p style="text-align: center;"We rode a while and I just sat ... thinkingbr /I looked over at Chris feeling a but guilty for the way I talked to him, so I decided to apologizebr /I scooted a little closer to him being that I was on the same side of the boatbr /br /"hey.." I said and he looked at me "hey Alex" he said and I sighed "look Chris, I'm really sorry for how I talked to you back there, I had no right to do that" I said and h turned to me "no, you had every right, I was treating you unfairly .. I guess it's just because I-" "AAAAHHHHHHHHH!" I started screaming looking at the ship we were fixing to collide with!br /br /I grabbed the side of our boat and held on with every fiber of my beingbr /"They're gonna sink us!" Chris said and I mentally facepalmed "no duh Sherlock!" I said falling aroundbr /"we've gotta get aboard that ship!" Sheva said and I nodded ... Stow away on a ship ... like a bas!br /br /After a struggle we finally crawled onto the ship just to be met by that flippin weasel!br /"Would you three just die already!" Irving whined "Ladies first, drop dead!" I said raising my weaponbr /"well this is a feisty one ... to bad the show must end so soon!" he said and pulled something out of his pocketbr /"Don't do it!" Sheva yelled, the rat popped a shot in his neck and started transforming "Nyeh!" I yelped and jumped backbr /"I'm beyond anything you could ever hope to become!" Irving yelled and jumped in the water "I wouldn't wanna be you" I said taking a step back, "I just had an extreme makeover!" he laughed and I looked at him like O.o "I thought makeover was supposed to make someone look better" I said and Chris pulled me behind him "Chris your doing it again ... but this time I don't care!" I said /br /"Chris! Status Report!" Josh said through the radiobr /"Get outta here Josh! It's to dangerous!" Chris said and I popped from behind him "and it's to ugly!" I said hiding againbr /"We'll try to stop it!" Sheva said "understood! Just try not to get yourselves killed!" Josh radioed backbr /"I can't die! I'm invincible!" I said pulling out my weapon "a second ago you were using me as a human shield" Chris joked and I didn't fight itbr /"look out!" Chris yelled all of a sudden and pushed me back really hard, I caught myself with a backwards roll and saw that where I once stood was a giant dent "Nyeh!" I said and looked around knowing what I must /br /"Chris!" I yelled and he turned to me, I threw him my magnum "use it!" I said and ran to one of the big guns, just to be pulled of itbr /"HELP! Get your flippin tentacles off of me squid boy! HELP ME!" I screamedbr /"Alex hold on!" Sheva yelled "Oh like I've got a choice!" I said trying to wringle loosebr /I was shot down and I rolled ... whacking my head on the ground but managed to keep my /br /After who knows how long of fighting Irving popped upbr /"You look like an ugly little grape" I said and Sheva looked "There's the little weasel!" Sheva yelled and we started popping caps in /Soon he flew out of the thing he was in and landed on the boat "Ew! It splattered!" I said and backed upbr /Chris talked to him ad I stood back, I soon got annoyed with Irving's laughing and walked upbr /I looked down at him ad shot him right between the eyes with my magnum that I got back from Chrisbr /"Well that was a waste of time, what was he flappin' about?" I askedbr /"we've gotta keep going, Alex we're headed to the caves" Chris said and I gave him a thumbs upbr /"to the caves it is" I said and I ran to the side of the boat and jumped off onto our little boatbr /br /If it's the caves we must find ... then let's get going before someone else turns into an E.T. incarnate/p
