling me Menma suddenly?" Naruto questioned.
"It's your name you dumbass," Hinata stated. "Why are you out here with Sakura anyway?"
Her eyes suddenly narrowed and she wheeled around on Sakura leaning forward to whisper.
"Are you trying to steal Menma from me?" Hinata whispered.
"N-no, of course not!" Sakura assured her.
"Good," Hinata replied. "Because if you do, I'll fucking kill you."
Just then, Kiba shrieked in pain as Akamaru sank his teeth into his leg drawing blood.
"Akamaru you fucking mutt!" Kiba shouted smacking Akamaru off. "I'll fucking kill you if you don't stop that! Fuck, I should have gotten a cat!"
Naruto and Sakura, who had backed away from Hinata, exchanged confused looks then looked back at the others, noticing that a few obvious things were off. Kiba looked relatively the same but the marks on his cheeks were in four pieces each rather than just two fang marks. Shino's only change was that his hood was down. Hinata, on the other hand, was massively different, and Naruto seriously hated himself for not noticing. She was wearing red lipstick, something she never did, had on shorts that ended probably a centimeter down her thighs, had her jacket open, and revealed her partially see-through mesh armor bra. Naruto gulped as Hinata turned to him.
"You were on a date weren't you!?" She demanded grabbing him by the shirt. "You were on a date with this flat little bitch!"
"N-No!" Naruto stammered. "I would never-"
"Stammering is a sign of guilt," Shino spoke up and Hinata wheeled around on him.
"DO NOT ACCUSE NARUTO OF CHEATING OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!" She shrieked.
Naruto and Sakura began to back away slowly as a beetle flew past Naruto's head toward Shino. The moment he saw it, he jumped ten feet into the air and then dove aside pulling out a long green cylinder with a pump handle on the back. He pumped it once and a cloud of green gas shot out surrounding the bug that then dropped dead making Naruto and Sakura stare in shock.
"I hate bugs," Shino muttered.
Naruto and Sakura exchanged confused looks before turning and sprinting away as fast as they could. After a few minutes, they went through a back alley and then slid to a stop in the next street.
"What the Hell is going on?" Naruto panted.
"Hey Choji, let's go eat some beef. Mmm, beef," Shikamaru's voice said as they spun toward them. "At the cookout, they'll let us eat as much as we want if we pay them fifteen hundred won."
"The hell is a won?" Naruto whispered.
"No clue," Sakura replied as Choji, Shikamaru, and Ino walked into view.
Choji was tall and thin with diamond shaped swirls in stead of circles on his cheeks, Shikamaru looked the same but with messier hair and walked more like Choji usually did, and Ino was wearing a full length apron skirt that reached her ankles rather than halfway to her knees, and a purple shirt that actually covered her and her hair was down.
"If we split it up then...um...it's..." Shikamaru continued counting on his fingers.
"It's five hundred a piece," Choji sighed. "Anyway, I don't really want to do it that way. I don't eat much. It's a waste of money."
"What are you talking about?" Shikamaru gasped. "Even if we could only eat five servings, it's still a good deal."
"Do I look like a pig?" Choji demanded. "How the hell would I eat five servings?"
"Come on guys, get a hold of yourselves," Ino spoke up as the two began to get rough. "We're adults. We shouldn't fight."
"Is Ino being peaceful?" Naruto questioned.
"Uh huh," Sakura nodded speechless.
"Sakura! Menma!" Ino shouted noticing them and running over. "You should come with us! If you want to I mean. Please."
She smiled clasping her hands and Naruto and Sakura shared yet another confused look.
"Ever since Madara disappeared, our friends have been...different," Sakura whispered.
"I agree," Naruto replied just as quietly. "Um, a little while ago, we got attacked by Madara. I think we should focus on finding him."
"What's Madara?" Ino questioned confused.
"The cool sea guy!" Shikamaru guessed.
"That was Madoross you idiot," Choji sighed.
"Oh yeah," Shikamaru muttered.
"You guys really don't know what we're talking about do you?" Sakura questioned.
"Did something happen?" Ino questioned. "You guys are acting kind of strange."
"U-um, h-hello, M-Menma," a voice behind Naruto stuttered.
He turned and saw Fu, dressed in a whit cloak that covered even her neck. She was blushing badly and holding her hand in front of her like Hinata used to when they were young.
"Fu?" Naruto questioned.
"U-um," Fu stammered. "I-I w-was w-wondering i-if y-you w-would g-go o-on a-a d-date w-with m-m-m-m-me."
"AHA!" Hinata shouted appearing behind between Fu and Naruto, despite there being almost no room. "So you're dating Fu huh?"
"N-NO!" Naruto shouted holding his hands up in hopes it might help him survive.
"Liar!" Hinata shrieked activating her Byakugan.
"He's telling the truth!" Sakura pleaded. "Fu just showed up and asked him out."
"So it's your fault then," Hinata growled wheeling around at Fu.
Naruto groaned and sprinted away, Sakura following him, and Hinata chasing them shrieking about him cheating with Sakura. After a few minutes, they stopped as Sasuke appeared in front of Hinata holding out a rose. She stopped in her tracks smiling sweetly and took the rose, kissing Sasuke on the cheek then walked away. Sasuke turned toward them and they stared at him in shock. He was wearing a black shirt under an open, short-sleeved, dark blue shirt with the collar up, dark grey pants, and black shoes. He also wore an necklace with the Uchiha symbol for a pendant.
