Jaune seemed reluctant to head down to fight Dante.

Dante growled at Jaune.

"Get the fuck down here!" Dante snapped, out of nowhere. Just like Randy Orton's RKO.

Somewhere, Randy Orton sneezed as his name and catchphrase were used.

Jaune went down to fight from the encouragement of his team and the rest of the audience.

After all, Jaune got into Beacon through skill, right?

Jaune walked over to his spot opposite Dante, who was giving him a look that made him terrified for his life.

"Ready?" Professor Port asked. Dante nodded quickly while Jaune hesitated before he also nodded.

"FIGHT!"

BOOM

Jaune felt like a hundred trucks had just hit him. He was firmly planted into the ground from Dante's powerful hit.

Dante pulled Jaune up from the ground to show the extent of his injuries. He held him up by his throat.

Blood was pooling below him as it dripped down from his head, body, arms and legs. Somehow, he didn't pass out from blood loss.

"You sicken me Jaune." Dante growled. "There are true hero's, people who deserve to be here." Dante pulled Jaune close to his face but kept his voice loud enough for everyone to hear.

"Then there are pieces of shit like you. People who lie, cheat and fake their way into the hero business, ruining people who could actually a difference's chances." Dante gave a dark smirk at Jaune.

"I know what your family did for you Jaune. They faked your transcripts, made you seem worthy of the Arc name. After all, their family is full of powerful Hunter, who would doubt it?" Dante grinned fully as he noticed Jaune's team, who were trying to enter the arena but were stopped by a barrier he put up, stare at them in disbelief and denial.

"Your father didn't want you to become a Hunter, you know that Jaune? If he did, he would have trained you. But he didn't. He hated his father because his father forced your father to become a Hunter to carry on the legendary Arc name. Your father wanted to break that chain and took every chance he could to dissuade you discreetly, but you were too stubborn to notice it. So he faked your transcripts to let you in. Hoped that you would get kicked out and change your dream, but you didn't." Dante's speech removed the little hope that Jaune had of becoming a Hunter.

"Don't cry on me Jaune. My hoodie is a collector's item and I will snap your neck if a single tear touches it." Dante warned. Jaune held in the tears that were threatening to flow.

Dante held Jaune up for them all to see.

"This is what a fake Hunter is! This is what the Arc family has done to their only son! This is what will lead Humanity to extinction!" Dante brought Jaune's face to his own.

"But I don't want that. As horrible as your species is, they are much better to watch than to sit in solitary for another millenium or two." Dante snapped his fingers and all of Jaune's wounds healed. Dante let go of Jaune, who could fully support himself but felt to his butt, staring at Dante.

"So I'm giving you a chance, Jaune. I've just given you the necessary training and knowledge to potentially become a real Hunter, one worthy of the Arc name." Dante began walking away from Jaune but stopped.

"Oh, and take Pyrrah on a date already. If you two aren't boyfriend and girlfriend in the next week, I'm going to make the both of you have sex with each other for hours on end." Dante turned and grinned at Jaune before he walked back to his team, walking past a madly blushing Pyrrah, hyperactive Nora who was talking about setting Jaune and Pyrrah up, and Ren who was actually in agreement with Nora for once, and sit next to them, ignoring all the looks from the audience.

"Well, that certainly was a speech and a half. Well done Dante! Mister Arc, I would like to meet you after class to talk about those, 'fake transcripts'." Professor Port stated. Everyone left the classroom, giving Dante space as they walked away from him.

The only people near Dante, who was still in a thinking pose, was team RWBYD, without the D (wiggles eyebrows), and team JNPR, without the J (I don't have a sex joke for that).

"Dante come on, we need to go to class, then you need to explain what all that was." Ruby ordered, surprisingly authorative now. Dante nodded and stood up, motioning for the team to start walking. Team JNPR, without the J again, waited for Jaune to finish his talk with Professor Port.

"But! Classes and the explanation will happen in the next Chapter of, Slightly Unhinged!" Dante suddenly yelled, confusing everyone there.

In Purgatory...

"Hello dear readers!" Dante greeted. "Since the author wants this chapter to be a thousands words or more and he's run out of material to write for now, he's decided to write me, the lovable Dante, to talk to you guys!"

Actually, change of plans Dante.

"Say what?"

Yeah the change was *starts whispering so you can't hear, or at least, the author won't write it so you don't know it*

"Ah! Well then, it seems that this entire conversation was literally just to increase the length of this chapter and make it so the story seems longer so you read it, because the author wants views and fans."

That's only partly true.

"Yeeeeaaaah, suuuuure."

Okay, mostly true. The other reason is because I want people to laugh at this ridiculous conversation between floating words and a crazy god.

"A fair reason, yes indeed it is good sir, fair it is, indeedy it is."

You doing that thing that Chris does when he plays the part of Stewie's soldier in the episode where the fortune teller is telling Peter that he founded Quahog?

"Yes I am, I thought it would boost the comedic factor, make you seem funnier than you are."

Fuck you. Anyway, this conversation is just dragging on and the readers obviously don't care anymore so let's end it with a bang.

BAM!

"That's not bang, that's bam."

Sssssssh, they don't need to know that.

Also, I found a theme tune for Dante.

I'm Gonna Show You Crazy (Nightcore Male Version) by Bebe Rexha. If anyone can find a better theme tune to fit Dante's personality, then please, tell me in a PM or a review.

Here's the link for Dante's theme tune: watch?v=_SF4_5Kmwiw