Megatron leaned against the table, Starscream and Soundwave sitting at the other end. Megatron liked when his soldiers did that, it meant they knew they were wrong and he had every right to be mad.
He leaned forward, looking them both in their bright eyes. Almost too bright. "So. What's going on. Are you two a thing now."
Starscream scoffed, glaring at Soundwave. "No. It was an accident."
"...That you fell in love, or-"
Starscream stood up, slamming his hands on the table. Soundwave grabbed his arm, shaking his head. He was about to stand up too, still under the effects of that chemical and ask Starscream to take him right there. But he showed some restraint for Megatron.
"Lord Megatron. Allow me to explain-"
Starscream walked over to Megatron, making sure Soundwave was out of his line of vision. He smiled at the mech, sitting in front of him on the table. He used his sweetest voice, smiling. "Lord Megatron, we have no idea why we were making out in the hall. It just came over us suddenly, and we were just about to get to the bottom of it." He looked Megatron over, his smile almost turning into a grin. "I'm sure it was the same thing that happened to you the other day."
Megatron felt one of his brow ridges raise, clenching his fists. He decided to indulge Starscream though, smiling just as sweetly and sat on the table with him. "Is that right. Well what do you know about what happened the other day? Surely you've figured something out..."
He caught himself leaning in closer to the Seeker, stopping himself. He looked down at Starscream's chest, noticing something smeared there. "What is that..." Megatron leaned in, about to touch it when Starscream stood up and stepped back, sighing.
"It's...you don't want to touch it."
Megatron was frozen in place, his eyes locked on Starscream's chest. What the hell were they doing before he found them? "I'll take your word for it. Go wash off. I want to discuss the plans for attacking that science facility in an hour. And no more messing around in hallways."
Starscream nodded, shooing Soundwave out of the room with him. They parted ways immediately, Soundwave practically running to his quarters.
About an hour later, Starscream was clean, polished and pheromone free. He was early to the meeting, the first one there save for Megatron. He looked around, feigning surprise. "Soundwave's not here yet? Is he sick?"
"You should know," Megatron frowned at the thought of the two tangled together, glancing at Starscream as he sat down at the head of the table. "Did you give him something-?"
"Shut up." Starscream sat beside Megatron, trying to stay in a good mood. It was hard to do when Megatron was around though. If he would just stop talking and sit there it would be fine. With those full lips and strong jaw- maybe if he smiled more too-
"Soundwave is fine. He came and talked to me after our earlier meeting." Megatron was leaning against the table on his elbow, resting his head on his palm as he grinned at Starscream. "Did you really think I wouldn't figure out what you're up to?"
Starscream leaned against the table too, smiling at Megatron. "What am I up to, Megatron?" If the idiot found out, then maybe it would speed things along. He was sick of scheming about it, just wanting an interface now.
Megatron leaned forward, holding Starscream's face in both hands. He brushed his lips against the Seeker's as he spoke, watching his expressive eyes. "Being an idiot, but that's normal for you."
He then dropped the mech's face, circling him. "In what reality does blowing me up constitute as seducing me? Or dousing me in pheromones?"
Starscream watched Megatron, confused he wasn't being thrown across the room or shot at. Maybe he had a chance? It wasn't like Megatron to lead him on like that. He usually just punched him around. "It...I couldn't just ask. You would mock me mercilessly. I was only trying to impress you-"
"Neither of those things are impressive, I assure you." Megatron stood behind Starscream, smoothing his hands over his wings. He chuckled, noticing how tense the mech was but his eyes looked hopeful. "Maybe for assassination attempts, but not for getting me into your berth."
"...What are you doing? Are you going to punish me?" Starscream turned to look at Megatron, keeping his wings completely still. The petting felt great, but he had a feeling he was in for a world of pain. Maybe he should have fragged Soundwave, then he might've kept his slut mouth shut.
Megatron sighed, pressing up against Starscream's back. "No."
Starscream relaxed a bit, looking back at the table. He saw Megatron walk back to his seat, then he did something that made Starscream do a double take.
Megatron crawled onto the table, then sat right in front of Starscream with his legs spread wide. He rested on his hands behind his back, staring down his chest at the Seeker.
"You're going to properly seduce me."