"S-Sasuke," Naruto stammered. "What the Hell was that?"
"I saved your life Menma," Sasuke stated simply. "I thought you got over her kissing random guys after you found her making out with Kiba."
"She..." Naruto trailed off eyes the size of dinner plates as Sakura winced at how he must feel.
"What the hell is going on?" Naruto muttered.
"I don't know," Sakura whispered.
"What?" Sasuke whispered.
"How's your Sharingan?" Naruto questioned.
"Sharingan?" Sasuke questioned. "Are you being intentionally stupid? I don't have Sharingan."
Naruto stared in shock as Ino walked over.
"Please come to the spa with the rest of us," Ino pleaded.
"It's not mixed bathing day is it?" Naruto questioned.
"No no," Ino smiled. "That was yesterday, though you don't have to worry. Hinata stuck mainly to having sex with Sakura, Tsunade, and Shizune."
Naruto's mind, despite his best efforts, and likely due to Kurama's filled with mental pictures of that that refused to go away as he rested his head in his hand.
"Fine," Naruto sighed. "Fine we'll go. Just, don't let Hinata kill me, okay?"
"Sure," Ino beamed. "You too Sakura?"
"I guess so," Sakura sighed.
Ino squealed in excitement and ran off and Sakura sighed as the three of them followed. A few minutes later, they were all on their respective sides. Tenten, covered in scratches, got into the water and sighed.
"It feel exciting, even if it was me who did it," Tenten sighed.
"Tenten, you shouldn't throw things, you're going to hurt yourself," Ino stated. "You're terrible with weapons."
"I see you're still as flat-chested as ever," Hinata spoke glaring at Sakura who sank lower to cover herself, blushing scarlet. "Menma's mine. Remember that you flat-chested little bitch."
On the other side, Naruto was soaking on the end furthest from the others, despite that only being a few feet away.
"So, did everyone come but Lee?" Naruto questioned.
"That's just like him," Shino stated still wearing his goggles. "He's a hard-working insect. I hate insects."
"Funny considering you're attached to one," Naruto smirked as Shino turned pink and the others laughed.
"Menma look!" Kiba called out now sporting cat ears made out of soap. "Cat ears!"
Naruto stared at him unimpressed.
"What's the matter with you?" Kiba questioned. "Alright fine, this time it's a lion!"
He held a round object with a hole in the middle in front of his face like a lion's mane.
"If I have to listen to your stupid impressions you should do a dog," Naruto stated.
Suddenly, Shikamaru yelled something unintelligible as he ran toward a pile of chairs he had set up to jump over. At the last moment, he slipped and crashed through the chairs and into the spa splashing them all and making the water overflow.
"Shikamaru, stop playing around," Choji scolded. "You're not a child. Thanks to you the water overflowed."
"Kiba likes cats, Shikamaru's an idiot," Naruto listed. "Hinata's psychotic, I'm getting a fucking headache.
"I'm getting a headache from listening to you complain," Sasuke stated.
"At least your personality is the same," Naruto muttered.
"This way!" Neji suddenly pleaded., Byakugan active and staring through the wall. "Look this way!"
After a moment he cringed.
"No way!" Neji gasped. "She knows!"
"NEJI!" Hinata bellowed. "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"
Suddenly, a scream rang out from the girl's changing room. Sasuke in the lead, the boys all put on towels and rushed to see what the trouble was, finding Hinata holding Lee up by the front of his collar.
"What happened?" Naruto questioned as Ino shrieked and hid behind Sakura.
"Lee was just peeping on us," Tenten stated.
"What?" Neji gasped. "That bastard!"
He froze when Hinata leveled her glare at him.
"Speak for yourself you pervert!" Hinata shrieked dropping Lee and grabbing Neji. "You were trying to see your own cousin naked!"
Lee scrambled out the door and sprinted away and the all looked after him for a moment.
"Get him!" Tenten yelled and everyone sprinted after him except Sakura, Naruto, and Sasuke.
"What's going on?" Sakura questioned.
"I think everyone turned backward from their normal personalities," Naruto stated.
"Everyone?" Sakura questioned. "Sasuke too?"
"No, he seems pretty much the same," Naruto shrugged.
"Well, if he's the same, what if Lee is too?" Sakura questioned. "He'd be innocent."
"We'd better go," Naruto stated and they sprinted out of the room after the others.
After a few minutes, they reached Lee in time to keep Hinata from killing him.
"You could be wrong," Sakura stated helping Lee up. "He could be telling the truth."
"If you're lying, you'd a dead man," Hinata warned.
"Lee's not that kind of person," Sakura stated resting a hand on Lee's shoulder where his suit was torn.
His leg suddenly gave out making him fall and turn. Sakura grabbed a handful of his suit to catch him only for the suit to rip off as Lee fell revealing white panties and bra. Naruto and Sakura stared in shock while the others did much the same with more anger and disgust, particularly Tenten.
"What the...that's my underwear!" Tenten gasped. "I think he stole it from the dressing room!"
"LEE YOU PERVERT!" Hinata shrieked instantly beginning to beat him until Sasuke gave her a rose, with much the same effect.
"I think Hinata's bipolar," Sakura muttered.
Naruto could only nod.
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